这位大佬有点呆(6)

【小姐姐——】

【小姐姐——】

yizao,007jiubutingdeputengzhe。

【qingniduifanpaihaoyidian!!

nizhidaobuzhidao,nizheiyangkaozaifanpaishenshang,tadouyiwanshangmeiyoudongguole,suirantashigesangshi,danhaishihuiyouneimeyidiandianganjuede……】

xiaojiejie,duifanpaihaoyidianba!

yihoudeni,yidinghuiganxiexianzaiduifanpaihaodenide!

chaozhaobeitabibidebudebuxinglai,banaodaicongmucidejianbangshangyikai。

suirantazhendefeichangbuxianglihuizhizhangxitongdebibi,dantingdaozhizhangxitongshuomucizheiyiwanshangdoumeidongguole,tahaishiyikailenaodai。

jianbangshangmeilezhongliang,muciyouxiemangrandezhuanguoletoulai,muguangganghaohechaozhaoduishang。

chaozhaorenbuzhushenshouzhezhutadeyanjing。

youxiexiong,“buzhunzheiyangkanwo!”

buzhidaotaduihaokandedongxiwanquanmeiyoudikanglima!

zheimehaokandelingpojuranhaiyongzheimepiaoliangdeyanjing,zheimewugudeyanshenkanzheta!

zhibuzhidaozheiyanghenrongyirangtaxiang——

yilebailezhijiequletadelingpohaohaoshouzangqilaia!

suiranshigecansuide,danshengzaihaokana!

【xiaojiejie!!!qingnishouqinizheizhongweixiandexiangfa!】

007limajiubenglechulai。

chaozhaoxiayishijiupingbileta。

雨女无瓜!

beizhezhuleyanjingdeshaonianzhenggexianruleheianzhizhong。

danyuwangchangbutongdeshi,tasihubingbutaoyanzheizhongheian。

shenzhihaicongzheiheianzhizhongganshoudaoleyilvlvguangliang,erbuzaishineizhonglingtawubiyanedeqixi。

tahuanhuanzhayan,zhangzhangdejiemaohuaguochaozhaodezhangxin,youxieyang。

danzheiganjuebingmeiyouchixutaijiu,henkuai,chaozhaojiufangxialezhezhutayanjingdeneizhishou,laqitaxiangmenkoudefangxiangzouqu。

duici,henkuaijiujiechupingbishangxiande007huankuaidejieshi:【ng——xiaojiejie,nvzhuhezhuangqiayijingqianwangshicenglee,weilewanchengrenwu,niyaozuzhinvzhuhuodeheikejie!

ps:ruguoxiaojiejiebunengwanchengrenwu,jiangyizhitingliuzairenwukongjianjinxingwuxianxunhuane!】

chaozhaopieleyanguchaoluyuanbenzaidefangxiang,neiliguoranmeilerenying。

yushitazhinengrenmingdelaqimucikaishixialou。

sheitemeshedingdewuxianxunhuan?

智障系统!

十楼。

guchaoluhezhuangqiayidazaojiubeigufugumujijiaolexinglai,tingshuoneixieyaolaijietamenderenxianzaijiuzaichengshiwaiwei,erqie,qizhonghaiyouzhuangjiadesirenfeiji。

cishidezhuangqiahaibuzhidaoguchaozhaojiuzaiershilou,xiangzhegujiaderenyeshiguchaozhaodeqinren,yushibianyaoqingtamenyiqichengzuozhuangjiadesirenfeijichucheng。

zhuangjiadesirenfeijidangranbiqitadeyaoanquandeduo,gumumeiyourenhedeyouyubiandayingle,guchaoluzhihaoyiliannanweiqingdegenzhezhuangqiayiqi。

yinweizhuangqiayaoqushilouqudongxi,suoyitamengenzhezhuangqiayiqixialelou。

dandaolelouxia,tamencaifaxiandixiayijingyoulebushaodesangshi,youdesangshiyijingxuehuileshanglou,zhengzhanzhanweiweideshanglelouti,yigejiezheyigedehuanmanxingdongzhe。

yankanzhejiuyaokaojinshiloule。

suirangumupingshikanshangqugaogaozaishangde,danyikandaosangshi,talimajiutuiruanle。

youxiehouhuigenzhezhuangqiaxialelou。

dancikehouhuixianranyijinglaibujile,tazhinengjinjinzhuazhegufudeyifu,liansefabaidegenzaiguchaoluhezhuangqiadehoumian。

buguo,xianranjigerenxindiqishidoushihaipade,bijingtamenwangrilidoushiyangzunchuyoude,conglaidoumeiyouzaoyuguozheizhongshiqing。

