“少帮主，小心！”
“erlengzi，kuaiyanhushaobangzhuzou，kuai！”
“shaobangzhunizaizuoshenme？buyaobianshena！nizheiyanghuimeimingde，bunengbian！”
qinyideyishihuanhuanfusu，ranhoujiutingjianerbiancaozayipian，weiweiqiankaiyidaofengxideyanjingkanjianleshubuqingderenyingzaihuangdong。
什么情况？
wozheishisilehaishimeisi？
我不是中枪了么？
变身又是什么鬼？
wushuyiwenyongshangxintou，qinyiganjueyishihuifulebushao，taheranfaxianzijijingranhaishizaizhanzhede！
beiqiangdazhonglebudanmeisi，fanerliandaozaidishangdoumeiyou？
zijideshengmingyouzheimewanqiang？
buguanzenyang，buyongsizongshihaode，suiranzhishengxiajigeyuebudaodeshengming，dannenghuoyitianshiyitian，haosiburulaihuozhe。
qinyixinzhongyouxiexiaojidong，yonglikongzhizheshenti，xiangyaochangshiyidongyixia，buliaoyongliguomeng，shentiyixiazicuanlechuqu。jinjiezhemohudeshixianzhongshanguoyidaobaiguang，xiongqiangdouranchuanlaiyizhensixinliefeidejutong，yanjingshunjianzhengda！
“erlengzi？erlengzi？”
“erlengzi，nibunengsi，a！wohenimenzheibangzaizimenpinle！”
“ao，doujiwoqusi！”
“啊！妖怪！”
“快跑！”
youshiyizhencaozashengxiangqi，qinyimenglongzhongkanjianyigejuwubadeshenyingcongtapangbianchonglechuqu，yibazhuazhuyigehetachabuduoderen，shuangbeiyiyongli，jiujiangzheigerensichengleliangban。
好凶猛！
莫非这真是在拍戏？
qinyixiangyaohaohaokanyixia，keshiyanpiyuelaiyuechen，suihoubianyoushiquleyishi。
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dengqinyizaicixinglaideshihoushizaiyizhangchuangshang，hunshenshangxiachanzhebaibu，xiangyaodongyixiadounan。
buguozheicitadeyishihenqingxing，meiyouleneizhonghunhunchenchendeganjue，zhengzheyanjinghaoqidedaliangzhezhouweidehuanjing。
zheishiyijianxiaxiaodewuzi，chuletatangzhedezheizhangchuangwaidishangyijingmeiletaiduodekongjian，suiyibaifangzhelianggepojiudejuzi，haiyizhangfanzhuoheliangbapoyizi。
qinyihenhaoqishisheibatafangdaolezheili，zijiwuyishishoulezhongshangde，anshuomeisidehuayinggaizaiyiyuancaidui，zenmehuipaodaozheimeyigeqiguaidedifanglai？zheiyebushizhibingdedifanga？
zheijianwuzilianyijianjiayongdianqidoumeiyou，mofeishishenshanlaolindangzhong？wobeirenxiechile？
yiwenhenduo，kexitadongdanbule，meibanfayanzheng。
“有人吗？”
“有没有人啊？”
“咳，咳咳。”
poqiexiangyaonongqingchuzhuangkuangdeqinyikaishidashenghuhan，ganghanliangshengjiuzhendexiongqiangjutong，kesouqilai。
“a！erlengzinixingle？taihaole，wozheijiugaosushaobangzhuqu！”
suizheqinyidehuhan，yigechuanzheguaiyifushidekuiwunanzituimenerru，fengfenghuohuodezaiqinyinaodaishangmolemo，querentaguoranxinglezhihouyoufengfenghuohuodezoulechuqu，quanchengmeijiqinyishuohuadejihui。
“erlengzi？sheishierlengzi？zheishizaizhaohuwome？”
qinyibeikuiwudahanyishengerlengzijijiaodemomingqimiao，xinxiangzheigaibuhuishibangfeiba？haishigejingshenbingbangfei？
jiuzaiqinyizhuaernaosainongbuqingchuzhuangkuangdeshihou，wumenzaicibeituikai，yigegengjiakuiwude、heiyouyoudezhuanghanxingchongchongzoulejinlai，shenhougenzhehaojigeren，yixiazibaxiaowujidemanmande。
