第2章
“jiazhu，qieshencuole！”
“......”chenfanyiliandemangran，tahecuozhiyou？
aixiashenti，xiangbaqinyueroufuqilai，jieguotadeshougangpengdaota，tajiudongdongdichaotaketou。
“qieshenzhidaojiazhuyizhixianqiqieshenshoufabuhao，qieshenyidingqugencunlidefurenmenxuexi。”
“keninzhiqianyijingdaduanwodeyoutui，yaoshizaidaduanqieshenzuotui，qieshenjiubunengsihouninle。”
！！！
tadetuishiyuanzhudaduande？！
kanzheqinyueroucandiaodeyoutui，chenfannaodaiwengwengxiang。
zheimepiaoliangdeyigerener，haineimewenshunguaiqiao，tenghailaibujini，yuanzhudaodishizenmexiang，tazenmexiadeleshou！
“nidetuibufangbian，bieguizhele！”
qinyueroudeshentijiuzhandoudaobuxing，jupachenfandeta，genbenmeizhuyitingchenfanshuoshenme，“qiuninle，buyaodawo，buyaodawo。”
zhandoubuyideshenti，jingkongwanfendebiaoqing。
kejian，yuanzhuyiqianjingchangdata，batadapale。
chenfanlianshuolesanbianbudani，qinyueroucaitingxiaqiurao，taxiaoxinyiyitaiqitou，youxiebuganxiangxindikanxiangchenfan。
“jiazhunin......budaqieshen？”
“陈凡，陈凡！”
chenfangangxianghuidaqinyuerou，menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjicudeshengyin。
guizaidishangdeqinyueroulianmangqishenzoudaomenbian，bangchenfantiaokaimenlian。
“xiexie！”chenfanchaoqinyuerouweiweidiantou，ranhouyueguotazouchuqu。
chenfanshenhoudeqinyueroujingyaqieyihuodikanzhetajiujiubunenghuishen。
jiazhumeidata，haigentashuo......xiexie？
shuaishangoulihou，jiazhuzhuanxingle？
ruguoshizhende，duohaoya。
qinyueroumengdipailezijiyibazhang。
qinyuerouyaqinyuerou，nibiechixindawangxiangle。
chenfanbianhao，bidengtianhainanya！
......
yuanzili，zhanzhesangedahan，yigebiyigezhangdegaoda，zhanzaizuiqiantoudeneigegengexiongshenside，yikanjiushihenbuhaoredeyangzi。
这几个人是谁？
chenfanniutouxiangwenqinyuerou，quefaxiantashensehuangzhang，shuangshoujinjindizuandiyiqi，hechenfanxiangduidemouzili，youaiyouyuanhaiyouqiqiu。
这是怎么了？
“nixiaozizaiganmani，jiaoleneimejiucaichulai！”nanrenlaidaochenfandemianqian，luchuyikoudehuangya，tayouhuangleyixiashouzhongdedongxi，“rouhejiuwonalaile，renyejinidailaile。”
shuowan，tameidengchenfanhuiying，jiuzixingzhaohutashenhoudelianggerenjinwu。
“我跟你很熟吗？”
chenfanbuyue，zheishitadejia，meijingtatongyijiujinmenrangtahenbushuang，zuizhuyaodeshitamenhedaotaqizile。
tingdaocihua，neisangenanrenbuyoudeyileng。
“nixiaozi......hai！”huangyananrenbuyiweiyidihuihuishou，gentonglaidenanrendao，“tazuotianshuaishangouli，xiandenaozihaibuqingchu，buguanta，nimenxianzuo。”
hualuo，huangyananrenniutouduizhanzaimenlianhoumiandeqinyueroudashenghedao，“nigemeiyanlidejianqie，meikandaoyeshoushangderouhejiuma？haibukuainaquchuli，neimebudongshi，zaogaijiaofandibanifamaile！”
menlianchuneimojiaoxiaoshouruoshenying，mengdiyizhan。
qinyueroucongmenlianhoumianzouchulai，liansecangbai，leishuiyizhizaiyankuangchudazhuan。
conghuangyananrenshoulijieguoroujiuhou，qinyueroubianyiqueyiguaiwangchufangzou。
chenfandenuhuocengcengdiwangshangmao，yigedananrenqifuyigexiaonvzisuanshenmebenshi，erqiezheixiaonvzihaishitadeqizi。
zheinanrendaodishishenmewanyi，buqingzilai，haidanganduitadenvrenhuqianhehou。
“哎！”