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zhuangqiayehenzheji,danyixiangdaoneidongxidezhongyaoxing,haishilengjingdao:“buxing,wobixuzhaodaoneigedongxi。”

gumuxianzaixinliyouyiwangebugai,houhuizijimeihaohaodaizailoushangdengjiuyuan,ershitinglezhuangqiadeguihuapaodaozheililai。

“啊——”

suizhejigesangshidebijin,duobibujidegumurenbuzhujianjiaoleyisheng。

——

chaozhaodaizhemucixialai,jiukandaobiandidesangshihejinghuangshicuodezhuangqiajiren。

anzhaojuqingdefazhan,muqianderenleihaimeiyourenheyinengjuexingdezhengzhao,suoyizaicikehaowufanshouzhilideguchaoludengrenzhinengyiweidetaobisangshidegongji。

gumujianjiaozhechaoshangmiandeloucengpao,kandaozhanzailoutishangdechaozhao,yemeiyouguan,jingzhiyueguotachaoloushangpaoqu,shenmexingxianga,laogonga,ronghuafuguiquandoubuguanbugule。

chaozhaodandingdeqianzhemucizoulexialai,neixiedaochupaodesangshiyikandaomuci,mingxianshoulianlehenduo,guaiguaidebikai。

danyouyumucibingmeiyoujitamenxiadarenhedeleisi“tingzhigongji”“cheli”demingling,suoyisangshimenyijiuliangyanfangguangdegongjizhezhuangqiaheguchaolutamen。

chaozhaomeiyouguanzheiyipianhunluan,fanzhengnvzhuyoudaqiyun,sibule,buhuiyingxiangjuqing。

tazhishiyouxiexianqikanleyanzhangzhezui,zuibianhaiguazhemouzhongbuzhimingyetidesangshi,juedezheiwanyiershizaiyouxielayanjing。

talazhemucicongyidapiansangshilizouguo,anzhaojuqingjideluxian,jingzhiwangheikejibeizangqilaidedifangzouqu。

ercikehaizaiyibianduozhesangshi,yibianzhaodongxideguchaoluhezhuangqia——

yagenjiumeiyouzhuyidaotamen……

笑话!

wokeshiyoujuqingdezai,zenmenenghetamenzheixieyaojingliwanqianmonancainengdedaoheikejidezhujiaoxiangtibinglunni!

chaozhaohaobuzaiyidelazhemucizouzhe。

beitalazheshoudeshaonianweiweichuizhemou,sihuzaisikaozheshenme。

qingeryijudenadaolechuanshuozhongde“heikeji”dechaozhaokanzheshoulitouwuheiyituandedongxiyouxiewuyu。

智障系统!

niquedingzheizhendeshinvzhudeheikeji,bushinisuibianzhaolaihunongwode?

【xiaojiejie!!qingnibuyaohuaiyiwodeyewunengli!】

007bengchulaijieshi,youxiemomingdexinlei,【suirantakanqilaibuqiyan,danshitadezuoyonghaishihendade!】

哦。

所以——

niyaobuyaojiwojieshiyixiatajiujingyoushenmeyongma?

【tadezuoyongdangranjiushi——】

007guyitingdunleyixia,jileyidianxuannian,【qusansangshi,pingbizishenqixia。】

哦。

朝昭依旧面无表情。

tingdao007dejieshizhihou,tadenaohaililimafuxianchusigezi——

毫无用处。

又丑,又没用。

唉,还是扔了吧。

chaozhaolimajiuchanshenglerengdiaoshouzhongzheigeheihuhudewanyideniantou。

【bie——xiaojiejielengjing!zheigebunengsuibianrengde,wanyibeinvzhujiandaolezenmeban!】

捡到就捡到呗。

【xiaojiejie——yaoshinvzhujiandaole,niderenwukejiushibailee!renwushibai……】

007jianxixideshengyinhuranjiaranerzhi。

xiaojiejienengbunengbuyaoyiyanbuhejiupingbia!

jurandoubudengtabahuajishuowan!

过分!!!

chaozhaoxianglexiang,bashoulineituanheihuhudewanyizhijierengjilemuci。

huailituranbeirengleyituanheihuhudedongxidemuciyoudiandaidedizhetoukanchaozhao。

一脸茫然。