第2章 完美男人和花痴女人

**yunnuanjiuduozaicesuolimian,zhidaoneishengyinwanquanxiaoshibujian,caidadadesongleyikouqi,zaiquedingneirenkendingyijingzoulezhihou,caiqiaoqiaodetuikailecesuomendeyijiao,yinweizhishiyigexiaofeng,suoyikandaoshixianfanweilimianmeiyouren,**yunnuanfangxindezoulechulai。

queturankandaoyigegaodadeshenyingbeiduizheziji,suirankeyihenmingxiankanchubushiganggangneigenanren,dan**yunnuanhaishiheleyitiao,yigenanrennengzheimedanrandezhanzainvcesuolimian,gujiyebushishenmehaoniao!

“biantai!”**yunnuanbaozhuxiong,handao。kenengshiyinweihelejiudeyuanyin,benlaiyinggaishifeichangyizhengyancidekongsushengjiubianchenglexiaoshengeryouruannuodedigu。

nanrenhaoxiangtingjianle**yunnuandeshengyin,shenzixianshijiangyingleyixia,ranhouhenkuaidejianggangjiekaiyibandepidaikoushangzhuanguoshenlai。

kanyangzishixiangyaoxiaojie,quebei**yunnuanbanlushalechulai。

cesuodedengguangbingbushitebiemingliang,danshineinanrenjiuhaoxiangshizidaifaguangtiyiyang,jianzhijiuyaoshandao**yunnuandeyanjingle!yitouheifaliluodedazaitoushang,wuguanlitilunkuofenming,yishuangrutongheiyaoshiyibandexiazhangmouzizaicesuohunandedengguangxiayouxieyaoyideganjue,danshijiantingdebiziyouxiandegangyingshifen,haiyouzuixiamianneibobodeshuangchun……

tingshuobochundenanrendoushiboqingren……

**yunnuanyouxiechichidekanzhenanren,zuilibuzijuedetuchuyouzhongdegantan:“wanmei!shuaidejianzhiyaochongpotianjile!”

nanrenzhouzhemeitouyouxieyanfandekanzhe**yunnuan,congnaohailimianweitazhaodaoleyigefeichangtieqiedexingrongci“huachi”。

wangpangbianzouleliangbuxiangyaoganjinlikai,danshihaimeilaidejijiubei**yunnuantuidaoleyibian,tagangyaoshuoxieshenme,jiukandao**yunnuanduizheganggangzijimianqiandematongtudehuntianheidi。

kanzhe**yunnuandedongzuo,nanrenjimangtuidaoyipangbuzaikanta,gangmaileliangbushenhoudeyijiaojiubeirenzhuozhule,suihoujiushiyigeruanruandeshenziyaleguolaiheputiangaididejiuqi。

nanrenyinrensideniejinlequantou,xianqideyonglianggenshouzhijiang**yunnuanlindaoyibian,gangyaobatarengdaodishang,jiubeijishigandaojiubadejiangwenyushangqianliangbubaozailehuaili,“buhaoyisi,buhaoyisi,wopengyouhaoxiangshiheduole!”

jiangwenyukanzhehuailijihukuaiyaohunmibuxingde**yunnuanjianzhijiuyaowunaile,wodegunainaia,zheikeshinance!

gangxiangyaozaidaogeqian,sheizhiyitaitoujiukandaonanrenhaoxiangbingzhayiyangbinglengdeyanshen,suoyouxiangshuodehuadunshigengzaihoutou。

nanrenbochundongledong,shixianluozaiyou**yunnuanshouzhihualuodehongseyeti,youkanlekanzijidebaisechenshan,zuihoushenmeyemeiyoushuo,zhuanshenlikaile。

jiangwenyuzheicaiganchuandaqi,gangyaojiaoxunjiaoxun**yunnuan,jiuganjuedaoxiongqianyouhuani**redeyetihuanhuanliuxia,tarenzhulepangzou**yunnuanyidundechongdong,yaoyaqiechidao:“**yunnuannizheisiyatoudoutugunainaishenshangle!ni……nishouzenmehuishi!?”