“hahaha，wojiushuonixiaozimeineimerongyisi，dananbusibiyouhoufu，zheicinijiulewoyiming，shuoba，yaoshenmejiangli？”
zhuanghanyanyushuangkuai，xiaoshengsatuo，jiqinyiyizhonghaomaizhigan。buguotaxianzaigenbennongbuqingchuzhuangkuang，meiganhuluanjiehua，zhinengzhuangchuyifumangranzhitai，jingjingdeguanchazhewuzilimianderen。
wuyi，zheiyihuorenshiyizheigezhuanghanweizhude，jiehezhiqianneigedahandeyanyu，cirenyinggaijiushineigeshenme‘shaobangzhu’le。dankanqishensetaidu，sihubuxiangbangfei，bangfeibukenengduitazheimereqing。kezheigechangmianyebuxiangshipaixi，yinweimeiyoushexiangji，yemeiyoudaoyan，kanlaikanquyemeikanchugeshenmelai，baqinyinongdemomingqimiao。
jianqinyibantianmeiyouhangsheng，juhanhoumianyigeguangtoushouxiaodeheiyinanzirenbuzhule，cuandaoqinyichuangbianduiletayixiashuodao：“zenme，nixiaozibuhuishibeikanhutule，meitingjianshaobangzhudehuame？”shuowanpinpinduitashiyanse。
“shenmehua？”qinyixiayishidejieleyiju，shideguangtounanzhifanbaiyaner。
“hahaha，haole，wolimeiniangsuiranshiyijienvliu，danyebunengbaibairangshouxiadangdaozi，tingshuoqinerlengniyizhixiangyaochengweigaoshou，neiwojiubawoxiuliandexinfachuanjini，zaijinipeihedaaoshentideyaocai，zhiyuninengbunengchenggongwokejiubuguanle。chucizhiwaizaijiniyibailiangyinzi，bingtishengweiwodeqinwei！”
“嘶！”
juhandehuayinyiluo，wuneidunshixiangqileyipianxiqideshengyin，suoyourenkanxiangqinyideyanshendouchongmandexianmu，kanlaizheijianglizhendeshihenhouzhong。
buguoqinyibenrenquemeiyougandaoruhegaoxing，tasuoyoudexinshendoubei‘limeiniang’he‘yijienvliu’zheilianggecihuijijingdaile！
难道说？
莫非？
或许？
可能？
有那么一丢丢？
yanqianzheigetietayibandezhuanghanjingranshigenvde！
edigeshenshenshenshen······
“haole，ben**xianzoule，nihaohaoyangshang，yanghaolekuaidianhuibanglibaodao，yelangbangneiqunzasuizhenshiyuelaiyuexiaozhangle，bixujitamendianeryansekankancaixing！”
本**？
qinyitingjianyanqianjuhandeziwochenghubuyoutoupiyima。
meiguanqinyidemangran，juhanshuowanyifanjianglizhihoubiancongcongerqu，kanyangzishizhendehenmang，buguoqinyifaxianduifanglinzouzhiqiankantadeyanshenhenshiyouxierangrenzhuomobutou。
sihuyouneimeyidiandiandewenrou？yisisidewumei？yihuoshineimeyisisideguanxin？
这一定是错觉！
qinyidalegelengzhan，chadianmeibashangkoushangdebengdaijibengkai。
manwuziderendousuizheshaobangzhuzoule，buguoyouyigerenqueliulexialai，jiushizhiqianduitadayansedeguangtounanzi，beiliuxiazhaoguta。
qinyixintouyouqianbanyiwen，buguoquebuganzhendewenchulai，xianzaiqingkuangbuming，haishixianzhuangyabadehao，wanyinajuhuashuobuduile，henkenengchanshengyanzhongdehouguo。
“heihei，woshuoqinerlengnixiaozixinga，meikanchulainihaizhenyoudianerxuexing，guanjianshihoutishaobangzhudangledao，zheikeshijiuleshaobangzhuyiming，nixiaozimashangjiuyaofeihuangtengdale，daoshihoukebiewanglexiongdiwohuangsan。”
“hehe，zenmekeneng，wojiusuanzaizenmeyebunengwanglexiongdinia！”qinyiyanshenshanleshan，suikouyingfuzhe。
