第1章 出事了

“xieqiufangxiaodeneimelihai!zuowanyidingshibeishirunguode......”

“chenxiaolanyouzhangtuihezhangtui。dangtazoulushi,tadetuihenjin,tajueduibuhuijinanpengyou。buxingdeshi,zheiwuzhongganjuetaichangjianle。”

shixishenglingyu——zuozaibangongshidemenkou,yongyuanzhubiwan,zuilixiezhewenzi。

lingyuhenwunai。shichengyiyuanyouhenduonvxing。kenengtamenmeiyoutaiduokekandedongxi。qiannvyoufengxiaoyeshinvxingzhongzuihaode。

zhiyouzheimingnvziyutafenshou,bingchengweiyixueyuanfuyuanzhanghanfeideyidui。

duiyufuyuanzhangdeerzi,woshiquleliangniandeganqing。lingyuxiangdaolefengxiao,xiangzheshichenglunxianzhiqiandeguoqu,renbuzhubaozhequantou:“nimendouxiangbudaoba,fanglong,benshaohuifujiyile!dengwoshahuiyanjing,shiwode,sheiyenabuzou!”

lingyudeyanjinghenleng,shanyaozhezhizaibidedehanmang......

zoulanglichuanlaiyiduijiaobusheng,yourenjiao“yisheng,yisheng......”

lingyuzouchubangongshi,yiqunrenyijingyuanjin,hulalazaibangongshimenkou,lingyubeiqizhongyimingnvxingsuoxiyin,nvzizhangdexiangge20sui,yishenheisexizhuang,sxingjingzhijishenzuidaxiandudizhanxianchulai。

zhiyaotashiyigenanren,nijiubuhuibeizheigejueduiwanmeideshencaisuoxiyin!

xiongbuyoudayoushou,buzhiming。tashiyishuangzhangtui,suoyiyishuangbaisehezhidexuebaizhangtui,ruguotazaijianbangshang......

shouqinvrenshenshangdehuanxiang,lingyujiangzhuzhongnvrendewuguan。

终极身体!

wuganshifenjingzhi,fengjingruhua,wanmeiwuxia。zongzhi,zheishiyigeci,meili!

suirancishilianbuhenjinzhang,danquewufayangaitameilisishesuodailaidemirenfengge。

lingyuzanbujuekou,jiushizaishoudou,hennanyujianzheimemeilidemeinv,tabujinduokan!

zheigenvren,taxihuanta!

neigenvrentuizhelunyi。lunyishiyigeyijinghundaodelaoren。laorendelianshihongsede,tadeyanjingshibizhede,tadejinqilianghendi,tazongshizhunbeihaosi。

nvrenfeichangcongmang:“yisheng,laikankanwodezufu,tazenmele?”

zailingyiweiyishengbangongshi,liangmingyishengchulaile。nanxingshilingyuzaiyixueyuandefuzerenhanfei,erzheimingnvzishilingyudeqiannvyoufengxiao。

gouhenanren,benzhengzaizhaoni,nizaizheili!

hanfeiyibianzhuyizhelingyu,yibianqingmiedezuichunluchuyisichaoxiaodexiaorong。tarenweitashishenglizhe。tabuzhidaotadeshoushizhishilingyuyanzhongdexiaochou。

zhanzaitashenbian,fengxiaodelianshangouerhuibeizhenjing,danhenkuaijiuxiaoshile。renmenzoudaolegaofeng。tazhishiweizijizuochulezhengquedexuanze。

hanfeizouxiangheisedemeinv,tadeyanshenjingren,daizhesanjiaoxingdemeili:“huaitexiaojie,wohenjiumeijiandaonile。”

baibingyuyanruotaodepiaolianglianshangbumanlebinglengdeyiceng:“kankanwozufudeyangzi,wobixujiuta!”

hanfeilianshangluchuyizhongjiaohua,mirendebiaoqing。tazoushangqianqumoleyixianeigelaorendejingdongmai,dakailetadeyanjian,yongyizhigangbiceshileshoudiantong。talijitigaoshengyinbingfanfushuo:“shengmingtizhenghenruo。kuaisu,zhunbeihaojiuyuan。”“fengxiao,jiuyuanche!zhurushenshangxiansu!hushi,chuzhanqichongdian!”

fengxiaobajiuyuancheconghushideshouzhongtuikai,shenshangxiansubeizhuruzhusheqibingzhurulaorendeshoubei。

baibingyujiekailelaorenbozishangdeyifu,luchulelaorenshouruodeshenti。

kandaobaibingyuheirenmeinvdexingdong,lingyuguzhangdiantou。zheigenvhaishanzhangbiaoyan。kanlaizheiweilaorenshiyiyuandechangke。

hanfeiyongshuangshouzhuazhuchuzhanqi,jiangtayazailaorendexiongqian。zheiweilaorendeshentisihufandanbingshuaidaozailunyishang。jingguoyifanzhetengzhihou,zheiweilaorenbujinmeiyouxinglai,shenzhilianfaxiedoubianruole。ruguotameiyougutou,zhenggerensihudouzuozailunyishang。

kandaotahou,hanfeizoushangqianqudakailaorendeyanpi,duibaibingyugandaoyihan:“duibuqi,baixiaojie,nihaizaihuijiazuozhunbei。”

“shenme?”yiduizhongniannannvchongleguolai,shenzheshechifuzhuangdezhongnianmeinvhandao:“jiniwoyuanlizuihaodezhuanjia。ruguonibunengbaocun,nideyiyuanmaibuqita!”

kandaozhongnianfunvhetashenbiandezhongniannanzi,hanfeidetoupimamule。ruguozhishibaibingyu,tarengrankeyiyingfuta。ruguobailongchenghesuyanwen,tarenweizheilianggerenzhendeyounenglijishichengyiyuan:“baixiansheng,baifuren,meiguanxi,bairensongdetaiwanle,wo,womenyijingjinlile“。

lingyumanmanzoudaoqianmian,zhanzailunyipangbian,shenxiyikouqi。baibingyuxiangbizilisanfachudandandexiangqi。

zheigenvrenmeili,fenfang,zuyirangfengxiaolanzouchuyibaitiaojiedao。zheiyangdenvrenbeichengweinvren。

lingyufushenkanzhezuozailunyishangdelaoren,tadeshouzhizhuazhuletademaibo。hanfeilijibeichaoxiao,tadeshengyinbingbugao,tatulelianggezi:“langfei。”

hanfeidezuietanxilingyu:“lingyu,nizenmenengfenxiangzheige?tingxialai!“

lingyutingzhishenzi,lengjingdishuodao:“woshuonibujinshigeyongyi,yeshilangfei。”

“nishuoshenme?”hanfeishidiyicibeiyimingnianqingdeshixishenggongkaimieshi,tahenshengqi:“nibushishixisheng,nihuikandaoyizhongduomaobing?wodeyuqibitiankongda!””

kandaotahou,fengxiaojinqulalingyubingwenleyizhanglian:“ling,lingyu,wojiduni,wobudui,danqingxubushihenmianqiang,woxianzaixihuanhanfei。qiyudenixiangshaohouzaishuoma?“