toutengleyisu,**yunnuanxingguolaijiufaxianzijiqingqingshuangshuangdetangzaiyizhangfensedexiaochuangshang,renchuzheishiguimidechuang,taanxindeshuleyikouqi,gangzhunbeizaimiyihuier,faxiantaxingledejiangwenyuyigebaozhenjiurengleguolai,“nizenmehuishia,ganghuiguojiupaodaojiubamaizui?zhibuzhidaogunainaiwozuotianshifeileduodadeliqi,caibaninonglehuilaide,gengesizhuyiyang!”

benlaihaoxiangyijingpaodaonaohoudechangjingyouzhongxinfuxian,**yunnuanyankuangfase,balianmaizaizhentoushang,menshengdao:“guchengxuanchuguile……”

“nishuoshenme!?”jiangwenyudedasangmenbuchusuoliaodexiangleqilai,suihouxiaopaodaochuangbian,jiang**yunnuanlaleqilai,“niganggangshuoshenmeni,woshibushierduobuhaoyong,chuxianhuanjuele?”

“meiyou,wodangshiyeyiweizijishichuxianhuanjuele,danshibushi!woqingqingchuchudeqinyankandaotaheneigenvrenshangchuang,jiuhaoxiangbabainianmeijianguonvrenside,yijinmenjiubaneinvrendeyifu……”**yunnuanyaozhuxiazuichun,xinlimenmendefateng。

“bushiba,guchengxuanshineizhongrenma?zenmeganjuehewoyiqiandeyinxiang,buyiyanga!”tingle**yunnuandehua,jiangwenyuzashe。

“yiqiandeneiyangzidoushizhuangdebei!erqienizhidaoneigenvrenshisheima?”**yunnuanlengxiao,budengjiangwenyucaicejiushuodao:“shiwoneigehaotangmei——**yurou!”

“woqu,bushiba!youmeiyougaocuo!?”jiangwenyuzhijuedeexindebuxing,xiangdaoqinyankandaoneifuchangjingde**yunnuan,buyoudeweihaoyougandaoxintengyoubuzhi,tazuodaochuangshangbaozhemingminghongleyankuangquerengzaixiaode**yunnuan,shuodao:“yunnuana,neizhongrenbuzhidezanmenshangxinyebuzhidezanmenliulian,bujiushiyigezhananma?jiudebuquxindebulai,nikendinghuizhaodaoyigegenghaode!”

“ng。”**yunnuanyayixujiudeyanleizhongyurenbuzhuluolexialai。

**yunnuanconglaidoushijianqiangde,zaifangrenzijijiangbeishangbugandousuiyanleiliulechulai,tacalecayanlei,faxianzijideshouyijingbeibaohaole,luchuyigexiaolai:“xiexieni,wenyu,zhendexiexieni!”

zaiwoshangxindeshihouhuipeizhewo,anweiwo……

“shagua,zanmenzhijianbuxuyaodaoxiede。”jiangwenyupailepao**yunnuandehoubei,turanxiangqishenmesideshuodao:“duile,nishoujiwobangnichongshangdianle,youduanxinnikankanba,woqujinishengdianzhou!”

kanzhehaoyoupaoquchufangdebeijing,**yunnuangoulegouzuijiao,qishennaguozijideshouji,guorankandaoshangmianxianshideweijiexinxi,diankaiyikan,laixinrenshi**yuroudemama,yejiushizijideshumu:

tingyuroushuonihuilailejintianwanshanghuilaichigefan

jiandanmingledeminglingshiyuqi,liangebiaodianfuhaodoumeiyou。**yunnuanquebuyiweiran,fanzhengzheimeduoniantayijingxiguanleshufuyijiarenduizijidetaidule。

tafumuzaizijishiersuineinianzaoyulechehuo,fuqinweilehuzhemuqinsuoyidangchangshenwang,muqinsuiranbeihuzhumeiyoushengmingweixian,danshishenjingqueshoudaolechuangshang,zaijiashangfuqindesiduitadajiguoda,ershenzhibuqingshenzhilianzijidenverdouburendele,zhinengsongdaozhuanyedejingshenliaoyangjigou。

yinweishiyiwai,suoyifumudegufensuoyouquanbingmeiyouzhimingjichengren,zaijiashangzijidangshiweichengnian,jishijichenglegufenyedalibuhaogongsi,suoyigufenhegongsishiwudouyoushufujiadaiweichuli。yeyinweizheige,suoyitamuqindeshiqingcainengyougezheluo,suoyiyemeishenmekeshuode。