“shoushenbuchulai?”shei?”
wogaosuni，nanrenshihuaide!(chulewo)
shoubuleyidian，jingranzhaochounanrenlaiqiwo。
kankannipangbianneitaosedeyanjing，mizheyanjing，zaikanshenme?
haiyouneigeyouwoyibanshuaidegeshou?
haole，bieshuole。tashibianyide。】
wolijie!wolijie!woshixuanxiange!woshibjihua!
[稍等。]
ruguozuowantaijinzhangle，wodaoqian。
wobaozhengzaiyebuhuizheimezuole。
这还不够吗?
wulunduomeruanruo，doushiguanrendezunyan。
我:……
wodemaohetadegouzuowandaleyijia。goushoushangle。yinuzhixia，tabawodemaodepanpajiashuaihuaile。
woshengqidizhaodaolegangzuowanzuoyedexuyangshan，taquejichuyigejueqiangdeweixiao:“haimeichedihuaidiao?”danwohuijiniyigexinde。”
“wodewangcaimeidaguniang，nandaonide**naochengzheiyang，faxianyizhimaocongkongzhongpajiachulaile?”
“nibumingbai。zheishinanrendezunyan。”
“buyaozairangbule，womenshihaizi!”
tajintianzenmeshuodezheimeqiguai?
buguoxietianxiedi，haozaitouxianghenichengzhongkanbudaoxuyangshandehenji，fouzetadegaolengyanyuanbujingjiuhuibengta。
raner，xuyangshandejingshenzhuangtaisihubingbuwending:
还是不回留言?】
你叫得太多了。】
qitananrendouhenchou，xiangxinwo。
wohenwoshigehaoren，zuowanmeiyoubanichedichaisan!!
"made，woshoubulele，kuaizhalediqiu"
…
yuyanwufabiaodatadeganshou，suoyitaxuanzebodashipindianhua。
tajihushiwodexinzangtingzhitiaodong。
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xiangdaoshiyehoupingtangzailijiaoqiaoxia，wozhijiegandaolelengzhan。
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