第2章

“3hao,wozheiliyouqiang,3haozheiliyouyaobaoya,3haozheiliyoupeijian,niyaoma。”

“3haoninengtingjianma,halouhalou。”

kandegongpingdoulehehehongxiaoqilai。

【anjingdikeyitingjianzhenluoxiadeshengyinle(chouyan)】

【dongle,zheijiushinanie】

【hahahaha,fangqibashaonv,zhudingmeiyouyuanfen】

【tianshengde,meirensajiaojingranmeirenli,genwowanba】

【yujianjiyaodejiucongleba】

【shibushimeikaishengyinya】

【tingshengyinhuiyiweishixiaoxuesheng】

zaidanmurehuochaotianshi,huran3haodemaiquankaishishandongqilai,yidaoqingliewenhedeyingyuchuanlai“hello。”

“wawa,halo,halo。”jiangyiyanshaoxianfukuadihuiying,shengpayihuiyoumeirenle,bijingyizhidujiaoxiyebuhao,jiezhejiuyongneijiaoruankeaidejiajiayinkaishile“dashan”zhilu。

【jiangyiyan:naisitumituyou】

【yansj:nicetomeetyoutoo】

【jiangyiyan:howdaxudayou】

【yansj:whatareyou...talkingabout】

【jiangyiyan:jisui,you】

【yansj:howoldareyou】

【jiangyiyan:good,good】

【yansj:xiaopengyou,shangkeyaohaohaotingjiang】

【jiangyiyan:haode,dagege】

gulingjingguaidenvhaitoutouwuzuixiaozhe,zheigeduiyourenhaitinghaode。

“dagege,womenzouba,wodainiqudoufeng。”

yansjmeiyouyingdanshipaodaojiangyiyanpangbian,zuozaichehouzuo,liangrenkaizheshuangrenyueyechewangyichuwuzidianshiqu。

lingwailianggequgangqiangdeduiyouyijingguangrongzhenwangle。

zaitingguojiaoliuhou,cishizhibojiandegongpingyouhuanleyizhongfenwei。

【zheishenggegehaotianpeishangzhubodelian】

【shiwodecuojuema,ganjueyoudiantian?】

【zheige3haoshengyinyoudianhaoting】

【kalashitiaook:liangrenzheishishuangsushuangfei?】

【zhubokuaihuitoukankanya,bunenggenyenanrenpaole】

【suirandanshishizhubodaizhebierenxiaosaqulehahahaha】

【hahahahaha,haizhenbeizhubochenmodaolema】

zheishijiangyiyandejianjiaoshengxiangqi,zhijianyueyecheyixunleibujiyanerzhishizhizhichongxiangyikuaishitou,kuangdeyisheng,liangrendexuetiaoshunjiandiaoleyidaban。

jiangyiyanhenbuhaoyisi,baoqianshuodao:“yiwaiyiwai,dagege,buhaoyisia”

lianjiaranshangyimohongyun,xinxiangzheixiachuqiuchudale,zhibojiankendingdechaoxiaole。

“meishi,zouba。”nanrendehuazhongbingmeiyoutingchurenhebumandeqingxu。

liangrenpaoxiangjibuzhiludefangqu,turanzhouweixiangqileqiangsheng,yourenzhengzaigaochujuji。

liangrenduojinzuijindefangzilishanglouguanchasizhou,danjiaobushengyuelaiyuejin,erqiehaibuzhiyige。

jiangyiyanbeizheibaoweidefenweinongjinzhangle,yongneizhandoudexiaonaiyinshuodao:“dagege,biepa,wobaohuni。”

shuowanjiunuodaoloutikoubianshang,zhunbeimaifu。jiangyiyanganjuezheicishizijiyinweizhibohaowanyizhichanzhe3hao,zheidifangyeshizijidaitalaide,suoyidefuze!

yansjtingzhezheihuabujinxinxiang,zheixiaopihaizhibuzhidaotaneishengyinzaoyichumaileta,buguozheihuatingzhehaitingshufude,ranhoudao:“rangxiaopengyouzaiqianmianzheixingweikebuhao,niquneimangdiandunzheba。”

