woduisongquanmeishenmeganqing，jiehunyewanquanshizunzhaojialiwomadeyisi。
woliangshixiangqinrenshide，jiwojieshaodeneigemeipohewomashijingchangzaiyiqitiaowudehaojiemei，basongquanchuichengwanlitiaoyidehaonanren。
zaijiashangneiduanshijianpinfanxiangqin，yudaodeqibagewaigualiezaolimian，songquanwaixingtiaojianhaisuanbucuo。
zaiwomachangnianfengjiansixiangxinaoheyapoxia，jiehunduiwolaishuogengxiangshiweileyingfujialierbixuwanchengderenwu。
hesongquanrenshilianggeyue，woliangjiuzhijiequminzhengjuchelezheng。
jiehunhouwojiufaxian，zheinanrenshenshangyouyigequedian。
——抠门。
jiehunmeicailimeisanjin，jiujiwomaileyitiaoliangbaikuaichutoudequnzi，jiehunhouqimabeitaniantaoledabangeyue。
rangwocizhizaijiaanxinbeiyun，xinshidandanshuoyaoyangwo，meigeyueyouzhijiwowubaikuaiqianshenghuofei，haiyaoqiumeicanyouhunyousu。
dongbudongjiujiwohuadabing。
“zanmenzanqianyihouyaomaifangde。”
“dengnishenglehaizi，wojiubagongzikashangjiaojini。”
“dengwoyihouqianzangoule，wojinimaigeche，nizhuanmenjiehaizishangxiaxuezenmeyang？”
总结起来就一句话。
又穷又抠瞎讲究。
dangran，xianzaikanzhe，zheizhongkoumenshizhizhenduiwo，duizijidaoshidafangdehen。
jiushibuzhidaozheimekoudenanren，shizenmebaneigekafeidianxiaomeimeihongdaoshoude？
wojuedingzhaojihuiyitanjiujing。