第一章 一世笑话

dachuwanhongsishiqinianbayuechuwu,yishangguanfuren,linzhengqinmin。

zheiyitianqingkongwanli,duorifenzhengdechaotangheneixiejiliuanyong,douzhongyupingxixialai,yinglaiyigezhanxindekaiju。

dijingzhongyangdajieyigebieyuanli,lanhuachuanzuozaishuzhuangtaiqian,jingzhongderongyanyijingchuichuilaoyi,xinianqingsibaileyiban,zhouwenpashangtadeetouheyanjiao,zaoyibufushengnianzhishi。

shia,tajinnianyijingsishibasuile,tonglingnvziyijingchengweizumu,erta,haizaidengdaiyigeren。

neigerenduitachengnuo,gongchengzhishi,jiushifenghouzhiri。

duoshaonianle,tahenverduozaizheigebujiantianridebieyuan,taririyeyedipanzhe,danjingjielvdifuchu,zhongyu,yichaochengfeng,rongyaotianxia。

“niang,niang——”yigejingkongdeshengyinzaiwaitouxiangqi,bansuizhelingluandejiaobusheng。

“zhaoyue。”lanhuachuanconglaimeiyoujiannverzheimehaipawuzhuguo,ganjinfangxiashoutoudeshuzi,chulemenqu。

yigeshenyingdiediezhuangzhuangchuangjinlai,pujintadehuaizhong。

zhaoyuehunshenshixue,yishenfenbaisedequnshanbeijintou,shenshanghaizaiyuanyuanbuduandixue,tapaoguolaidelujing,wanyanzhechumujingxindexueji。

“zhaoyue,zheishizheimehuishi,zenmehuishi?”lanhuachuanjinghaidao。

“niang,tamenshuoyaoquwodexue,niangkuai,kuaitao——”zhaoyuetuiranwulidicongtadehuaizhongweidun,fangfotayongjinzuihouyidianliqi,jiushiweilepaodaolanhuachuandemianqian。

tao,taodaonaliqu,neigerenhenkuaijiuhuidaolai,fengtaweihou,tadezhaoyue,bianshixinchaodichudegongzhu。

huaizhongdenvershentiyuelaiyuebingleng,lanhuachuanyikexingaoxuanqilai,caifaxianzhaoyuededatui,shouwan,bojingdoubeigekai,yizhenjudadebeitonghezhenhanchongjizheta,tachayidianyunsiguoqu。

“yiqunjiunangfandai,zenrangrenpaole,zhenshibaotiantianwu。”

yiduirenqishixiongxiongdichuangjinlai,dangxiandeneigenanren,shenxinggaoda,rongmaojunmei,tayijingwushiduosuile,keshiyiranrutongershiduosuineiban,suiyuesihaomeiyouzaitadeshenshangliuxiahenji。

erzhei,doushitameiyueyicifenghuangxuegongyangdejieguo,suoyitanenggouzaishushiniandeduodizhizhanzhongzuizhongshengchu。

cishi,zheigenanren,mianshangfenmingshibuyuedeshense。

kandaolanhuachuanhuaizhongdezhaoyueyijingxianxueliujin,qinyungengshiyipiannurong,yincecedao:“haiyougedade,daizou,yishangsidajiazu。”

likeyourenshangqianqu,zhuazhulelanhuachuandeshuangjian。

lanhuachuanmengle,xinzhongyuganbuxiang:“qinyun,nizheishishenmeyisi?”tayinyinjuede,zhaoyuedecanzhuang,hetayouguan。

qinyunpinizhelanhuachuan,manyandexianqihebuxie:“zhendayingguosidajiazu,tariduodedaye,bianyongnihezhaoyuedefenghuangxuejiajiangtamen,rangtamenzhangming,xianzai,shizhenduixiannuoyandeshihoule。”