“ee,hao。”jiangyiyanguaiguaitingcongzhihui。

cishiyanwudanshengyinxiangqi,meiguojimiao,erlouwumangmangyipian,genbenkanbuqingren,zhishengxiaciqibifudeqiangshenggenjiaobusheng。

jiangyiyankanbuqingren,pingganjuehuangluanqilaichaoyinxiangzhongdeloutitongdaosaosheyitong。

yanwusanquhou,direnyujiangyiyansimuxiangdui,xiayimiaotajiubianchenghezile。

er3haoyansjzaoyizaigangcaideqiangzhanzhongxishengle。

qishiyaobushizhuangbeitaichalehuoxuhaiyoujihuiying,yijingdasidiaoliangge,keyikanjianyoulingwai3gehezizaipangbian。

zheijujieshu,jiangyiyanxunwenleyansjxiabayaobuyaoyiqiwan。danmeiyoudedaohuifu,xinxiangkenenglikaileyekenengshibeizijiqidaole。

jiangyiyanganxieleyixiadayouxiguochengzhongdajiasonglaideyixiexiaoliwu,jiezhekaixiayijule。

houmianwandejijuli,yeyouyixiehaowandeduiyoukailemai。

zuihouyibajieshuhoulinjinjiudian,jiangyiyanshenlexialanyao,jiezheshuodao:“buwanle,jintianzhibojiudaozheila,ganxiedajiasonglaideliwu,xiexienimendepeiban。mingtianwanshang7dianyinggaiyehuibode,wanan。”

getianwanshangbadiankaibole,kanjianyourenjinlaihoujiangyiyankaishidazhaohu:“dajiawanshanghaoya,huanyingdajiajiaruzhibojian,huanyingkalaok,huanyingtouge。”

【kalashitiaook:wanshanghao】

【shaonianbaogongtou:wanshanghao】

【wanshanghao,jintianyeshimeimeideyitian】

【weishenmerangwozaizuiwunengweilideshihou,yujianzuixiangshouhudenvren(tanqi)】

【tingdaoshenmeshengyinmeiyou?niyichuxianwoxinlidexiaoluyouzaibengda】

【baobao,baobao,nishiyikuaixiangxiangruanruandedangao】

kanzhedanmushangdecaihongpi,jiangyiyangandaogaoxiaoyoukeai,huoxuzhengshiyinweiyouzheixieren,zijicaihuibaochikaibo,jishizhiyouduanzandeyigexiaoshi。

xiangdaohoumiangongzuohouyinggaimeiyoushenmejihuizhibole,suoyizheiduanshijianbodepinlvgaole,yesuanshinanwangdeyicihuiyi。

jiangyiyanchaozhepingmuweixiao:“jintiandekaichanggequlaila,zhunbeihaolema。”

【kalashitiaook:qidai,bandengyizuohao】

【shaonianbaogongtou:xiaobandeng】

【baogao,zhunbeihaole(jushou)】

【changgedebaobaomisirenle!qidaiqidai】

shaonvganjingkonglingdesangyinbansuiershunengxiangdexuanlvxiangqi。

“chuangwaidemaquezaidianxianganshangduizui

nishuozheiyijuhenyouxiatiandeganjue

......

yuxiazhengyewodeaiyichujiuxiangyushui

yuanziluoyegenwodesinianhouhouyidie

......

wojiezhexieyongyuanainixiejinshidejiewei

nishiwoweiyixiangyaodelejie。”

geshengdejieweishaonvqingbileshuangyan,jiebaiwuxiadeqingchunlianpangshangdaizheyisirouqing,jiashangdongrendegeci,youchudongsheidexindi。

jiangyiyanzhengkaileshuangyan,yanzhongmanshiqingche,shuangmouwanqi,zuijiaoxiangshangyangqi,huankuaideshuodao:

“zenmeyang,dajiaxihuanma。”

【天使吻过的声音】

【shangdijinidaodiguanlenashanchuang】

【wuwuwu,baowoduinideaiyeyichulaile】

【shiyuliandan,zhongyucaihua】

【nvrenyaobuyaozheimemiren】

【xihuandebuyaobuyaodi】

【neiniancaochangguangbo,xiyangxixianeigeta,ai】

【kalashitiaook:haoting(chouyan)】

【zheijianzhishitianlaizhiyin,yetaihaotingleba!】

jiangyiyankanzhedajiadefayan,youxiebuhaoyisi,taikuazhangle,danzuijiaoxiangshangdehuduqueyuelaiyueda。