第3章
xiemingxingyifuweiqubabademoyang，“chengzong，nihaishirangwozouba，wopayouyitianbeirenmailedoubuzhidao。”
chengyueyaoqingshenganwei，yuqiruandenengqiachushui。
“xiaozuzong，shiwobuhao，buhuizaiyouxiacile，haobuhao？”
xiemingxingchouchoudadadisajiao，“keshi，niweihunfuta......”
chengyueyaozhoumeidaduanta，“woheluzhianghaimeibanhunli，tahaibushiwozhangfu。”
“zheiyicitaganzheimeduini，kanlaitazheigeweihunfunengbunengzhuanzheng，haixuyaoshijianquyanzheng。”
luzhiangwozhemenbadeshouyidun，xiongkouchuanlaimimimamadeteng。
chengyueyaoyuguangpiedaota，biaoqingyidun。
tajiangxiemingxinghuzaishenhou，“nizenmezaizheier？”
“luzhiang，nigenzongwo？”
tabeichengyueyaofangbeidezishihetaiducitong，sisizuanjinquantoucaimeirangshengyintaiguoposui。
“bainisuoci，xiaoduochadianjiusile。”
chengyueyaoyileng，yandidekuiseyishanerguo。
“wochaguo，lingxia25℃yigexiaoshi，yibanrenbuhuiyoushi。”
luzhiangshuangyanfanzheleiguang，“tacaibasuia，nizenmexiadequshou！”
xiemingxingcongtashenhouqieshengshengditanchutou，“jiefu，shiwobuhao，nihechengzongbuyaoyinweiwochaojia......”
chengyueyaoyibajiangtaladaoshenbian，yangzhuangyansudizebei：
“mingxing，buyaoluanjiao。”
“好。”
xiemingxingshuowanyanmeiyiwan，xunsudizaitadechunbianliuxiayigewen。
luzhiangyileng，zichaodixiaoxiao。
shirendoushuotaminghao，shengzainizhao，quenengdashangchengyueyaozheikecantiandashu。
keshishishang，gentazaiyiqiderizi，caishishenyuan。
tabieguotou，“mafanjieguo。”
cuoshenshichengyueyaoturanzuanzhutadeshouwan，“mingxingbeihedetouyun，niquchou600ccxuesuanshipeizui。”
luzhiangtongkongzhenzhan，“chengyueyao！”
tamingzhidaotayinxiaoshihouyingyangbuliang，pinxueyanzhong。
youyicimeiyoujishifuyao，tayundaozaijieshang。
zhuyuanqijianchengyueyaocunbubulidishouzaitashenbian，shihouzhuanmenconggedayiyuangaoxinpinqingyishengtuandui，24xiaoshiweitayigerenfuwu。
kexianzai，weilexiemingxing，tajingranyaotazhudongchouxue！
真是天大的讽刺！
luzhiangjiliyazhishengyinlidegengyan，“wodexuexinghexiemingxingbupipei，nijiubupata......”
chengyueyaoquelenglengdidaduantadehua，“sheishuoyaojita？wohaipanideeduhuichuanranmingxingdedanchunshanliangni。”
“xuechouchulai，zhiyuzenmeyong......”
tazhuanguotouwenlewenxiemingxingdexiaba，“mingxingshuolesuan。”
yishenglingxia，luzhiangbeitashouxiayadaochouxueshi。
xiaomuzhicuxidezhenguanzhajinshoubei，luzhiangbuzijuedigongqibei，etoumaochuximidehanzhu。
400ccdexuedaihenkuaizhuangman，luzhianglianseshabai，zuichunfanzhedanzise。
hushiningmei，“tashibushipinxue？zaichouxiaquhuichurenmingde。”
chengyueyaodongzuoqingroudibangxiemingxingzhenglierbiandesuifa，kandoumeikantayiyan。
“zaichouyidai，sheirangtazizuozhuzhang，zheizhishixiaoxiaodejiaoxun。”
zaihushiburendiyanshenzhong，lingyibaoxuedaiyidiandianguqi。
erluzhiangdelianseyesuizheyuelaiyuecangbai，chunseyeyoudanzisezhuanweiheizi。
ershenhoudechengyueyaohexiemingxing，pangruowurendidaqingmaqiao。
......
luzhiangshizaixiuxishixinglaide，tatuozhechenzhongdeshentiwangxiaoduodebingfangzou。
jingguoguaijiao，kandaoliangbaoxuedaiheguopizhixieyitongsuiyididiuzailajitongli。
huanghujiqiyundaoqianchengyueyaohexiemingxingdeduihua。
chengyueyaohuanglehuangshoulixinxiandexuejiang，“zheihuimanyilemei，xiaozuzong？”
xiemingxingniezhebizizhouzhemeitou，yilianxianqidijiangxuebaotuikai。
“拿开啦，好脏。”
chengyueyaowenyansuishoujiangxuebaorengjinyipangdelajitong，kuaguoxiemingxingdegebo，youshuoyouxiaodilikaiyiyuan。