第一章 倒霉

jiangwanzuomengyemeiyouxiangguotahuiyouchuanyuedeyitian。

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这不是梦。

她真的穿越了。

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姜绾没理她。

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皇上龙颜大怒。

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抛绣球择婿。

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好看顶什么用?

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姜绾倒地不起。

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