“yeyenainai~kuaikanwomendaileshenmehuilai……”
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最好等下就去！
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“yeye！”huocongyezhuantoujiqiedidaduan。
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youduizhewuqiuyudao：“nainai，wojidenindailehenduopiao，liudajiannengcoudeqiba！”
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“姐！等等我~”
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【好高，好凶！】
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