第二章端午前夜闹剧
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wozhuangzuozhenjingyibanlengzaiyuandi，shuangshousisidewozhu，lianseyebiandecanbai。
yanhuanghouzhanzaiwoshence，meitoujinjinzhouqilai，lianseyebiandefeichangnankan。
wojiazhuangzhuazheyanhuanghoudeyifu，yifuyaoyaoyuzhuideyangzi。
turanwoxiangqiangjiaodejiashanchuchongguoqu，yanhuanghouhaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou，wojiuyijingchongdaolejiashangenqian。
yushangyishiyimoyiyangdechangjing，tamenerrenzhengwendenanshenanfen。
woturanchuxianzaitamenmianqian，xiaojingzhijiediyishijianjinzhangdenayifubazhanggongzhubaoguoqilai，shengpayourenkandaotadelianside。
kexiyuanziwaiderendouyijingzhidaoletamenerrendeshenfen。
「muyun，nizenmehuizaizheili？」
woliansecangbai，shentishengqidaofadou「niwenwoweishenmehuizaizheili？niburushuoshuokanniweishenmezaizheiliganzheizhongshiqing？」
huayingangluo，yanhuanghoujiujinjiezhezouleguolai。
xiaojinglianseyibian，jimangguixiaxingli「erchenjianguohuanghouniangniang。」
yanhuanghoulazhewodeshou，bawoladaotahuaili，
toudingshangxiangqitadaizheweiyanheburongzhiyideshengyin「xiaojing，buranganhegongzhuyexinglima？」
wenyan，tahuailiderendouledou，dagaishimeixiangdaowomenyijingshipoletadeshenfen。
anhegongzhuhuanhuancongxiaojinghuailituichulai，guizaitapangbian「jianguohuanghouniangniang。」
「nimenhaodadedanzi！」yanhuanghouturanfanu，shengyinlitouzhebunanchajuedeshiwanghenuyi。
「zheilishishenmedifang，nimenjingganzaicidixing**zhishi。xiaojingnizhibuzhidaozheishishenmezuize？」
「hekuangnimenzhijianshishenmeguanxi，haixuyaowolaishuoma？」
yanhuanghouyishoulouzhewo，yishouzhizhexiaojingdebizi，henbudexianzaijiuchufatamenside。
「huanghouniangniang，erchenhegugushizhenxinxiangaide，erchenzheijiuquzhaofuhuangcihunqiuqugugu。」
tingdaotashuozheihua，wolimajichujidiyanlei，kaishidididechouqi。
「jinggege，nibuyaoyunerlema？niqishizhixihuananhegongzhuduibudui，nigenbenjiubuxihuanyuner，neiniweihehaiyaodayingwodiedehunyuezhiqing？」
wohexiaojingzixiaoxiangshi，yesuandeshangshiqingmeizhuma。
woshihuguojiangjundedinv，tashihuangshangzuixihuandehuangzi。
womujiajibainianlaiyizhizhongxinweiguo，woshiwodiedieweiyidenver。
qulewojiushinaxialehuguodejiangshimen。
suoyourendouyiweiwohetayihouhuishiyiduanliangyuan。
ketarujinquedangzhezheimeduorendemianshuoyaoqiuqutadegugu，shenzhibugujiwodeyanmian。
zheibujinshigufulehuangshangduitadeqixu，gengshishanglewomujiadexin。
wokuzhezhiwentashuodao，zheiyiku，yanhuanghougengshixinteng。
「lairen，daizhetamenquyangxindian，bengongxianzaijiuyaoqinghuangshangcaijuecishi！」
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yeseshenchen，danyangxindianneiquedenghuotongming。
huangshangzuozaihuanghoushenbianlazhetadeshou，qingqingdepaizhe。
wozhanzaiyanhuanghouyipang，shenselengdandekanzheguizaidianzhongdexiaojingheanhegongzhu。
「xiaojing，nilaishuo，daodishizenmehuishi。」
xiaojingguizaidishang，quemeilijihuida。
guolebanxiang，tacaixiangshixiadingjuexinside「fuhuang，erchenqingqiufuhuangcihun。」
「赐婚？」
xiaojingshenxiyikouqicaijiezheshuodao「erchenxiangyingquanhegongzhu！」
