第1章 不是雪宝做的(1922字)

jintian,shiyaolaofurenliushisuishouyan,yijiazirenyoushuoyouxiao,qilerongrong。

kenianjinsisuidexiaoxuebao,beiguanzaidingcengdegelouzhongbutingdiwangxiatantou。

fengnianguojietadouhuibeibabayipachuanghuodeliyousuozaizheili。erlaijialicaibannianduodedidihemeimei,queyicidoumeiyou。

zhitingmensuozhuandong,yigezhangxiangyaoyandenvrenzoulejinlai。

“xuebao,didimeimeijiaoniguoquyiqiwanni!”

shitadexinmama,yishenhualidezhuangban,lianshangdaizheqinjindexiaorong。

yinweishinainaideshouyan,zijiyenengbeifangchulailema?

xiaoxuebaomeiyouduoxiang,yitingkeyichuquwanle,jiuxingfudipaoxialelou。

raner,gangbeixinmamalazhelaizhaodidimeimei。

tajiukandao——yanqiandeliucengdangaobeituidaozaidishangpusankailai!

haiyouyigekanqilaihaomingguidehuaping,liandaizhewaicengdebaozhuangheyiqi,qilingbaluodisuiliezaidi。

hongditanshangdeliangzhongdongxi,jiaozhicuoluo,lingluanbukan。erdidimeimeiyishennaiyou,zhanzaipangbianzhengbuzhisuocuo。

xuebaogangxiangshangqianguanxin,jingbeishencedexinmamazhijietuileguoqu!

dishangdenaiyoutaihua,xuebaohenkuaijiuzaidaozaidishang,zhanleyishen。

“谁干的?!”

jiazhuyaoshengyilai,jiukandaolezheiyangyimu,zhuyidaozijihuajiaqianwanpaixiadehuapingbeishuaisuile。

zheigehuapingshitachenzhezheicishouyan,teyijilinshijituandeliwu。jiushiweilegenlinjiaderenqianshangxian,haorangtamenbangzijidegongsiqisihuisheng。

kexianzaiquesuichengleyidizha。

“是**的……”

xinmamachenyiturankaikou,yanjingquezaixuebaoshenshanglaihuidaliang。

zheiyijudong,luozaiyaoshengyanzhong,quexiandetagewaishiduqingshen。

yanqiandemeimeifanyingguolai,zhizheyipangyizhedanbodexuebaojieshi:“bushimama,shijiejie!jiejiegangcaituiwo,bahuapingzhuangdaole。”

yipangdedidiyegenfengdengxiangxuebao,ehenhendihoudao:“jiushita,tahaituidaolenainaidedangao!”

gangcaizhiguzhefengpaodanao,chuanglehuoliangrenhegebansi,haihaomamazhaolailetizuiyang,neikendingdeganjinshuaiguo。

chenyiculeyixiameimao,lishenghechiyishuangernv,“bizui,buxuhushuo!”

caibeizhuangdebixuehengliu,youzaodaomuqinhechi,xiaonvhaikaishifangshengdaku。xiaonanhaijianzhuang,yegenzheku,fangfozheiyangjiunengpieqingganxi。

yaojialaofurenyilianxinteng,ganjinjiangtamenbaoqilai,yikouyige‘guaisuner’deqinghong。

jiezhe,tayoushuoleyidui,ziyiweishidegongdaohua。

“yaowoshuo,xiaoyiniyebietaihu,zheimingyanrenyikan,jiuzhidaoshidayatou!zhidaoniyixiangpianxinta,kelianwozheishouyane!”

“bushide,shixinmamatuiwo……”xuebaoweiqujile,gangpaqilaixiangjieshi。

“对,就是我。”

chenyilianmangdaduan,huangzheyaoshengdegebo,“laogong,doushiwozuode,nibieguaixuebao。”

“xinglexingle,zheihuasansuixiaohaidoubuxin!”

yaoshengpailepaitadeshou,xishengquanjiedao:“nikankan,tanhuzheibaiyanlangyoushenmeyong?haifanyaoshangnile!”

ranhou,kanchengbianliandashideta,zhijieyibazhangshanzaixuebaolianshang。

“binkejiulaile,rangwonashenmezhaodai?kehenzheisiyatou!haibawodehuapingjinongsuile!”