duifangdezheixiehuajiletabushaodexinxi，tayijingkeyikendingzheibushipaixile，suiranzheixierenchuandedouhenqiguai，xiangshigudaizhuangshu，danbukenengpaizheimezhangdejingtou，yebukenengzheimezhenshi，gengbieshuogenbenmeiyoushexiangdeshebeile。
zheigeqingjingyebuxiangshibangjia，bangfeibuhuipaolaijitayanzheimeyichuxi，chufeizhenshijingshenbingbangfei。
neimeyanxiasihuzhiyouneimeyigebutaikenengdekeneng，danzheiyetaihuangmiule！
“neige，keke，woshuohuangxiongdi，xianzaibangliqingkuangzenmeyangle？”qinyinaozhonglveyisisuo，xiaoxinyiyidehaishichuyanshitan，shizaishinongbumingbaizhuangkuangtananyianxin。
“唉！”
jiaohuangsandeguangtounanzitanlekouqigangyaoshuohua，huranyoutinglexialai，yongqiguaideyanshenkanlekanqinyi，sihuyouxiebutaigaoxingdeshuodao：“woshuoqinerlengzi，nizheishiyaofeihuangtengdalexianghewohuaqingjiexiana，zenmehaizheimekeqiqilaile？niyiqiankeshiyizhijiaowotuzide。”
“额！”
qinyiyidun，yanjingzhuanleliangxia，lianshangjichuweinudeshense，pielepiezuizhuangsibuxiedeshuodao：“woshuohuangtuzi，nishibabeizibudaichuxide，jiaoniyishengxiongdinidaohaibuleyi，tianshengjiushiyifujianpizi。”
shuowan，qinyijiujinzhangdeguanchaduifangdeshentai，zhijianduifangdeshensemingxiansonglexialai，lianshangyeluchulexiaorong，xipixiaoliandeshuodao：“heihei，zanjiuyijianming，tingbuguanneiwenzhouzhoudehuayu，haishizheituzitingzheshutan，niganggangneiyishengxiongdihewoyitiao，wohaiyiweininaozibeikanhuaileni！”
“pei！ninaozicaihuaidiaoleni，ganjinjiwonongdianshui，wokele！”qinyipeileyisheng，xiaomaleyiju，duifangpidianpidiandenongshuiqule。
dengdaoduifangchulewuzi，qinyilianseyixiazibiandejingcaiqilai，suiranhenhuangmiu，dantahaishiyoubachengkeyiqueren，takongpashizaoyudaolexiaoshuozhongdechuanyueqingjie，bianchengleyigechuanyuezhe，fouzenanyijieshiyanqianzheiyiqie。
dangran，yaojutiquerendehua，haixuyaozaiyanzhengyifancaixing。
buyihuier，huangsannaleshuihuilai，haishiwende，qinyizhenyoudianerkele，yiwanshuiyikoukelexiaqu，ranhouyoupangqiaocejidekaishitaohua。
“tuzi，banglimianxianzaiqingkuangzenmeyang？”qinyisuibianzhaolegetupokou，fanzhengxianzaitashiliangyanyimohei，zhiyaoduifangshuohua，tajiunengmodaoyixiexinxi。
“hainengzenmeyang？”huangsanpielepiezui，“laobangzhuxianzaineiyangdezhuangkuang，luzhanglaotamengenbenmeixinsiduifuwaidi，yixinxiangyaozhengquanduoli，ruguobushishaobangzhuzhenshe，gujizanmenzhangshengbangbangzhudeweizhizaojiuhuanrenle！”
qinyiweibujuechadezhoulezhoumei，andaozheigezhangshengbangsihubushihentaipingdeyangzia！
buguosihuneigetietayibandeshaobangzhu，duile，shinvshaobangzhu，kanyangzihaishihenyoushilide，buguanshigerenshilihaishituantishili，jingrankeyizhensheyizhongzhanglao，zheijiuzugoulihai，taxianzaishizheigerendeshouxia，zanshianquanbuhuiyoushenmewenti。
xintoulvean，qinyijixutaohua，“tuzi，shaobangzhuzenmeyang，zhiqianneiyizhanzhongmeiyoushoushangba？”