第3章 大学生就是好骗

xiazhilazhuguzhengchudeyijiao,xiaoxinyiyidiwen:“buzaizheilizuoshoushuma?”

zheiliqueshikanqilaibijiaogui,yexutashixianghuanyigexingjiabigaodiandedifang。

guzhengchufuleyixiayanjing,yishuangshensuidemouzizangzailengbingbingdejingpianhoumian,xiandeshifenyansu。

“woxiwangninengbazheigehaizishengxialai。”

takuaisanshisuile,gujiazaojiuyinweitabujiehunyebushenghaizidewentichaofanletian。taduizheixiesuoshishizaishimeiyouxingqu,juedelangfeishijian。

kexianzaituranyouleyigehaizi,tayebupaichi。

“shengxialaiyihouzenmebanni,womeiyouyanghaizidenengli,wohaideshangxue……erqiewojialirenyaoshizhidaowohuaiyunle,yidinghuibuyaowode。”

xiazhiyizhiguodejinxiaoshenwei,shibiaozhundeguaiguainv,chulexuexishenmeyebuxiang。zaixuexiaoliyouhenduonanhaizixihuanta,wangtadeshubaolikezhuolisaiqingshu,jitamaihenduopiaoliangdeliwu。

tadouzhengzhongqishidibadongxihaihuiqu,renzhendijujue,shuoxueshengdetianzhishihaohaoxuexi。taxiangdengdaxuebiyezhaodaoyifenwendingdegongzuoyihouzaikaolvtanlianaideshi。

yiwaihuaiyunchaochuletadechushifanwei,shushangkemeiyoujiaoguodaxueshenggaizenmeyigerenyanghaizi。

“woshihaizidebaba,wodangranhuiduihaizi,haiyounifuze。yanghaizideshinibuyongdanxin,yiwodenengli,yanggehaizimeiyouwenti。”

“nishangxuedeshiwoyekeyijiejue,keyixianxiuxueyinian,denghaizishengwannixiangjixuzaiyunchengdaxuedushuyekeyi,huozhewokeyisongnichuguo。guowaiyeyouhenduobucuodexuexiao。”

“nifumuneibian,wohuijinlimanzutamendeyaoqiu。”

guzhengchuwangxiangtajuqibudingdeyanjing,chenshengjiezheshuo:“ruguonibuyuanyishengxiazheigehaizi,woyechongfenzunzhongnideyijian。”

xiazhidichuiyanmou,kanxiangzijipingtandexiaofu,dianlediantou。

“diantoushishenmeyisi?niyuanyishengxialai?”guzhengchudeyuqilidaizheyisiqidai。

她又点了点头。

guzhengchukuxiaobude,shibushixiaonvhaidouxiangtazheigeyangzi,yushangshihuangdelianhuadoubuhuishuole,zhizhidaodiantouyaotou。

“nijialiyourennengzhaogunima?”

xiazhixiangdaolinyuee,xindiliyizhenhaipa。

“meiyou,wozijikeyizhaoguziji。”

“zheiyangba,woyouyitaofangzijiuzaiyunchengdaxuefujin,nixianbandaoneiliquzhu。wokeyizhaoguni。”

tataiqitouyonghuaiyideyanshenkanlekanguzhengchu。

takanzhejiushishizhibuzhanyangchunshuidedashaoye,hunshenshangxiatouluzhejingui,haihuizhaoguren?

guzhengchuganshoudaoxiaonvhaibuxinrendemuguang,wunaidigouqichunjiao。

“guxiansheng,mafanninxiansongwohuixuexiao。woxuyaoshijiankaolvyixia。”

“好。”

taxiangshituranxiangqishenme,daochouyikouqi。

“wodezixingchehaizaineigelukou!”

heisedelaosilaisizaiyeselichuanxing,huidaochushideneigelukou,zixingchezaoyibujianzongying。

lengfengpaizailianshang,xiazhikanqilaihennanguo,xiangshidiushilezhongyaodebaobei。

“wozaijinimaiyiliang。”

xiazhinanguodeqingxuyisaoerkong,zhazheyishuangdayanjingshanliangliangdikanxiangta。

“真的吗?”

guzhengchuyanjiaochoudonglejixia,taguzhengchuxiangmaifeijiyanjingdoubuyongzhayixia。