“wo,womeiyou……shitamenziji。”xuebaozhuajinzijideyijiao,xiaoshoushangbumanshanghen,**delianshangyijinghongzhongleqilai。

huayingangluo,youyibazhangshuaileguoqu。

“还敢撒谎!”

xuebaobeijiaoxunhou,chenyizheicailazhuyaosheng,wenshengxiyudao:“asheng!xiaohaizima,shuoyishuojiuxingle,meibiyaodongshou。”

kanleyiyanchenyideyanse,yaolenixiaoshengchouqizhe,shenshoumoleyibabizi,bixuecengzailianshangkanshangquhaoqican。

“jiejieye……bushiguyide。”

zheijuhuazhijiejiangxuebaodezuimingsuosi。

“qiaoqiaonimahenimeimei,zheigeshihouhaizaitanhuni!meiliangxindewanyi,niduideqishei?!”

nushizhexuebao,yaoshengyijiaotileguoqu,xiaoxiaodeshenzibeitifanzaidi。

“gunxiaqufansheng,santianbuxuchifan!”

zaijiazhuduoduobirendeqishizhixia,xuebaobeituojinledixiashi。

danbodeyifubeichechupodong,shenshangyebeicachushanghen,dantalianshangmeiyouweiquhenanguo,yishuangshuilinglingdedayanjinglimanshijueqiang。

qiheiyinandehuanjingrangtakongjudisuoqizijixiaoxiaodeshenzi,zhouweihaichuilaihanliangdeyinfeng,haoxiangsuishihuiyouguaiwupaochulaijiangtayikoutundiao。

这里好冷啊!

mumenzaiwaimian‘kuang’yishengshanglesuo,tajinjindibaozhezijidexigai。

tameiyoutuimeimei,talaideshihoushiqingyijingfashengle……

weishenmemeiyourenxiangxinta?

bannianqian,mamituranshizong,babalinglesangemoshengrenhuilai,shuoshitadedidimeimeihexinmama。

tashituduituranchuxiandedidimeimeihenhao,kedidizongshiqifuta,jiulianmeimeiyejingchangwuxianta。

zhiyuxinmama,kanqilaihenwenrou,ketadeyanshenhenkepa。suoyizijiyizhiwufaqinjintamen……

“mami,wohaoxiangni……”

ruqiudetianqiliangshuang,ketouqidexiaochuangchuijinlaidefengqueshiyinlengcigude,xuebaoshenshangdanbodeyifugenbenjingbuzhuzheimelengdewendu。

yizhengtianguoqule,yikoufanyidishuiweijindetashenqingyijinghuanghuqilai。

xiaochuangwaitoujinlaiweiruodeguangxian,xuebaoquansuozaijiaoluoli,chuangwailiujinyushui。tataitou,kanjianchuangxiademuxiangbeishuidashi,renchuleneishizijimuqindewupin,xiaoxiaodeshenzizhanzhanweiweidizouleguoqu。

muxiangshangmianfugaizhehouhoudechentu,quebeiyushuidashi,zhanzaixuebaodeshoushangyipianqihei,ketaquebuxianqixiangziyouduozang,yanlichongmanleyanlei,yongjinquanshendeliqijiangxiangzidakai。

zheilimianfangzhetamamideyiwu,tabuxianqi。

“妈咪……”

xuebaokanzhelimianrengzhejijiantashuxideyifu,shangmianhaifangzheyizhangzhaopianheyibuniandaijiuyuandeshouji。

zhaopianshangshitamaminianqingshideyangzi,pangbianhaizhanzhejiweinianqingdenanren,takanjianzhaopianshangyinyuexiezheshuzi,zhengyaokanxiaqu。

dixiashiwaidemensuojiuxiangdongqilai,talianmangjiangxiangziheqilai,paodaopangbiandunxia。