第一章 发飙的上门女婿

diyizhangfabiaodeshangmennvxu

“lidong,qubawazixile!douduilehaojitianle,niyanxiaa?”lidongxiwanwan,gangzhunbeizaishafashangzuoxia,pangbiankandianshidelaopobianyijiaochuaizailidongshenshang。

lidongdelaoposuqingrouchuanzheyitiaoboshashuiqun,jifubaixi,shouzhijia,jiaozhijiadouranzhedahongse,dequehenxinggan!kexi,jiehunyinianduole,lidongliansuqingroudeshoudoumeimodaoguo。shaoweikaojinyidian,suqingroubianyaodama。

lidongshentiliangqiangleyixia,yitiandemangliu,leidehunshendouyaosanjiale。tashiyigekuaidiyuan,zaoshangliudianshangban,yizhiyaomangdaowanshangqibadiancainengxiaban!

huidaojialiyaozuofan,xiwan,tuodi......shenzhi,chifandeshihoudoubunengshangzhuozi,zhinengchilaopoheyuemushengxiadeshengcaishengfan,youshihougenbenchibubao。

erlaopomeitianxiawuwudianxiaban,yuemugengshitiantiantiaoguangchangwu,damajiang,shadoubugan,jialishenmedoudengzheliyuelaizuo!

为什么?

yinweilidongshiyigewonangdeshangmennvxu!

lidonglaojiazainongcun,jialihenqiong,meiqianqulaopo。suqingroujialidangshidayingranglidongzuoshangmennvxudeshihou,haijuedelidongzhanleduodadebianyi。

“hao,wozheijiuxi!”lidongshenhuxiyikouqi,youmangbudiedejinweishengjian,jiangjishuangwazixiganjing,lianghao。

lidongbixuyaoren!fumunianjidale,lidongmeigeyuegongzidoushangjiaole,xiangyaoxiaojingfumujibaikuai,bixuyaoqiusuqingrou。

lidonggangcongweishengjianchulai,suqingrouyoukaishizhishilidong,“qu,jiwohemaxuegepingguo!”

“hao!”lidongduanzhepingguo,quchufangxuehaolesange。dijisuqingrouheyuemuyirenyige,shengxiayige,lidongnaqilai,zhunbeizijichi。gangcaizhichileyidianshengcaishengfan,lidonggenbenmeichibao。

danlidonghaimeiyaodaopingguo,suqingroubianyibazhangdazailidongdeshouwanshang,“niganshenme?rangnichipingguoleme?”

“jiushi,nizhidaozheipingguoduoshaoqianyijinme?zheizhongdongxishininengchide?”pangbianyuemuyebangqiangzhizezhelidong。

lidongxinzhongyizhenhuoqizhimao,laozixinxinkuku,yigeyuesongkuaidi,zenmezhengdeyeyouwuliuqianba?chigepingguodoubuxing?

danxiangdaojintianyaocongsuqingroushoulijifumunawubaikuaixiaojingqian,lidonghaishirenzhule。jiangpingguofangzaipanzili,lidongshaoweidunledun,ruoruodekaikoudao,“qingrou,neige......zheigeyuegaijiwodiemajiqianle,wobayoushengbingle......”

lidongdehua,dunshirangsuqingrouyileng,lianseshunjianmaqilai,“jiqian,jiqian!nineiqiongguifumu,jiuzhidaoyaoqian,chuleyaoqian,tamenhaizhidaobiedeme?yangzheimeyigesongbaoerzi,haihaoyisi!”

meiciyaoqiandeshihou,suqingroudoushizheigetaidu,lidongxinliyizhibiezhehuo。danyizhirenzhebale,buguotingdaosuqingrouzheiyangmafumu,lidongyouxierenbulele,“qingrou,zhuyinideyanci,tamenbijingshiwofumu!”

shuohuadetongshi,lidongliansebiedeyipiantonghong,douqichongchongdezhanqilai,quantouniedejinjinde,qingjinbaolu,sihusuishiyaodarenyiyang。

suqingroucongshafashangzuozhileyaoban,yilianbishidekanzhelidongdao,“yohe,zenme,fanlea!yaodaren?lailailai,nidayigeshishi?nijintiangandongyigenshouzhitou,niyigezidoubiexiangnadao!”

lidongdegongzikadoushangjiaole,suoyi,pingshilidongxiangyaoyongdianqian,douyaoqiudiediegaonainaideqiusuqingrou。

xiangdaozailaojiashoukudefumu,lidongbiequdeshouwandouzaiweiweizhandou。

忍了!

weilefumushaoshoudianku,zheixieweiqujiuzijirenleba!

“dui......duibuqi......”lidongdixianaodai,zhongxinzaishafashangzuoxia,dishengduisuqingroudaoqianleyiju。

suqingroudeyidelengxiaoyisheng,“heng,liangniyebugan!bushiwoshuonineishengbingdelaodie,haiburusilesuanle,huozhedouburuyitiaogou......”

suqingrouhaizaijixushuluozhelidongfumudebushi,dancishi,lidongnaodaiquehonglongyishengzhaliekailai,shuangyanyipiantonghong,“suqingrou,nishuoshenme?niyouzhongzaishuoyibian?”

cishidelidongwanruofafengledefenggouyiyang,jiangsuqingroudouhehuleyidatiao,pangbianyuemuyebuyouchelechesuqingroudeyijiao。

marenjiafumushigou,zheidequeyoudiantaiguofenle。

buguo,suqingrouzirenweichidinglelidong,lenghengyishengdao,“wojiushuole,woshuonidieliangoudouburu,zenmele?”

噌!

suqingrouhuayugangluoxia,lidonghulayixiazhanqilai,erhuabushuo,huidongshouzhang,yibazhangbianmengranshanzaisuqingroulianshang。

啪!

jieshideyibazhang,shanzaisuqingroulianshang,dunshifuxianlewugeshouzhiyin。ersuqingrougengshibeishandedaozaishafashang,yilianbukesiyidekanzhelidong,“ni......nifanleni,nijurangandawo?”

lidongcishifangfobianlegerenyiyang,“heng,danizenmele?nizheigeedudenvren,laozishougoule!dabulelihun......laozimeibiyaojiangnidanggunainaiyiyangsihouzhe......”