chenfangangzhunbeifazuo，huangyananrenkanzheqinyuerouyiqueyiguaidebeiying，turantanlekouqi，“woshuochenfan，nixiaozijiubunengrenrenma？qinsineituiduanleyouxiekexiya！”
“确实！”
huangyananrenshenhouneiliangrenlianliandiantou，doubiaoshiwanxi。
chenfanzhiyidishenshineisangenanren，tingkouqi，tamendewanxikebuxiangshitongqingqinyuerou。
“doubiezhanzhele，womenjinwuzuoba，chenfan，wokannizheiyangzi，kendingshihaimeihuifu，niyekuaiquzuozheba。”
huangyananrenfankeweizhu，lazhechenfanjinwu。
chenfanzuoxialai，mobuzuoshengdikanzheneisangenanren，zhiyizhibi，tayaoxiangaoqingchuzheijigenanrenshishenmeren，tamenlaicishihemude。
tazhenglileyifandanaolidejiyi。
zheisangenanren，tazhirenshilingtoudehuangyananren，tamingjiaozhudaan，yuanzhuhetashicunlihunhun。
liangrenchouweixiangtou，youlanyouduo，zhizhidaochihepiaodu，jialidehuojiquandoujiaojiqizi，haizhengtianxianqizimenzhengdeshao，yigebushunxin，bushidajiushima，dadebushiduanshoujiushiduanjiao。
zhudaanheyuanzhuzhisuoyizheimechangkuang，shichidingbierenbuhuiquguanfugaotamen。
daqingwangchaobenlaijiunanshaonvduo，zheixienianhezhoubianguojiadazhang，youyushangtianzai，rujinchaoneinandingzhoujian，henduonvhaidaolehunjianianlingdoumeiyourenqu。
guangjingbuhao，jiajiahuhudouyanzhongqueliang，xinhendejiubameirenqudenvhaiganchumen，piaoliangdehaikeyiqugoulanzi，bupiaoliangdezhinengdaochuliulang，meiniandouyoudaliangliulangdenvziesi。
jiusuanmeibeiganchumendenvhai，pazijichengweijialidefudanhenduodouxuanzezisha。
weici，daqingdehuangdihaibanbuleyidaoshengling。
chaotingfenpeiqizi，chuquchaotingfenpeide，gulinanrenmenduoqu，qusangeyishang，shang！
huangdideshangjincongzuichudeyiliangyinzijiadaoshiliangyinzi，chaoneihaishimeishenmenanrenyuanyiduoqu。
rujinguangjingbuhao，najiabushilejinkuyaodaiguorizi，sheiganduoqu。
nandingxishao，chenfanhezhudaanyouqulesangeyishang，jiusuanbatamengaodaoxianya，xianyazuiduoyezhishixiangzhengxingdifayixia。
zhudaanmuguangwangmenwaisaoleyiquan，“fandi，nimenjiaqinsanneiniangmenni？jintianmeizaijia？”
“秦三？”
那娘们？
nandao，tabuzhiyigeqizi？
“bushiba。”zhudaanyaoyaotou，“woshuofandi，nizheinaozibuhuizhendiaojinshangoulishuaihuaileba。”
chenfanyanjingyideng，“huibuhuishuohua，nicainaozishuaihuai！”
zhudaanmashanghuiqiang：“ninaozimeishuaihuai，zenmehuibujideqinsan？nibujinbujideqinsan，haiduiqinsineigebozikekeqiqide，budabuma。”
秦四，跛子？
zhudaanshuodeyinggaijiushizaichufanglimangliudeqinyuerouba。
“nizheirendongbudonglimao，woqizijiaoyuerou，bujiaobozi！”
“qiaoqiao，qiaoqiao。”zhudaanyifushenglizhedezitai，“haishuonaozimeihuai，nipingshizuixianqiqinsile，nixiantataishou，bunengxiadiganzhonghuo，ruguobushiyouqinsantamen，nizaojiubataxiulerengchuqule。”
“e！”zhudaanshuozheshuozhe，turaneleyisheng，tazhizhechenfanyeyuta，“wozhidaoniweishenmeyuewomenjintianlaile，yinweiqinsantabuzaijia，nijiushipata。”
“......”zheiduanjiyi，chenfandenaolizhenmeiyou。
秦三。
zhudaanjujubuliqinsan。
tashiyueroudejiejie？yeshitadeqizima，tayoushiyigeshenmeyangdenvzi？
“suanle，bushuoqinsan，tanjintiandezhengshiba。”zhudaanniutouduitadailaidelianggenanrenshuo，“zenmeyang，womeipiannimenba，neiqinyuerouzhangde......”