“zhikexi,beizheigechouyatoutaotuo,langfeilezheimeduohaoxue,buguo,nidexue,suiranbubinianqingdeshihou,daoyenenggoukuanweisidajiazu。”

zheixiesangjintianliang,cankuedudehuacongtadezuilishuochulai,xiandeneiyangxishupingchang。

lanhuachuanhunshenruduobingku,yiweizijitingcuole,yihuoshizaimengzhong,raner,shishijiuxuelinlindibaizaiyanqian。

“nijiusuanxianwonianlaoseshuai,zhaoyueshiniqinshengdenvera,nizenmekeyizheiyangcanren?”lanhuachuansisibaozhenveryijingmeiyouqixideshenti,shengsilijiedahan,hunshenzhandou。

“tadechusheng,buguoshiweilerangnishizhongxinganqingyuanweizhenmaimingbale,zhangdalehainengweizhensuoyong,niyiweinisuanshishenmedongxi,yigegongjueryi。”

lanhuachuanwuleihongding,danaozhenzhenkongbai,tanzuozaidishang。

turan,taxiangdaoleshenme,mengrantaitou,muguangyixiazimingliangdehairen:“xingyusansuijiusile,yeshinihaide?”

tadexingyu,hezhaoyue,shiyiduilongfengtai,keshixingyuzaisansuideshihou,beirenyijianshesi,zhijinbuzhixiongshou。

“shiyouruhe,nimenqifengzudefenghuangxuechuannvbuchuannan,zhenliuzheyigefeiwuzuoshenme?”qinyunchelechezuijiao,tademianshangmeiyouyisikuijiu,fangfozhishizaileyizhiji,yizhituzi。

lanhuachuanxinzhonghenyihebeiaifanyong,jihuyaojiangtazhenggerentunshi:“qinyun,nihaohen,nihaoedudexina。”

“woyishengbeinizhaquganjing,jiulianlianggewugudehaier,yesizainideshouxia,hudushangbushizi,tiandixiaheyiyounizheimehenjuedenanren。”

“hezhishinidelianggehaizi。”

yimoenadeqianyingzoujinlai,shengyinyouruhuanglineibanwenroudongting,keshituchulaidehua,queshiheqinyunyiyangdaizheyinqi。

nvziyishenhuanghoushengzhuang,yongronghuagui,meiyanbiren,taziranerrandi,jiuwanshangleqinyundegebei。

lanhuachuanzhengzhengdidingzheta,rouxu,tatieshensanshinian,shenyixinlaidebinv,dangchujiushita,batatuixiangleqinyun。

yuanlai,tazishizhizhongchengquande,douzhishiziji。

rujin,rouxuyijiunianqingmaomei,yourushuangshinianhua,benlaitayiweishipiaoxutianfubingyi,cishi,tayinyincaidaoleshenme。

guoran,rouxufuzhelianjia,guaneryixiao:“woxianzaizheifumoyang,haideyiyuerxiaojieshenshangdefenghuangxueni,meigeyueyungegedouduoqulexie,cairangwodeyiyongbaoqingchun。”

“nimen——gounannv!”lanhuachuanqidexinganchouteng,houlongxingweiyongdong。

“xiaojiemoqi,nibuhuigudande,chulenidelianggehaizi,haiyoulanjiashangxia,douhuijinipeizangni。”rouxuyoushipuchiyixiao,minzhezuichun,yanboliuzhuan。

lanhuachuanzaiyechengshoubuzhu,dahouyisheng,yikouxianxuechongkaiwuzangliufu,penjianzaidimianshang。

“daizou,buyaolangfeile。”yishimohuzhiji,qinyundeshengyinzaiyicilengbingbingxiangqi。

lanhuachuangandaoxueguanbeihuapo,xueyegugudirubeizhong,tatingdaosidajiazuderenzaitashenbianyinxue,xiaodesiyi,tongkuai。

tangruorenshengzailaiyici——raner,meiyouruguo。