“真的。”

chezizaixuexiaohoumentingxia,shizaishihenzhayan,laiwangdexueshengdourenbuzhuduokanliangyan。

xiazhibaweiyimaozidaileqilai。

“拜拜顾先生。”

taxiangzhituziyiyangcuanxialeche,duliuguzhengchuwangzhetadebeiyingchushen。

huidaosusheli,shiyouyijingdouhuilaile。

yigezaimangzhehenanpengyoudashipindianhua,yigezaikandianshiju,haiyouyigewozaichuangshangzhiweijin。

shiyouhuangtingtingmuguangcongdianshijushangshaoweiyikaiyihuier。

“zhizhinijintianzenmemeishangkea?mazhekelaoshidianmingle,haihaowojiling,niezhesangzibangnihandao。laoshidoumeifaxian。”

“e,wojialiyoudianshi。xiexietingbao。”

黄婷婷摆摆手。

“hai,xiaoshi。niliansekanqilaihaochaa,shibushinalibushufu?”

zhiweijindezhaoqingfangxiaweijin,kanguolaishuo:“zhendeai,shibushineigelaile?wozheiyouzhitengyao,haiyouyimucaokeli。”

“meilai。”xiazhihuangleyixia,diqibuzu。

gennanpengyoudashipindianhuadewuxiaohengwanghoushenleshentoushuo:“yinggaishileidaoleba。tiantiankezheimeduo,**haipaideneimeman。woshuonijiubunengzaisusheduoxiuxixiuxima,yaoshimeiqianchifan,womenkeyilunliudainichia。”

“是啊。”

lingwailianggerengenzhehesheng。

xiazhiganjinbeiguoshenqu,jizijidaolebeireshui,jiazhuangshibeiwuqixundaoleyanjing。

“嗯,知道了。”

sushelidesangejiemeiduitadouhenzhaogu,pingshitamangzhe**,youshihouhuilaidehenwan,tamendouhuibangtaliuzheyizhanxiaoyedeng。

youshenmehaochidehaohede,doumomofangyifenzaitazhuoshang。

xiazhiganjuezijishigetebiexingyunderen,yudaodedoushihaoren。shiyouduitahenhao,**renshidepengyouwanganqiduitayehenhao。

tayizhengyefanlaifuqu,yebuzhidaozijishuizheleduojiu。

diertianxiawuzhuanyekejieshu,tajiumabutingtidiqubianlidian**。

xiaohuochezhengzaihoumenxiehuo,wanganqiheyigehuangmaonanrenzhanzaiyibianchouyan。dakaidehuochemenganghaodangzhutamendeshixian,meizhuyidaoxiazhiyijinglaile。

“shangcineigedaxueshengwanshangnihainengdaiguolaima?wokerenhaitingxihuantade,neitianmeishuichengyizhigenwoniantaoni。”

“xinga,zheihuiwokanzheta,baozhengpaobudiao。neitianyaobushimaochulaiyigenandebatadaizou,zheishijiuchengle,haiwobaibaisunshiyiwankuai。neigeshahuobeirenmianfeishuile,shihouhaipadebuxing,wojitachilekevc,tahaidadianhuawenwoneiyaoyoumeiyoufuzuoyong,xiaosiwole。”

“hahaha,daxueshengjiushihaopiana。”

xiazhishentijiangying,erbianhongming。

huochemenguanshang,wanganqikandaobuyuanchudexiazhi,xiaorongjiangzailianshang。

黄毛也愣住了。

xiazhiwangqianzoulejibu,yongjinquanshenliqishanlewanganqiyigeerguang,ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou。

wanganqiwuzhelian,fanyingjimiaozhihou,xiangzhuishangquhaishou,beihuangmaolazhu。

“tagebuyaoliandexiaojian,ren,jingrangandawo!”

“suanlesuanle,biegentajijiao。”

xiazhiganjuezijidexinzangyijingkuaicongxiongqianglitiaochulaile。

taqizijizhendetaishale,dianxingdebeimailehaibangbierenshuqian。tayuezouyuekuai,haoxiangyaobashijiedoushuaizaishenhou。turanyanqianyihei,yizhenyunxuan,taxiayishidiwuzhezijideduzi,xiangfuzhuyigeshenmedongxibaochipingheng。

yigejieshidebeiwanwenwendijiezhuleta。

guzhengchuxiuzhangdeshoubeichuanguotaxianxidetuiwan,jiangtadahengbaoleqilai。