第4章 闯祸精

guqiranbuzhidao,shezhengwangyijiyinyideyanshenzuyilingrenxianghaosihouguancaimaina。

tabuzhitiangaodihou,nulenuzui,“woshentihaozheni,sibule,ruguozhangqixingkesou,kenengfazhanchengmanxingfeiyan,yibeizideshi,neikejiubuhaozhige。”

kantaxingzailehuodeyang,xiahoufengjuelvezuosisuo,“shenmeshimanxingfeiyan?”

“……”guqiranzhengzhu,“zheigema……yixueyongyu,nibudadonghenzhengchang,fanzhenghenyanzhong。”

“jiranqigongzhujingtongyishu,burujifengjuezhizhi?”yufeiguanchazheliangren,bujingyiditiyidao。

“buxuyao。”xiahoufengjuexiangyebuxiang,lengyingtuokouerchu。

guqiranyouzhongbeixianqideganjue,e,bu,tayizhichuzaibeixianqideweimian!

“qiuwozhiwohaibuzhini!bingsile……”tazabazabazuibahoubanjuhuayanhuiduzili,bingsile,shengdezouchengxulihunle!

yufeifue,“xinhunzhiri,nimenzheimezhengfengxiangdui,renshenghaizhangkeruheshihao。”

xiahoufengjuelianseyouchenlejigedu,qishenxingli,“jinritaoraoajie,shichenbuzao,chendigaoci。”

tashibuxiangrangyufeijiantabuhaodeshihouba?

guqiranzhuomozhe,lenghengyisheng,gentahuabutoujibanjuduo,zheizhongyaolianggerenchumiancainengyingfudechanghe,haishinengshaozeshaoweihao!

chulegongmen,zuoshanglemache,baizhimangzhajinlechexiangli,shangxiashenshizheta,“nimeichuanghuoba?”

guqiranwangzhangdengshangyitan,“nikanwozheimexiangchuanghuojingma?”

takeshizaihuangdimianqianhenhenshualeyibacunzaigan,haimoqinglebushaoguanxi,zheiyitanghuanggongmeibailai。

“niyiweinishihaoren?”baizhidebaiyanruguonengyoumofanengliangdehua,guqirangujiyijingsiwuquanshile。

guqiranlandegenbaizhiduoshuo,anxiangzhezenmetaoguobaizhidejianshi,shunlilikaishezhengwangfu。

tabudalibaizhi,baizhidaoshitiejin,“nidaodicongnalaide?”

congtianerjiang,yizheguaiyi,xingweijuzhigengshilingrenzhashe。

guqirannandedifaxianbaizhijuranduizijiyouxingqu,dangxiazuoqilai,gouqilechunjiao,yanliqinzhejiaoxiadexiaoyi,“nixiangzhidaoma?”

baizhihaimeihuida,guqiranyimiaoshoulianxise,“pianbugaosuni,zijixiangba!”

baozouletayidun,qiangpotajiabanqigongzhu,haixiangtayouwenbida?zuomengquba!

“你!”

baizhiqidejiulunqiquantou,guqiranxiayishidixiangduo,shentituranqingxie,congzhangdengshanggunlexiaqu,machewaixiangqisuixingshiweidejiaohansheng,“youcike,baohuwangye!”

“锵锵锵——”

zhuanyanjian,daojianpengchudeshengyincier,mapishoulejing,tuozhechexiangluancuan。

**!

dianshijulideqingjielaotianyeshizhubujitaanpaishanglea!

guqiranqiangchengzhezuoqilai,bokailianziwangwaiwang,yigegeheiyirendagaishicongxiangnonglimaochulaide,shouchiwandaoyushiweijizhan。

baizhiyijingfeishenerchu,yidaerlvezhanshangfeng。

xiahoufengjueduanzuojunmashang,shouwojiangsheng,tairanziruo,luanshajianqidexueranzailetaziseyipaobianjiao,quemeiyouyigerenbuzhisihuodiwangshangcou。

zheixierenbushaxiahoufengjue,shilaimengmianbiwude?

guqiranyitouwushuishi,“kaca”chexianggenzhihudeside,zhijiebeiwandaojidongchuan,xianzhiyouxiandibikailetadenaodai。

“妈呀!”

tajianjiaozhe,zhuangkaimachedelianzijiupao,zheinashishaxiahoufengjuede?zheibaimingchongzhetalaide!

xiahoufengjueqiaozheguqiranfengyibandiwangqianpao,yibianpaohaiyibianhaozheshenme“mamaa,bieshawoa,wohaixiangzaihuowubainian……”

zheigenvren,laoshidaizhebuhaoma?paoshenme!

“驾——”

tadishengyihe,jiamazhuiqu。

“bieshawoa,wofanshenmeshilewo!daomeichuanyue!daomei!”

guqiranhaipa,zuoweiyixueyuandexuesheng,jianguoletaiduoshiti,tabenzhishangshipaside,buxiangbianchengyijulengbingbingdeshiti!

“上来!”

paozhepaozhe,jiaojianliledi,zhenggerentengkong,beinanrendashoujiuzhe,linxiaojibanzhuaidaolemabeishang。

“在那!杀了她!”

heiyirenfaxianmubiaotaopaobuzaiyushiweijiuchan,feishenrujian,zhibixiahoufengjueheguqiranerlai。

guqiranjinzhangdihunshenmaolenghan,xiayishidijinzhuazhenanrendeshou,shenshangxiansubiaosheng。

太快了!太快了!

erbianlieliedefeng,yanqiandejinggenpaomadengside。

“休想逃!”

pokongzhiyin,jianshicizhongmatui,junmayigejulie,yanqianshixuanyaqiaobi。

“啊——”

guqirandalehaojigegun,naoguazikelebuzhidaoduoshaoci,yunle。

——

“哒,哒,哒……”

shuidiluoshi,chanchanyousheng。

guqiranchengkaiyan,yanqianrumengleyicengmaoboli,qingcuidejueleizhiwudichuizhe,cantiandashu,zhetianbiri。

这哪啊?

guqirandongledong,faxianshoubeibeiyadesuanteng。

shixianmanmanqingxi,xiahoufengjueguahongdecelianyeqingchulexuduo。

zheinanren,buhuzhetayejiusuanle,zenmehailatadangdianbeini?

guqiranyibaxiankailenanren,wuzhexinkouliangqiangqishen,shuangshoupengzheqingquanshuianfuyixiamaoyandehoulong。

naodaishanghaojigedabao,tashuaileshuainaodai,genqianshishanpo,ciliuyidao,xianranshitamendiaoxialaideguiji。

zheilibunengduoliu,neixiecikeyoubushishazi,kendingxunzhelaizhao!

nianjici,guqirantuozhexiahoufengjuedeshoudazaijianshang,biehonglelian,shengtuosizhuai,zheineirenkanzhegaoshou,zenmezheimezhong!

feilejiuniuerhuzhili,guqiranzheicaibarenbandaoyichushandong。

“喂,喂,醒醒。”

guqiranyaohuangzhexiahoufengjue,tameimujinbi,xianranshihunmile,suoxing,qialerenzhong。

“keke。”nanrenkesouzhongzhuanxing,manliantongkuzhise,daikanqingguqirandemoyang,shenshoujiangrentuikai,“gun!”

“hei!nizheirengouyaolvdongbinna!”

guqirantuihoulehaoliangbu,qideyayangyang。

“keke……keke……”

nanrenjiudiceshen,juliekesoubuting,piaoliangdeshouyanzhulangbeidelian。

“hei,nihaizhidaodiurenni?”