第3章 小嘴一叭就是骂

lingtoudeyayikanxiangyanqianshencaigaoda,kuanjianfengyaodenanzi,luchuweijuzhise。

“hehe,wuhui,womengejigeshishangshanzhuaxianfande,zhishijingguocichu,nikecengkanjian?”

xiaoweifanshoulilinzheliangzhixuelinlindetuzi,banzhelianse:“weicengkanjian,busong。”

“告辞告辞。”

yayikanlekantazhuangshuodejirouhexiongsheneshadebiaoqing,tunletunkoushui,lianmangdaizherenraolu。

suzhuxinyangmianchaotian,kanzhekengbianzhanzhedenanren,yiyanbianrenchulaitashicunzhangdeerzi,xiaoweifan。

tashizheipinganxianyidaizuiyoumingdeliehu,tianshengshenli,nengqinxiongliehu,weiminghehe,lianxianguanqiaojiantadouyaoraozhezou,buguaiyayidalegezhaomianjiuliule。

suzhuxinxinzhongqingxing,yaobushiyujianta,jintiankejiuweixianle。

dengdaoyayizouyuan,xiaoweifanyouyouzhuanshen。

tajugaolinxiadedingzhekenglidesuzhuxin,yuqilengmodewendao:“niyouzuoleshenmeshangtianhailideshiqing,beizheimeduoyayizhuidaocichu?”

suzhuxinmeihaoqidefanlefanbaiyan,“qiaonizheihuashuode,wojiuyidingshiganhuaishima?woshiweilebaxiaozhinvcongneigeyinzeixianguanshoudixiajiuchulai。”

xiaoweifanyanjingweiweimiqi,kanxiangsuxiaoyu,“nizenmeluodaoxianguanshoulile?”

suxiaoyushenchuxianxideshouzhi,zhilezhisuzhuxin,“shigugubawomaijixianguanle。”

tingba,xiaoweifanyanmouyichen,luchushenshendibiyizhise。

suzhuxindunganxinxu,lianmangjieshidao:“woyijingzhidaocuole,zheibushibarenjiuhuilailema?xiaodagenixingxinghao,kuaijiuwomenchuquba。”

xiaoweifanchixiaoyisheng,quchuyijuanshengsuo,diujinlekengli。

suxiaoyuzhuaizheshengzi,suzhuxintuozhetadepigu,qingeryijudebianbatasongchukeng。

kelundaosuzhuxindeshihou,xiaoweifanquejiangshengzichelehuilai,liangshoubaozaihuaili,miansebushan。

“ni……nizheishishenmeyisi……”

suzhuxinshouzuwucuo,zhilenglengdingzhexiaoweifan。

xiaoweifanbingmeiyoulihuita,zhuanerkanxiangsuxiaoyu,“niguguzuoeyebushiyitianliangtian,wozaojiukantabushunyan,jinribufangjiurangtaliuzaikenglichixiekutou。”

suxiaoyujiujieleyixia,ranhoulianmangyaoleyaotou。

“guguyijingzhidaocuole,woyuanyixiangxintayici,xiaoshushu,nijiubangtayiciba。”

yaozhidaozheiqingniushanshangyeshouhengxing,ruoshiyouyezhuzhileidedongxidiaojinkenglilai,suzhuxinpashiyaobeihuohuogongsi。

“meicuomeicuo,wozhendegaiguozixinle,biebaworengzaikengli!”

suzhuxinlianmangkaikoukenqiu,yanbabadewangzheta。

duiyutazheifangaiguodehua,xiaoweifansihaobuxin,zaitayanli,yigerenruofeishuozaoyuzhongdabiangu,xianglaidoushijiangshanyigaibenxingnanyi。

buguokanzaisuxiaoyudemianzishang,taguqiehaishijiangshengzifanglexiaqu。

suzhuxinxichuwangwai,lianmangchezheshengziwangshangpa。

ketadaodishidigulezijidetizhong,hengchihengchizhetengdebantian,jiaodoumeiyouliguodi。

suzhuxinbiaoqinggangadekanzhewaimianliangren,“zenmeban?”

