第2章
“duile，zheicihuilaiwoshilaijinisongyijieyaoji，daihuijiuyaohuiqule”。
jianggeyibianchizhedongxiyibiandandandeshuozhe。
wenyanjiangchenzhoumeikanzhejianggewendao：
“zheimejima，jiubunengdengwojuexingwanzaizou”？
“dequehenji，danshizheiyeshimeibanfadeshi，wukeshisanniandexuezhi，wojinniandaerle，xiangyaojinruzhenlingjundehuawobixuyaozaibiyeqiantuposijieyinengzhe，xuyaodaochulilianqiangziyuana，erqie，nibushizaojiuzhidaozijideyinenglema”。
jianggexiaoyanruhuadekanzhejiangchen，jiangchenyileng，kanzhejianggeguzuobujiedewendao：
“wozheibushihaimeijuexingyineng，nizenmejiuzhidaowodeyinengle”。
“zheimeduonian，nihaishibuhuisahuang，niyiqiaopiguwojiuzhidaoniyaofangshenmepi，nimeishiwenguangxiyineng，kebujiushiniyijingtiqianziwojuexinglema”。
shuoqizheige，jianggeyiliandedeyi。
suiranxianzaidelanxingshiquanqiuyineng，danshizongyouneimeyiqunrentianfuyibing，buyongkaoshibasuideshihoudejuexingyishijiukeyiziwojuexing。
zheiyileirendetianzifeichanggao，zhongtubuchuyiwaidehuazhishaokeyidadaobajieyinengzhe，yaozhidaoyinengzhezuigaoshijiujie。
tingjianggezheiyangshuo，jiangchenxiaozheyaoleyaotoushuodao：
“qishiwohaimeiyoujuexing，zhishiwoyuansuqinheliyinggaibijiaogao，wonenghenminruideganzhidaoguangyuansu”。
zongshishiquanqiuyineng，yinengzheheyinengzhezhijianyeyousuochayi，tongzhongyinengdeyinengzhezhijianduiyuyuansudeqinhelibutong，yejiujuedingletianzidebutong。
tingdaozijilaodideshuofa，jianggedengdaleyanjing，haimeiyoujuexingyinengjiunengqingxideganzhidaozhouweideguangyuansu。
zheiduiyuguangyuansudeqinhelijianzhidadaoleyigekepadechengdu，tongshijianggeyetanlekouqi，kexijiushiguangyuansu。
yaoburanneixiebangshangyoumingdedaxuezaizhidaojiangchenyouzheimegaodeyuansuqinhelizhihou，kendinghuilaiqiangzheyao。
xiangdaozhei，jianggetanlekouqi，jiangchenminruidechajuedaolezijiajiejiedeqingxubianhua，chiyilepiankekaikouwendao：
“jie，nishibushiyejuedejuexingleguangxihaishiwenkaobijiaohao”。
jianggeyileng，jinjiezheqingxiaoleyishengshuodao：
“nizhiqianbushishuoguoma，meiyoufeiwudeyineng，zhiyoufeiwudeyinengzhe，xiangyaowukaojiuquba，jiejinidouzhe，wojianggededidi，kendingshitiancai”。
“jie”！jiangchenhanleyisheng，jianggelimaluchulexianqidebiaoqing。
“buyaoshanqinga，yaoshiganshanqingwojiuchouni”。
jiangchenshunjianjiangqingxujishoulehuiqu，bingqiehenhendedengleyiyanjiangge。
jianzhuangjianggeyanranyixiao，fanshoucongzhuoxiataochulaileyigeshiguandijilejiangchenshuodao：
“zheigeshidaxueneibugongdeyijieyaoji，bishimianshangyaoxinggengqiang，juexingwanyinengzhihouhe，keyirangnizhijiechengweiyijieyinengzhe”。
“zheigeyinggaibubianyiba”。
jiangchenjieguoleyaojishiguan，kanzhejianggewendao。
erjianggezhishibuzaiyidebailebaishou。
“yebusuangui，bijingwoyeshisanjieyinengzhele，zhuanquxuefendesuduhenkuai，zheixienidoubuyongguan，bamadoumeile，wobuguannisheiguanni”。
jiuzaizheishi，jianggedeshouhuanturanliangleqilai，jianggewunaidekanleyiyanshouhuanshuodao：
“lianyidunfandouburangwochiwan，wozoule，xiayiciyebuzhidaoshenmeshihouhuilai，danshiwoxiwangxiayicijiandaodeniyijingbufuzijideqiwang”。