tingtazheiyangshuo，wodunshisongleyikouqi，zuijiaogouqiyisixiaoyi。
zheiyicizheijianshiqingzhongyutongderenjinjiezhi。
shangyishiwosilvliangduo，zongshizijishangxinyujue，yehaishiburenxinzijixihuanlezheimeduonianderenmingyuhuiyuyidan。
woweitachumouhuace，shenzhizuochurangbutongyitajianglaiyingquanhegongzhu。
wobubuweiying，zhiweilebaozhutademingsheng，bangzhutashangweichengweihuangdi。
ketaqueenjiangchoubao，yidanmeiyouleliyongjiazhijiumiewomanmen。
womujiachengweiletashangweidegongju，yechengweitaxinainvzidexishengpin。
zheiyangdechujun，womujiadingranbuhuizaifuchidierbian。
huangshangturanshuaileshencedechazhan，wolimahuanshangyifubeiqinanguodemoyang。
「nizhibuzhidaonizaishuoshenme？anhegongzhushinidegugu！」
「hekuangnihemuyunzaoyiyoulejiehaozhishuo，mingtianzhenbendasuanxuanbuniyutadehunyue，rujinnidaoshizaitamianqianzuozheizhongshishuozheizhonghua！」
「niyumuyundehunyueneijiucizuoba，yimiannidanwurenjiaxundeliangxu。」
「niheanhegongzhu，zhenjinwanjiuzhaorenjiangtasonghuixibeicaoyuan，niruohaizhidaonishihuangzi，jiubuyaozaitiqizheijianshiqing！」
xiaojingyilianzhenjing，lianmangketouqiuqing「fuhuang，erchenshizhenxinaimuanhegongzhu，qingfuhuangshouhuichengming。」
tashencedeanhegongzhutanzuozaidi，leiliumanmian，huanghujianwoshenzhikanjiantataitoukanlewoyiyan。
dagaishiwoyuanhenwozhuangpoletamendesiqing，rujingengshirenjinjiezhi。
keruobushiwozheiyangzuo，yihoudetamenzaishenmedifangmouhuazhequwodexingmingwodoubudeerzhini。
huangshangtingdaoxiaojingdeqiuqing，dunshinubukee，zhanqishenlaibatatifanzaidi。
「xiaojing，zhencongqianhenkanhaoni，nirujinrangzhentaishiwangle。」
huangshangzhanzaixiaojingmianqian，lianshanggengshiyanshibuzhudeshiwanghenuyi。
xiaojingguifuzaiyuandi，shentiyinweiguojideqingxuershangxiaqifu。
tadagaihaishixiangbumingbai，weishenmetaxiangqiuquyigetaxihuanderenzenmehuirucinanni？
yinweianhegongzhushitadegugu，zheibenjiushiyiduan**。
zaizhe，womujiaduiwoguoyouzhewushudegongxianhejueduidezhongzhen。
xiaojingzhijuwuyishishanglemujiadexin，gengshibushidaju，zhiguzijiheernvsiqing，zheiyangderendangbuhaoyigemingjun！
duanwuqianyedenaojuhenkuaijiuchuanbianleshangjingcheng，kelunweixiaobingdebushiwo，ershixiaojing。
yinweiwomujiabainianlaidoushiwoguodajiang，shuowoshishangjingchenglizuijiaoguidenvhaiziyebuweiguo。
yuwochenghunyiweizhehuidedaozhenggemujiadezhichi。
huangshangcengjingdecihunzhijuqishijiushizaibianxiangchengrenhuilixiaojingweitaizi。
rujinkanlai，xiaojingbupeizuozheizhenguidechujun。
zongshiduanwujieqianxifashenglenaoju，keduanwujiedegongyanrengjiuyaojinxing。
suiranwoyechuzailiuyanzhongxin，danwoyehaishicanjialezheiyicideyanhui。
ruwosuoliaoxiaojingmeilaicanjiayanxi，anhegongzhuyebeisongwanglexibeicaoyuan。
zheidaoshiduiwolaishuoshuangxilinmen。
woduiyanhuidegewujiuyanbuganxingqu，yanhuizhongjiandeshihoujiuxunlegejiekouchuqutouqi。
wohebaizhimanwumudedexianguang，zoudaoleyichuhuxintingli。
wozuozaitingzizhongyangxinshangzheidaizhexiexudengguangdemeijing，yishijianjuedezheidahaoguangjingwocengjingjinglangfeizaixiaojingzheirenshenshang。
还真是瞎了狗眼。