第1章 成人用品店的相遇

dangxushaofengzaicikanjianzheigedaizhekouzhaodedameinvdeshihou,tabudebugankai,yuanfenzheidongxizhendeshishuobuhaode,yinweijintiantamenyijingshidishibacixiangyule!erqiexiangyudedidianhaishi——chengrenyongpindian!

zhonghaichengnanlinlinzongzong,dajiexiaoxiangwushiliujiachengrenyongpindian,yitianzhineixiangyushibaci,bushiyuanfenyoushishenmeni?

suhuashuo,qianshiyibaicidehuimoucaiyoujinshengdeyicicajianerguo,zheiyitianzhineilianxuxiangyushibaci,ganqingshangbeiziliangrendoushiniubozisidiaodeba?

xushaofengsaoshizhechengrenyongpindianlimiandedongxi,neibianlaobanhaoxiangwanquandoumeiyoushuixingdeyangzi,zuozaineilidakeshui。

nvrenkaikoule,wentirengjiuzhiyouyige,neijiushi:“laoban,nimenzheiliyoumeiyoumingxingtongkuandewawa?”

shengyinrengjiushineiyangdedongting,danshixushaofengtinglai,zheishengyindangzhongqueshiduoleyixieyaoyaqiechi,xinyoubugan。

qinjinyudeneixinjihushibengkuide,tawanshenmebuhao,pianpianyaohezijideguimiwanshenmezhenxinhuadamaoxian,haipianpianxuanzeledamaoxian。

takeyibulaide,danshitashiyigeshifenzhuzhongzijichengnuoderen,zijixuanzedelu,guizheyeyaozouwan!yitianzhinei,chengnanwushiliujiachengrenyongpindian,wenlaobantongyangdewenti,zailimiandaizhishaowufenzhong。

zheiyaoshirangrenshiqinjinyuderenzhidaole,kongpahuimudengkoudaiba!

“meinv,haoqiaoya,youlaimaiwawaya?”xushaofengyibenzhengjingdeheqinjinyudazhezhaohu。

“zenmeyoushizheigenanren?nandaotazaigenzongwo?ruguomeiyougenzongwo,guangchengrenyongpindian,erqiehaidouzaimaiwawa,nandaoshuo,tashibiantai?”qinjinyuniuguotoubulihuixushaofeng。

budebushuo,qinjinyudexinqingshishifendezaogaode,pianpianhaiyudaoxushaofengzheigebiantai,dabaitiandeguangzheimeduojiachengrenyongpindian,yaobushibiantaiyoushishenmeni?

neibianlaobankanleqinjinyuyiyanshuodao:“womenzheishishitidian,maibulede,niyaoshixiangyaomai,wangshangqumaihaole,buguowozheiliyoubushaodaoguomingxingde,niyaodehua,keyijinlaikankan。”

“buyao!”qinjinyuyaoyaqiechideshuodao,ranhou,kanlekanshijian,wufenzhongzhongyushidaole,tazhuanshenjiuzou。

zoudaomenkoudeshihou,takanxianglexushaofeng:“biantai!”

“wei,tongyangshimaiwawa,woyigenanrenshizhengchangxuqiu,niyigenvrenjuranshuowobiantai?nandaonijiububiantaile?”xushaofengdashengdehuijizhe。

kexiqinjinyubulihuita,danshizoudaomenkoudeshihou,taturannachuleshouji,bodalesijidedianhua:“mashangguolaijiewo。”

buduoshi,yiliangbinlifangchechuxianzaileqinjinyudemianqian,qinjinyushangche,quxiakouzhao,luchuyizhangjingzhiwubidelian,xuebaideliandanshanglianshangdaizheyisifennu,jingzhideyaobi**dehaoxiangshizuodeyiyang,xinggandexiaozuirangrenrenbuzhuqinshangyikou。

taxianglexiangzhihoubotongyigehaoma:“wohuaiyizuijinfengkuangzuoandecaihuadadaojiuzaixxchengrenyongpindian,taxianzaizhengzaimaiwawa。”

shuowantajiuguaduanledianhua,lianshangdaizhexiaoyi:“ganshuowoshibiantai,worangnizhidaodezuinvrendehouguoyouduomedeyanzhong!”

xushaofengzhengzaihelaobanyiqikanlimiandewawa,laobanshifendeyideshuodao:“zheixiekedoushiwocongguowaiqinzitiaoxuanhuilaide,yibanrenkenongbudaohuode,wohenishuo,niyaoshimaihuiqu,neijueduishiwubiandexiangshouya!”