shuowan，jianggezhanqishen，naqilezijidebeinangzouchulejiamen，zhiliuxialejiangchenzuozaiyuandi。
kanzhezijishouzhongdeyaoji，jiangchennannandao：
“bufuzijideqiwangma，woduizijideqiwangkeshibudini”。
shuowan，jiangchenbiankaishishoushiqilezhuoshangdecangengshengfan。
qitarenbuzhidaoguangxidelihai，jiangchenkeshizhidaode。
bijingjiangchenzaichuanyuezhiqiandeqianyimiao，haizaikanoububaodamowangshou。
zheigeshijiemeiyoutesheju，dajiabuzhidaoguangxidenengli，danshizaidiqiu，jihusuoyourendouzhidao，aotemanjiushiguangdehuashen。
aotemandenengli，buguanshishenmebafenguanglunhaishizaipeiliaoguangxian，doushijiweiqiangdade，keyishuoaotemanjiushiguangxianchengjingle。
guangxideqiangda，guaishoushizuiyoufayanquande，bijingchuleyuanpanshengwushibeihuoshengshengchuisidezhiwai。
qitadeguaishoutuichanggaodidechiliangdaoguangxian，yaoburandoubusuanshihaoguaishou。
（aisi：tebieshimeiyoutongjuedechaoshou，tamenchidaodeguangxianjinengzuiduo）
（超兽：你放屁！）
tianbushengwojiangchen，guangxiwanguruzhangye！
guangxiderongyao，zaizheigeshijie，youwojiangchenlailianxu，guangshiniudai，niusiyidaiyouyidai！
“叮铃铃”！
ciriyizao，zaiyizhennaolingshengzhong，jiangchencongchuangshangpaleqilai，xunsudexishuhaozouchulejiamen，chaozhexuexiaodefangxianghuanhuanzouqu。
zaoyijingzhidaozijihuijuexingguangxiyinengdetaxiandegewaideyouxian，wanquanmeiyouqitaxueshengyiyangdexingfengan。
laidaojiaoshizuoxia，tongzhuozhaolongyijingzuozailezuoweishang，kandaojiangchenlailezhihouwulideshenchushouzhaohuleyixiahandao：
“jiangchen，laile，jiwodaidezaocanni”。
jiangchenjianglianggebaozidiuzailezhaolongdemianqianzhihouxiaozhedaqudao：
“nizheishishenmeqingkuanga，zuotianwanshangqudangfeizeile，yanquanheichengzheiyang”。
zhaolongyibiankenzhebaoziyibiantanqishuodao：
“bietile，yuanbenyikaishiwoyebuhuangde，danshidawanyouxihuijiazhihouwobapotianhuangdemeimawo，zhishichouzheyankanzhewotanlekouqiyouyoudeshuoleyiju，buguanshiwenkaohaishiwukao，zhiyaowoxiang，jialidouhuijinquanli”。
“jiuzheiyijuhua，woyiwanshangmeishuizhe，xiangleyiwanshangwodaodishiwenkaohaishiwukao”。
wenyanjiangchenpailepaizhaolongdejianbangxiaodao：
“meishi，shuibuzheshizhengchangde，yinweimingtianjiuzhengshibaomingle，nijintianwanshanghaihuishimian，xiguanjiuhao”。
“nishuodehaishirenhuama”？
“hahaha，buyaozaiyi”！
zhengshuozhe，liulingzoulejinlai，saoshileyiquanxuannaodejiaoshizhihouhedao：
“douchaoshenmea，buzhidaoshangkelema，quanbudoubizui”。
huayinluoxia，quanbanshunjiananjinglexialai，liulingdianlediantou，jiaoshimenkoushunjianzoujinleliangmingshenchuanjunzhuangdejunren。
liangrenshouzhonghaitizhexiangzi，shenshanghaiquanfuwuzhuangdaizhewuqi，kanqilaiyapoganshizu。
qizhongyirenjiangxiangzifangzailejiangtaishang，suihouliangrenqiangxieshangtang，duizheliulingdianlediantou。
liulingyeshidiantouhuiying，suihouhuitoukanzhebanshangdexueshengshuodao：
“yinengjuexingzhuangzhishizhanlveguankongwuzi，shibeiguankongdedongxi。
jiexialai，nahaonimendeshenfenzhenganzhaozuoweishangjiangtai，xianjianceyuansuqinheli，ranhoujuexingyineng。
nimendexinxizaijuexingzhihouhuibeidiannaozhijieshangchuan”。