wuhoupianchangdeshuyinxia，jiangyulanyangyangdizuozaizhuanshuxiuxiyishang，muguangjinjindingzhechangshangzhengzaiduixidenanzhujiao。nanzhuyishenbitingjunfazhifu，kuanjianzhaiyao，jianmeixingmu。
cike，zhengyandaobaiqiqishiyandebiaomei，yankuangfanhongdizhuaizhutadeyixiu，shengyindaizhekuqiangzhiwen：“biaoge！nigaosuwo，nishibushi……shibushiaishangneigelailubumingdenvrenle？！”
nanzhuweiweicumei，neigeshenqing，zhengzhengjizhongjiangyudeshenmeidianshang，tawuzhuxinkou，fachuyishengyouzhonggankai：“a……haoshuai……”
yiguwenredeqixituranfuguoerkuo，dailaiyizhenweiyang。
shenyancouleguolai，fushenzaitaerbian，shengyinxixue：“wa，haogouxuea。”
jiangyumeihaoqidihengleyisheng，kandoumeikantayiyan，“zhangzheimeshuai，zaigouxuedouhaokana～nidongshenme？”
shenyanchixiao，zhiqishen，shuangshouchadou，“huachi。”
jiangyuxiangshibeichouzoulejingqishen，zhenggerentanzaiyizili，aitanyisheng：“ai——yaozaizheipodifangdailianggeyue，shenmedoumeiyou，wodouxiangwodepartyle……”
shenyanjingzhuntucao：“nishixiangnineixiehupenggouyouleba。”
jiangyuyanjingshunjianliangle，xiaoyeruhuadikanxiangshenyan：“wa，shenershaoxianzaibianzheimecongming？”taguyidunledun，“buguo，nishihulihaishigoua？”
shenyanzaicifushen，chunbanjihuyaotieshangtadeerchui，daizheaimeideanshi：“jiangjiangxianzaiwanzheimezhongkoua？youshihuliyoushigoude……”
jiangyuxiaozhebuqingbuzhongdituiletayixia：“nifansirenle！”
tashunshigouzhutadebozizhanleqilai，meihaoqidibaoyuan，“zheidifangwenziyetaidule！kanbawoyaode！”shuozhe，taweiweiyangqitou，jiangzijixianxibaixidebojingzhanshijitakan，shangmianqueshiyouyigeqianqiande、fanzheweihongdeyinzi。
shenyanmuguangluozaineiyixiaopianjifushang，yanshenanlean，shenchushouyongzhifuqingqingpenglepengneigehongyin，lanyangyangde，“yanyuanyoushenmehaodangde？youkuyoulei，haideweiwenzi。”
“bushia！”jiangyulikefanbo，zaitahuailiceng，“nikan，wozhangzheimepiaoliang，xinggeyouzheimererenai，buzhanshichulai，neijiaobao……baoshenmeshenmewulaizhe？”
她卡壳了。
shenyanxiaozhedengtazijixiang。
jiangyuxianglebantian，shizaimeixiangqilai，“suanlesuanle！fanzhengjiushineigeyisima～”
tashengyinfangruan，daizhediansajiaodeyiwei，“shenershaoa～womenliangge，douhaojiumeiyiqipaobawanyouxile～”
shenyancoujintadechunbian，jihuyaowenzaiyiqi，yuqidaizhediaokan：“shangcisheijiangwoshualiumangde？”
jiangyuwanqiyanmou，“woa～”
tasongkaishou，baozhuzijiwanghoutui，yandejinghuangshicuo，“nibenlaijiushiliumang！liwozheimejinganshenme？xiangfeiliwoa？！guoranshirenxingedupi！kanbuchulainijuranshizheizhongren！”
shenyanhengxiaoleyisheng，“sheixiangouwobozide？”
jiangyuxiao，“woge～zenyang？”
xiaozhuliyilukuaipaoguolaitixing：“yujie，xiayichangdaonile，daoyanrangzhunbeiyixia。”
“zhidaola～”jiangyuyingleyisheng。
jiangyubenxiangneigenanzhu，shenyanmuguangyizhuan，luozailetagangcaizuodeyizipangbian——tadeshoujizhenganjingditangzaineier，pingmuhaianzhe。
yimohuaixiaopashangshenyandezuijiao。
tagangwanyaobashoujijianqilaiwozaishouli，gangcaineigexiaozhuliyouqichuanyuyudipaolehuilai，yiyanjiukandaotashoulideshouji，lianmangshuo：“shenershao，yujiedeshoujiluozheierle，jiwoba，wojitanaguoqu。”
shenyantiaomei，shouwanyizhuan，qingsongjiangshoujichuaijinlezijidexizhuangkudouli，zitaiyonglanyoubadao：
“shouji？”tatuozhanglediaozi，yanlishanzheezuojudeguang，“rangtazijilaizhaowona。”
小助理：“……”
大事不妙……
jiangyuyimiaoqiehuanjianrenbubajiadaozhongluoda**，gennanzhuduideyoulaiyouhui，yigexiaoshidepaishejihudoushiyitiaoguo。
“hao！ka！jianglaoshiyandehenhao，xiayichang，nansanhaoshangchang！”
jiangyuzhuanshenxiachang，muguangliuzhuanjian，kanjianbaiqiqizaizhipianrenpangbianzhengzaixiaotanzhexieshenme，tagangxiangzouguoqu，xiaozhulijiucouleguolai。
“虞……虞姐……”
kanzhexiaozhulineiyilianweinandeyangzi，jiangyuhuaixiaoqilai，“ganma？youshiqiuwoa？”
xiaozhuliyaoleyaotou，“bu……bushi……shineige……”
jiangyulailexingqu，kouwenliduolexieyouhongdeyiwei，“e？nagea？jiangjiwotingge～”
xiaozhulibiyan，shenxiyikouqi，yusujikuai，“shenershaobanishoujiqiangzoule，xianzaibuzhidaozaiganshenme！”
xiaozhulizhengkaiyan，mianqiannahaiyouyumeirendeyingzi，tahuiguotou，zhijianzijiayumeirencaizhegaogenxiedebeiying，fangfoyaoqupinming。
shenyantangzaitangyili，shouzhizaipingmushangfeisudianzhe，zuijiaoguazhehuaixiao，jiangyuyibaduoguoshouji，“shenyan！niduiwodeshoujiganshenmele！”
shenyanwugu，“wonengduishoujiganshenme？wozhinengduiniganshenme……”
jiangyuyileng，“neiniwodui**shenmele！”
shenyanyanshenaimei，“nixiangrangwoduiniganshenme？”
姜虞眨了眨眼。
tabuzaiguanta，ershikanshouji，shoujipingmushangheranshiweiboyemian……
ta，yongtadezhanghao，lianfale，shitiao！aiteshenyanvdedaoqianxinxi！
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