xushaofengkandaozheixiewawadeshihou,shuangyandangzhongzhanfangchujingguang,zhaolezheimezhangshijian,zhongyuzhaodaole!

jiuzaixushaofengxiangyaojixushuohuadeshihou,yiqunjingchaturancongwaimianchonglejinlai,sanxiawuchuerdejiubaxushaofengjikaoshangle,pangbiandelaobanjiheleyidatiao,dashengdewenzheishishenmeqingkuang。

yimingyingzisashuangdenvjingchuxianzailexushaofengdemianqian,lenglengdeshuodao;“caihuadadao,zhuichalenishijitianle,nizongsuanshixianxingleya!”

xushaofenglengzhule,shenmeqingkuang?

“jingchatongzhi,womenzhijianshibushiyoushenmewuhui?”xushaofengchenshengshuodao。

xiaoyingdandandeshuodao:“wuhui?nijuedewomennenggouyoushenmewuhuima?neiwowenni,nilaizheilishizuoshenme?”

“hai,guangzheizhongdian,dangranshimaidongxile,nikankan,zheixiewawaduopiaoliangya!”

xiaoyingzheicaiqukanneixiewawa,dunshijiumianhongerchidemaleyiju:“xialiu!”

“meiyouxuqiujiubuhuiyoushengchande,laoban,nikeyaojiwoliuzhe。”xushaofengkanxianglaobanshuodao。

laobanshanshandemeiyoushuohua,zaizheishihouhailihuixushaofeng,neijiuzhendeshidandabaotianle。

xiaoyinglenglengdeshuodao:“zheigeshihoulehaidianjizhemaizheixiexialiudedongxi,daizou!”

xushaofengmeiyoufankang,jiranyijingquedingleyixiedongxi,neijiuhaobanle。

liangmingjingchadaizhexushaofenglikailechengrenyongpindian,shanglechezhihou,xushaofenglianshangluchulexiaorong:“xiaoniu,yandetingxiangneimeyihuishiya!”

xiaoyinglianseyansudeshuodao:“xushaofeng,wojinggaoni,nibuyaozheiyangyifuwulaideyangzi,niyaomingbai,anzidefuzerenshiwo,yourenhedexingdong,qingnixianhewodayishengzhaohu,gangcaiyourenbaojingshuonijiushineigecaihuadadao。”

xushaofengdenaohaidangzhongdunshijiushanguoneigeshencaijiaohao,shengyindongtingdeqinjinyu,suirankanbudaotashenmeyangzi,danshineishencaiyijingshixiangdangdehaole,yidingshizheigexiaoniu。

“zheigexiaoniuhaishiyigexiaolajiaoni,diaokantaliangjutajuranbaojingwuxianwo,haozaiwodexiaoyingmeimeimingchaqiuhao,yaoburan,wojiubeirenkoushangzheiyidingcaihuadadaodemaozile!”xushaofengheiheixiaodao,ranhoutashuangshouyihuang,shoushangdeshoukaojiuyijingdiaoluo,rangpangbiandexiaoyingkandeyilengyilengde。

“heng,haishuozijishishenmebingwang,laileyizhengtianle,jiuzhizhidaoguangchengrenyongpindian,youbenshidenibazheigecaihuadadaojizhuazhu。”xiaoyingshifenbushuangmianqiandexushaofeng,wanquandoubutingtazhaohu,tadaoyaokankanxushaofengyoushenmeyangdebenshi。

“woshuoxiaoyingmeimei,bingwangyoubushishentan,fanshizongyaoyouyigeguochengdema!jibulaide。”

“jintianwanshangjiushineigejiahuodongshoudeshijian,wonenggoubujima?”xiaoyingzhoulezhoumeitou。

“ruguojintianwanshangwozhuazhuneigejiahuole,niyouruhe?”

“ruguomeiyouzhuazhuni?”

xushaofenghaobuyouyudeshuodao:“ruguomeiyouzhuazhu,worenyounichufa,zaianzijieshuzhiqian,nishuoshenmejiushishenme!”

“hao,ruguonizhuazhule,neinixiangzenmeyang?”

xushaofengmolemozijidexiaba,shuodao:“ruguowozhuazhule,nipeiwoyuehuiyiciruhe?”

“nizhuazhule,peiniyuehuiyiciyouruhe?”