jimeiyixinzhixiangyueguogaokaobeibaosong。
yushibuxizaigaokaoshouriguyishejurangshoufushaoyeshuaixiagaoqiao。
shoufushaoyechadianbeinibi，tayouzhuangzuozhengyitiaohejiuren，haiyincicuoguolegaokao。
wobujinmeiyouzuzhi，haititazhaolaimeiti，jiangcishixuanyang。
zhiyinqianshiwozhidaohou，jishiquanzu，duitashuojiangjiasuiranshishoufu，danyemeikenenggaibiangaokaozhidu，erqiejiangjiarenzuitaoyanbeiqipian。
taxinle，jieguogaokaochengjichulai，chenglexuexiaodiandi。
tabiaomianwusuowei，shuozheishitademingyun，jieguoquezaishengxueyanneitian，jiangwotongsi。
tamianmuzhengningdeshuo：“ruguobushinizuzhiwo！wojiuxiajiangjiashaoye！chengletadeenren！wozaojiubeitamenhuaqianbaosongle！”
“erqieshuobuding，jiangjiahaihuikanwoshanliang！rangwojiajinquzuoshaonainaia！”
“doushiyinweini！huilewoderensheng！”
zaizhengyan，wohuidaolegaokaoshouri。
wodaoyaokankan，tahaideyoukenengduoxiagaokaozhuangyuandejiangjiashaoyezhongshang，huiyoushenmexiachang！
......
“zheinvwabudele！zijidoushoushanglehaijianchijiuren！”
“nikantahaichuanzhexiaofu，yidingshigaokaosheng！zheicuoguolegaokaozenmebana！”
woshunzhedajiashouzhidefangxiangkanqu，jiukandaoxuruoyunfenlizaishuiliputeng。
tadebuyuanchushibudongyouyongdeshoufujiashaoyejiangchenxu。
tayibianchaojiangchenxuyouqu，yibiandashengjiaohan：“tongxue！nijianchizhu！woyidinghuilazhuni！”
kanzhezheiyimu，wojinjinwuzhuxiaofu。
neizhongbeidaotongdetongjuehewuliganyijiuhenqingxi。
ruguobushishangyishiwowuyijiantingdaotahebierendeduihua，wokenengyehuibeitazheifuyangzipiandao，zhenyiweitashihaoxinjiurenerfangqigaokaodezhengyixuesheng。
buguojifenzhonghou，xuruoyunjiujiangyanyanyixidejiangchenxuladaoanbian。
youkongshuizhengdejiangchenxuzaojiuyunjue，toubuyeyinweizhuiheshizhuangpo，cikemanlianshixue。
zheikeshishoufujiadeshaoye，gengshibennianxuexiaozuikanzhongdegaokaozhuangyuan。
xuruoyunshifatiezhelianjia，shuangyanfanhong，buxiguangzhexigaiguizaishizishang，yonglijijiangchenxuzuoxiongqianganya：“tongxue！nixingxing！”
“niqianwanbunengyoushi！niderenshenghaiyoudahaoqianchenga！”
tahenkuaijiugandonglezhouweisuoyouren。
yankanjuligaokaohaiyoushiwufenzhong，dajiafenfenquanta：“tongxue，gaokaoyaojin，zheiliyouwomenkanzhe，nikeganjinquba！”
ketaqueyaoleyaotou，jianchiyaodengdaojiuhuchedaolai，“buxing！”
“woruguomeiyouqinyankandaotameishi，wokaoshidoubuhuianxinde！”
“gaokaoeryi，cuoguolehainengyouxiayinian，keshirenmingzhiyouyitiaoa！wozuobudaoneimelengxue！”
zheishi，kaochangfujindejiuhuchedezhixiaoxihou，henkuaijiudaolexianchang。
xuruoyunjianzhuang，lianshangshanguoyisideyi，danhenkuaiyouhuifuleneifujinzhangdanyoudeshenqing。
taduizhekuangbenguolaideyihurenshidahan：“zheiweitongxueliulehaoduodexue！ruguoxuyaoshuxue！jiuchouwode！”
“renmingyaojin！chouduoshaodoukeyi！”
我笑了。
zhonghuoyishi，tayaozuosi，wobujinbulan，haijiangshoujilixuruoyunjiurendehuamianyiyifajilegedameiti。
zheiyangjiangjiarenjiuhenrongyisuodingtale。
zuowanzheiyiqie，wozhuanshenzoujinkaochang。
anxinkaowandiyikehou，gangzouchukaochang，jiufaxianshoujisixindoubaole。
duanduanlianggexiaoshi，xuruoyunfangqigaokaojiurendeshijiuchuanbianlezhenggewangluo。
youmeitizhuidaoyiyuan，weizhexuruoyuncaifang：“zheiweitongxue，qingwennijiaoshenmemingzi？”
“niyinweijiurenercuoguogaokao，huibuhuihouhui？”
“niyoumeiyouxiangguoyihouzenmeban？”
“duile，nizhidaozijijiuderenshi**deduzima？”
“tingshuonijitongxueshuleliangdadaixue，tacaizhongyuhuifuleshengmingtizheng，nihuirangtadejiarenjinibuchangma？”
wenyanxuruoyunguzuokonghuang，pinmingyonggebozhezhulian，kuzheshuo：“jiurenshiwogaizuode，genghekuangjiudehaishizijidetongxue，wobuhuihouhui！”
“qiunimenbiepaile，wobuxiangchuming，wozhixiangjiuren。”
turan，meitijingtouyizhuan，“jiangzonglaile！”
xuruoyuntingdaohou，jicongcongzhuangkairenqunjiuwangwaipaoqu，“tongxuemeishiwojiuzoule！qiudajiabuyaogongkaiwo！”
我只觉得好笑。
tajiurendeshipinneimeduo，haiteyijiangzhunkaozhengluozaianbian。
sheibuzhidaotajiushixuruoyun？
tabuguoshixiangbodegengduorenzhichihetongqingbale。