第1章
永安八年，夏。
大乾，长安。
云府。
“ai，laozideming，haokua！”
yeserumodetiankongzhixia，yunyuzhengzuozaizijiaqianyuandatingdewudingzhishangzilianzitan。
erxiafangdeyuanzhong，zhengzhanmanleren，jushimanlianjiaojideyangshoukanzheta。
“nizi！nijilaofuxialai！”
“era，niyoushenmexiangbukaidegenniangshuo，niangbangnixiangbanfajiejue，qianwanbiezuoshashi！”
dangchaozaifuyunxuanjiyuqifurenyigemanliannusedechaowudinghedao，yigedanjingshoupadekanzhewudingdeyunyu。
tamen，zhengshiyunyudeqinshengfumu，yekeyishuoshizheijushentideqinshenfumu。
rujindeyunyu，shentilidelinghunshijishangshilaizihoushidechuanyuezhe。
yimingtuotuodeshechu，dagongshangbanzu。
yinweiyicitongxiaojiabancusizhihouhunchuanzheigemingweidaqiandewangchao。
yunyu，dangchaozaifuyunxuanjidizi，suishuobushizhangfang，danzheigeshenfenyesuanxiangdangbucuole。
benyiweitianhukaiju，zaizheigudaizuoyongyoubao，daizheyiqunmaziqixingbashihaobukuaihuo。
jieguohaimeikaishizijisuochangxiangdemeihaoshenghuo，jiubeiyidaohuruqilaideshengzhijidajidezhiliposui。
huangdijurancihunjita，dianmingjiangliugongzhuxiajiayuyunfuernanyunyu。
zaiwairenkanlaiyexuzheishiyijianzushangshaogaoxiangdehaoshi，nengqudaoyiguogongzhu，zenmeyesuandeshanghuangqinguoqile。
keduiyuzhiqingzhelaishuo，zheiwuyiyushiqingtianpili。
liugongzhulijinxian，nianfangshiba，xinggexianshuwenwan，zhangxiangmingyandongren，qicaiqigengshibushuneixiesuoweidewenrencaizi。
dangran，zheizhishiduiwaidexuancheng……
shizegenjuyunyuzheijushentidejiyi，lijinxiansuiranzhangdequeshipiaoliang，yeyoucai。
danshiteniangdeguanerdaizhizhongsheibuzhidaozheiweidefangdangshichulemingde！
yunyingweijiazhishenbianzaigonglitoutouhuanyangmianshou，zhengriliyinshizhuodui，neimingshengzaitamenzheigequanziliyijingshichoudajiele。
buranyebuhuirujinshibahaiweichujia，huangdizhiqianyebushimeiyouweiqizhihun。
keshizhiyige，jiupaoyige，neixiegebeizhimingzhiren，ningyuanpaodaobianjiangqudaibingdazhang，yebuyuanzaizheizhanganchengzhongxiabanbeizirutongwojuzaicaoyuanyiban。
pianpianyejiuzijizheifuqinshigelaohaoren，haoshuohua，beihuangdixiaozhiyilidongzhiyiqingdedaleyifanganqingpai，zheicaidayingxialai。
ruoshiyuanshenhaizai，pingjieqibenshenhanhoumunewaijialaoshidexinggeyexujiuzheibancouhezhelvzheguo。
kexianzaihuanchengziji，hehe，ningsibuqu！
yunyushuangmuyouyoudewangxiangxiafangdeyunxuanji。
“我不娶六公主！”
“hunzhang！nizheishishenmehua？chengweifumanaishitiandaderongyao！hekuangrujinshengzhiyixia，nixiaozimofeixiangkangzhibucheng？”
yunxuanjiyitingzheihua，xinzhongdunshigedengyixia。
zijizheierzipingrilizuishiguaiqiaotinghua，suishuoliugongzhumingshengqueshibuzenmeyang，danneidaduodoushiwaijieyaochuan，zhizhebukexinye。
laofuxinxinkukuweiqianpaiyimenhunshi，zenmehuranjiubianlegerensideganzhengmiankangju？
“yaobu，rangdagexiulesaozi，jianggongzhuqujinmen？”
