第3章 不能打女人

“zhangdaneng,jinlaimianshi!”yigemeinvconghuiyishichulaihanleyisheng,kebantianbujianrenyingsheng,nvhaiyouhanlejibian,haishimeirenyingsheng。

lixiaoyaoxintouyidong,xiaozhezhanqishendao:“nihao。”

meinvshangshangxiaxiabalixiaoyaodaliangyitong,wendao:“nishizhangdaneng?”

lixiaoyaodao:“dui,woshi。”

meinvzhoulezhoumei,kankanlixiaoyao,youditoukankanjianlishangdezhaopian,mingxianbushitongyiren。

“nizenmehezhaopianzhangdebuyiyang?”

lixiaoyaodao:“neishiwopangdeshihou,xianzaiwoshoule。”

meinvmeixiangtaiduo,dagaixiangbudaohuiyourenzaimianshishangdongshenmeshoujiao,erqiezheiliyemeiyouqitarendaying。

meinvdaizhelixiaoyaozoudaoleyigehuiyishi,tuimenjinqu,wuziliyousangemianshiguan,liangnvyinan。

lixiaoyaodadaluoluodezuozaisanrenmianqian,gangzuoxia,zhongjiandenanrenhuranhedao:“sheirangnizuoxiale?zenmeneimemeiyoulimao?”

lixiaoyaokanlenanrenyiyan,meidalita,nachuliangzhangjianlisuiyidediguoqu,wendao:“jiweizenmechenghu?”

nanrenbushuangwendao:“womensangeren,nijiunaliangzhangjianli,shenmeyisi?”

lixiaoyaoxiaolexiao,dandandaodao:“zheibumingbaizheme,buxiangjini。”

nanrenyanjingyideng,zhizhedamen,nudao:“chuqu,nidemianshijieshule。”

lixiaoyaoshenziweiweihoukao,datuiqiaoertui,yifujugaolinxiadebiaoqing,dao:“nidezhiwushixingzhengzhuanyuan,nixianzaimianshidezhiweishishichangbuzongjingli,ruguowoshini,yidingbuhuiyongzheizhongtaidushuohua。”

nanrendangrantingdedonglixiaoyaoshuozheijuhuashishenmeyisi,talengxiaoliangsheng,dao:“hehe,nijuedeniyidingshinengbeiluyongle?”

lixiaoyaotanletanshou,dao:“weishenmebuneng?”

pangbianlianggemeinvmeiyoulihuiliangrenduihua,tamenditoukanzhelixiaoyaodejianli,yuanbenyinweilixiaoyaoguoyuputongdechuanzheeryousuoqingshi,danshizheifenqingshisuizheyanxiadejianli,shunjianxiaoshi。

zuobiandemeinvjiaozhuoyi,shidongshizhangzhuli。

youbiandemeinvjiaozhangmeng,shishichangbujingli。

zhuoyifangxiajianli,kanzheyilianwanshibugongdelixiaoyao,yanjingliduoleyisixingqu。

“womenfanlanguojidehezuofangbianbugegexingye,ruguoshuo,zuijinwomenxuyaotuiguangyigemingxing,nijuedeyongshenmeyangdemoshibijiaohao?”

zheijiushizaijilixiaoyaochutimule,ruguotadehuidarangjirenmanyi,neimebeiluyongdejihuijiudalehenduo。

lixiaoyaoxianglexiang,dao:“mingxingtuiguanggenwomianshidezheigezhiweimeiyourenheguanxi,woyingpindeshishichangbuzongjingli,suoweishichang,jiushikaituoheweiwenqitahezuofang。zhiyutuiguangbaozhuangmingxing,shicehuabugaizuodeshiqing,nimenxiangxinwojiuluyongwo,buxiangxinjiusuanle。”

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shifenzhonghou,lixiaoyaoconghuiyishizouchulai,jiuzaiganggang,zhuoyihezhangmenghetawoleshou,bingqiegaozhita,yidanmianshiyoujieguo,jiuhuilijitongzhita。

lixiaoyaoconglianggemeinvyanjinglideshensekanchulai,tamenduizijifeichangmanyi,jibenshangzheifengongzuosuanshidingxialaile。

dao:dao:dao:dao:lixiaoyaomeijizhelikai,tajiuzuozaizoulangshang。zheiliyoumianfeidekongdiaoheyinliao,waimianshijiejinsishidudegaowen,takebuxiangzheigeshijianchuqubaoshai。

buzhidaozenmehuishi,zoulanglihuranyouzhengchaoshengxiangqi。

“pingshenmetanengshang,wobunengshang?”

“heimu,yidingyouheimu!jingranrangxiaobailianzuobaoan,laozibufuqi!”

lixiaoyaozhengkaiyanjingkanlekan,shiyiqunwudasancuyingpinbaoanderen,zhengzaijiaoma,tadagainongmingbaishizenmeyihuishile,yidingshiyingpinbaoan,meiyouyingpinshang。

zheicengloubushaolailaiwangwangdenvsheng,doubeizheiyimuhedaole。

zheixielaiyingpindenanrenbenlaijiubushishenmegaosuzhide,xinlishengqibushuang,hurankanjianyiqunshoulejingdenvren,xinlidunshichanshengyixiexieedexiangfa。

“heihei,xiaomeimei,buyaopama,gegekebuhuiduinizenmeyang,lai,ranggegebaobao。”yigenanrenzoushangqu,shenshoujiuqumoyigenvhaideliandan。

lixiaoyaokanjianzheifuchangjing,meitoudunshizhouqilai。

tazhanqilai,suishoucongshenbianyigenvhaidetoufashangnianqiyigenfazan,chaozheneigenanrendiuleguoqu。

“咻!”

fazanshechuannanrendeshouzhang,jianqiyidaoxianxue,nanrencanjiaoshengdunshixiangqi。

“cao,zouzheixiaozi!”jirencemu,dunshiciyaliezui。

ershijigezhuanghan,fafengsidechaozhelixiaoyaoyongqu,duanduanjimiaozhong,jiubataweizhule。

chouxiaozi,nitemezhaosishiba?”

lixiaoyaotailetaiyanpi,pailepaiganggangbeihedaodenvhai,duizheixiezhuanghandao:“danvrenshilaozizuikanbuguandeshiqing,buguannimenchuyushenmeyuanyin,baoqian,jintianwodejiaoxunnimen。”

“yo,kouqibuxiao,xiangyingxiongjiumei,kankannidengxiazenmegouxiongchixiang!gejige,shang!feileta”。”dao:“biepa,bayanjingbishang,shudaowushizhengkaiyanjing,qishisanshiyechabuduo。”

nvhaitinghuadebishangyanjing,huangluandediandiantou,momingqimiaoanzhaolixiaoyaodehuazuoleqilai,ditoukaishixiaoshengshushu。

lixiaoyaoshangqianyibu,dingzhunleyigechongshanglaitituidenanren,mengdiyijiaodengzainanrenxiaotuishang,ganjingliluo。

nanrenbeizheiguliliangdengdeshiqupingheng,xiangqianyipazailegegoukenshi。

“xiaozi,baoshangminglai,natiaodaoshangde!”

“heng,**,tingshuoguomeiyou!”lixiaoyaohuayinyiluo,bianxiaoshizaileyuandi。