xiaoweifanlenghengyisheng,huanhuandao:“bashengzixizaiyaoshang,wolanishanglai。”

wenyan,suzhuxinlianmangzhaozuo。

piankehou,talianhongbozicudetangzaidishangchuanqi。

“这个给你。”

suzhuxincongshenhouquchuyizhishanjidiuzaidishang,“ganggangdiaojinkenglijitazuosile。”

xiaoweifankanzheneizhiyijingbeiyabiandeshanji,zuijiaohenhenchouchuleyixia。

dengsuzhuxinchuanyunleqi,sanrenraoletiaoluxiashan,miandepengshangneiyibangziyayi。

danzoulemeiduoyuan,suxiaoyubuxiaoxinweilejiao,tengdeliandoubaile。

suzhuxinganmangjiangtabeizaishenshang,hengchihengchiwangshanxiazou。

xiaoweifangenzaihoumian,luchuchayidebiaoqing。

tasuiranhesuzhuxinbingbuxiangshu,dantingcunlirenshuoguo,tashigehaochilanzuode,erqieduiniangjiarenshifenkebo。

kejinriyijian,haoxiangchuanwenyebuquanshizhende。

xiadaoshanjiao,suzhuxinleidehanliujiabei。

suxiaoyuyouxieguoyibuqu,qingshengdao:“gugu,yaobuwozijixialaizouba?”

“buxing!nidouniushangle,haizenmezijizou?”

suzhuxinduanranjujue,yingbeizhetajinlecunzi。

jinlecunziyihou,xiaoweifanbianyutamenfendaoyangbiao。

suzhuxinbenlaishidasuanbaxiaozhinvsonghuijia,danshiluguopojiadeshihou,quebeipopowangshiyibalajinleyuanzi,zhizhebizichoumaleyidun。

“nizheigebuyaoliandejianren!qianglelaoniangdeyinziquwaimianyangyenanrenleshibushi?”

wangshiyitouyinseduanfaqier,zuijiaozhangzheyikemaozheheimaoderouzhi,yiliandejiansuankeboxiang。

kanzhetazheifuzuilian,suzhuxinjuedezhifanwei,lengshengmadao:“laobusidenizaihushuoshenme!wonaqushishuwozhinvqule!”

“你放屁!”

wangshitumohengfei,diediebuxiudao:“woganggangdoukanjianle,nigenzhecunzhangerziyikuaicongwaimianhuilaide!”

liangrenzhengchaozhe,menwaiyougechuanzherushandanzouludiaoerlangdangrenjinlai。

wangshijiantalai,yibajiangtaladaogenqian,“erzi!zheiponiangzaiwaimiantouren!niganjinbataxiule!lataqujinzhulong!”

tazheiyihao,cunlilinjufenfenweileguolai,jizaimenwaimiankanrenao。

wangshideerziliqingshanjianzheimeduorendouzaikan,lianshangdunshiguabuzhu,lishenghechi,“nizheiwuchifuren,juranbeizhewoganzheimebuyaoliandeshi!zhenshiyourusiwen!”

suzhuxinmianchenrushui,zheiwangshitiantiandoushuoliqingshanzaidushengxianshu,yihoukendingnengkaoshangxiucai,ketazheiyikaikou,nayoubanfendushurendeyangzi!

“buyaolian?zheishizaishuonimenzijiba?”

suzhuxinfanchunxiangji,zhengfengzuodui,“zicongjiadaonimenjia,wokeshimangliyoumangwai,nizheitanxingenhaozisideniang,tiantiancuannongwoquniangjialianchidaina,jinerhairangwoqubasaosaodenversongdaochenglimailehuanqianjitahua!”

“还有你!”

suzhuxinhenhendidengleyiyanliqingshan,biyidao:“wojiumeijianguonizheimewonangdenanren,niniangshuoshenmenijiutingshenme,ershichutouderenle,lianxizaohairangniniangbangni,shuonishifeiwuneidoushiwurufeiwule!”