“ni！ni！nizheishishuodeshenmehua？weixiongyunisaozienaiyoujia，fuqihexie，wo……”
“xinglexingle，wojiukaigewanxiao！”
yunyubishidekanleyiyanzhengxiaoxinyiyitoumiaozijifurendedage，pei！qiguanyan！
“nizi！haibujilaofuxialai，cishiyichengdingju，meideshangliang，jibianshinicongwudingtiaoxialaishuaiduanletui，laofuyehuirangrentaizheniquleliugongzhu！”
yunxuanjinusejianzhang，tonghongzheyizhanglianzhizheyunyudama。
yunyumianseyouyuandekanxiangfuqin，zuichunnieruliangxia。
“zhendeyidianzhuanjidoumeiyoulema？fuqin，ninzheishibahaierwanghuokenglituia！”
“放肆！！”
yunxuanjiborandanuyishengdahe，zheihuaruoshichuanchuqu，tayunjiawanghoubiexiangyouanshengriziguo！
“nizheishishuodeshenmehua？xianbushuoliugongzhuxianliangshude，naishibixiahehuanghoudezhangshangmingzhu，bianshitaneihaochengzhanganchengdiyimeidemingtou，jiuzugounizuomengdouxiaoxingle！”
“zaishuole，shengzhidouyijingxiale，junwuxiyan，mofeinihaixiangrangbixiashouhuizhiyibucheng？”
“嗯？”
yunyumianseyidong，duia！
zijilaodiewufakangzhi，zijiyebuxiangzuosi，danshiquekeyixiangbanfaranghuangdijiangshengzhijishouhuiqu。
bujiushikanzhongleqianshenmunelaoshime？danggelvmaonan，beiguoxiazhileidebuganfankang！
ruoshiziwuyishoumingsheng，jiangzheiyunjiaerzidemingtougaochou。
到时候，呵呵。
bixia，ninyebuxiangninnverjiajiyigezhanganchenghuohaiba？
xiangdaozhei，tazuijiaoyilie，kanxiangxiafangsuoyourendeyanshenyebuaiyuanle，fanerjuedezijiafuqinshineimedeheaikeqin，bukuishizaifu，suibianyijuhuadounengjiejuenanti。
jiantahuranshensebianhua，yunxuanjixinzhonggedengyixia，meilaiyoudeyouxiehuangluan。
“suanle，jiranshengzhidouxiale，neierzibianguaiguairenming，lianggeyuehoulaolaoshishiquliugongzhujinjiamen！”
yunyuqishen，pailepaipigushangdehuichen，yebuzouzaojiujiahaodelouti，zhijieyigezongyuechaoxiafangtiaoqu。
咚的一声。
taneizhuangshuodeshenqusipingbawendezhandingzaidi。
“erzi，nizenmeyangle？youmeiyoushangzhe？nizheihaoduanduandeyouloutibuzou，ganmayaowangxiatiao，lai，ganjinrangniangkankan！”
yunmujianyunyuluodi，youxiehuangzhangdeganmangshangqianjianchaqizijierzi。
jiuyunyuneigangcaiyitiao，chadianmeibatadehunjihemei。
yunxuanjimianpichoulechou，zijiahaodaiyeshishuxiangmendi，zijigengshidangchaozaifu，daerzibushuomanfujinglun，qimayesuandeshangxiaoyoumingsheng。
pianpianzheigeerzi，shengdeyifujianshuoshencai，pifuyouhei，zhengyigewurenmoyang。
“muqinfangxin，haierwushi，woxiangtongle，jiranbunengfankang，neijiuhaohaoxiangshou。”
“neisha，wochuquyitang，ninhefuqinfangxinbianshi，wobuhuizaixiangbukaile。”
shuowan，yebudengqitarenzuochufanying，yiliuyandechaodamenwaibenqu。
zhiyoulianggeyueshijian，ruobuzaodianbamingshenggaochouranghuangdihuihun，zijixiabanbeizikejiuwanle！
chudeyunfudamen，tameiyousihaoyouyudechaopingkangfangbenqu。
ziwudiyibu，liangjianzuowanku！
xianzhaogezuidadechangzi，jiangzishenwankudemingtoujidachulai。
ranhouzaiquandasansuizhitong，jiaotibashilaoyu。