“家主。”
qinyuerouqingruanxiroudeshengyin，daduanzhudaandehua，taduanzheyizhangxiaozhuozijinlai，zhuozishangyoutaganggangchaohaodesangexiaocai。
duanzhexiaozhuozi，tuijiaoyoubufangbian，haidexiaoxinyiyidihuzhezhuoshangdecai，qinyueroubulvpanshan。
chenfanjimangqishenjieguoqinyuerouxiaozhuozi，“wolai！”
qinyuerouweizheng，wenroudemouziliyouyihuohaiyouyisisigandong。
chenfanbujinbuxianqitashangcaiman，haishuohuakekeqiqidezhudongbangta。
ta......haoxianghewangchangzhendeyouxiebuyiyang。
“pifuyoubaiyouxi，liandanyezhangdejingzhi，daannishuodemeicuo，queshishiyigenandedemeirener，kexijiushituibeidaduan，buran......”
zhudaandingzheqinyueroudao，tadailaidelianggenanren，weisuodemuguangbuhuaihaoyisidizaiqinyueroushenshangliulailiuqu。
chenfanzaixiandaisuiranmeiyoujiaoguonvpengyou，danshitayebusha，zheijigerenjintianlai，jiushidaqinyueroudezhuyi。
yuanzhudaodishigeshenmedongxi，toutaishishibushiwangledainaozi，gendazijilaopozhuyiderenchengxiongdaodi？
chenfanmuguanglenglengdisaoguomianqiandesangenanren。
“都给老子滚！”
chenfanturandelenghe，zhudaanyijilingwailianggenanrenhedeyileng。
zheixiaozi，jinggandashengduitamenshuohua？
屋内顿时安静下来。
“chenfan！”zhudaanlianseyinchen，“congwomenjinwu，nijiuzheiniaoyang，ganggangwohainiannidiaojinshangouli，shentihaimeihuifu，dannibiejilianbuyaolian，wobahuajiuliaozheile，buguanniyuanbuyuanyi，qianniyeshoule，jiuanzhiqianshuodeban。”
zhudaanshuohuadeshihou，tashenhoudelianggenanrenzhanqilai。
neilianggenanren，yigebiyigegao，yigebiyigecuzhuang。
ruguozhenhetamenqichongtu，takeyituoshen，ke......
chenfanpieleyiyanshenpangyizhidizhetoudeqinyuerou。
“ai，wozheinaozi！”chenfanwutou，zhuangzuotongkuzhuang，“shuaishangoulixinglaihou，yizhifashao，naolidaoxianzaihaishizhangtongzhangtongde，henduoshiqingdoubujidele，xiongdimenduibuzhule。”
jianzheisangenanrenlianseshaohuan，chenfanyoumashangwenzhudaan，“zhuge，zhiqianwodoudayingnixieshenmelaizhe？”
“ruci......suanle！”zhudaanzhaohuneilianggenanrenzuoxia，“dadongtiandediaojinshangouli，meibeilangdiaozousuannixiaozimingda，womenzanshibugenjijiaole，zheilaobantiande，duziyeele，womenxianchibaolezaishuo。”
“nizhei......”gangzuoxia，kanzhexiaozhuozishangdecai，zhudaanyoubushuangle，“zuodedoushishenmewanyi？”
chenfankanleyiyanyanqiandesangexiaocai：nongjiaxiaochaorou，paihuanggua，jiandoufu。
suiranbushishenmeyingcai，zheigejianeimeqiongyezuobuleshenmeyingcai，danshiyesuanzuodesexiangweijuquan，youqineidoufujiandejinhuangjinhuangde，kanzhejiuhaoyoushiyu。
chenfanduiqinyueroudehaoganzaidushangsheng。
zheimepiaoliangderener，chuyijingranhaineimehao。
“zheisangecaidoushiwodailaide，nigemeiyanjiedejianqie，sangecaizenmegouwomensangeyemenchi，jidanni，huashengni？”
“zhudage，jialixianzaimeiyouzheixie。”qinyueroushengyinxiweiqiezhandou，tabeizhudaandedasangzihaodeliantoudoubugantaiqi。
jialiyuanbenyouzhixiadandelaomujide，qianjitianyuanzhubaoyuanmeirouchi，bizhetabajishale。
“zeze！”zhudaanyaotoubiyididao，“chenfan，woqiaozhenineixieqizimendoumeiyouyong，buruzhaogeyoutoudoumaile，zaiquyamenlingjigenenggande。”
zhudaandehua，jingdeqinyuerouyigejiling。
chenfanhaimeihuizhudaandehua，tajiudongyishengguidaochenfanmianqian，baozhetadetui。
“jiazhu，qieshenqiuqiuni，biemaiwomen，wohejiejiemeimeimenyihouyidingjiabeinuliganhuozhengqian，rangjiazhuninguoshangshufuderizi。”
“......”
tingzheqinyueroubeibeiqieqiedeaiqiusheng，chenfanyishijianjingzhaobudaociyuxingrongtaxianzaidexinqing。
qizinulizhengqian，rangnanrenguoshanghaorizi。
好魔幻的话。
zhei......zhenshiyigeshenqideguodu。
“nikuyemeiyong，chenfanyijingbanimaile。”zhudaanzhizhitashenhoudeliangnanren，“kandaowoshenhouderenmei？tamenjiushiyichunyuande，jintianlailingnizou！”
“砰！”
qinyueroudunshitandaozaidi，yuanbenjingyingtouliangdemouzili，shunjianpumanleleishui，taqingqingyaozhezuichun，burangleishuicongyankuangliluoxialai。
tameiyouku，yemeiyounao，tataiqitou，diyicineimedadandihechenfanzhizhiduishi。
anzherendechangxing，chenfanyiweiqinyuerouhuidata，jiusuanbudazuishaoyehuidashengzhiwenta，shishishang，zheixiedoumeiyou。
tazhishiwenyanxiyudiwenta，“jiazhu，ninzhendebaqieshenmailema？”
“我......”
kanzheqinyuerouyouyuandeyanshen，tingzhetawenroudezhiwen，chenfanyishibuzhiruhezuoda。
bieshuoqinyuerou，tadouhenbudechuanyuehuiqu，bayuanzhuhenhenzouyidun。
tianxianbandelaopo，shuiyibanwenroudexingzi，juranmaile，naozikendingbeilvtile。
“zheihaiyoujiade？”zhudaandashengdao，“qiantian，tazhaowo，rangwoyiyibaiwenqiandejiagebanimaidaoyichunyuan。”
“yibaiwenqian，nanguaiya......”
nanguai，zuotiantaturanyouqianquhejiu，haizuidezoulubuwen，diaojinshangouli。
laotianyezenmemeishuaisita。
“jiazhu。”qinyuerouturanpingjingderangrenxinhuang，kanxiangchenfandeyanshenbiandekongdongwushen，congtazuiliyichulaidehuaqingpiaopiaode，“ninwangle？yuerouhaishichuzishenni，yibaiwen，kuile。”
陈凡瞳孔猛地一张。
chu......zi？！