第3章 夏穗穗,你死定了

dachehuidaojia,yijinmenxiasuisuijiujianzijishuaidaoleshafashang。

yishentuifeideqixizhetouzhebuzhu,shiyousuyingrenbuzhuwendao:“nizheishizenmele?”

“kanbuchulaima?jiemeiwobeishuaile,xianzaihaiqianleyishendezhai。”xiasuisuimengdiqishenzoudaobingxiangqian,yigunaojianglimiansuoyoudepijiudounalechulai。

zuohuishafaqian,dakaipijiu,youtuijisuyingyiguan,manmanjiangsuqijintiansuofashengdeshiqinglai。

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suyinghaoxiaodecoushang,“suisui,genjuzheizhonggouxuedinglv,qiyuehunyintongchangdaozuihoudouhuijiaxichengzhen,wokanniyouxi。”

xiasuisuimeihaoqidebaitayiyan,“niouxiangjukanduole,neikeshilitianrui,buzhidaotashizheigema?”tabashoujudaosuyingmianqian,wanlewanshizhi,“haiyou,woshuozheimeduo,nidezhongdianshibushigaifangzaianweiwoshoushangdexinlingshang?”

“chuanwenbukexinde。”suyinghuijingtayigebaiyan,xiaoxiaominlekoupijiu,jixushuo:“zhiyuxiaomubaima,haihaonitizaofaxianletadezhananbenzhi,yesuanshijianhaoshibushi?buguo,xiangtaneizhongbaiyanlang,queshigaijiaoxun,nidasuanzenmebaofuta?”

xiasuisuiyaoyaotou,tadaoyexiangbaofu,kerujindexiaomubaiyijingshiyuexiangdezishenshejishi,youqianyoudiwei,nayouneimehaoban?erqie,tayaoshiguyiduota,tagenbenjiujianbudaota。

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“zanshihaimeixiangdao。”xiasuisuiyangdaozaishafashang,kuzhezhanglian,dingzhetianhuaban,xinlichanletuanjiebukaideluanma。

“junzibaochoushinianbuwan,lai,xianyizuijieqianchou。”suyingbatalaqilai,naqizhuoshangdepijiu,yutashouzhongdejiuguanpengleyixia。

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第二天早上八点。

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tezhulinzhengnazhewenjianzoushangqian,“lishao,zheiliyoufenwenjianxuyaoninqueren……”

“jintianwoyaoxiujiayitian,bajintiansuoyoudexingchengdouwanghoutui。”litianruifenfuzhe,xiangyaoliyongyitiandeshijian,bagenxiasuisuideshiqingquanbubantuo。

xiujia?linzhengzhuantoukanxiangchuangwai,xiangyaozhidaojintiandetaiyangshicongnabianchulaide,gongzuokuangjingranyaoxiujia,jianzhishiqijima!

kexijintiandetianqibutaihao,tazhikanjianlegungundewuyun。

huiguotou,linzhengshixianwuyipiejianzhuoshangdewenjian,“jiehunxieyishu”jigedazi,fangfoshiciyandejiguangdeng,chadianliangxialetadeyan。

“你……要结婚?”

“ng!”litianruihengancuidechengren,bijinglinzhengbujinshitadesirentezhu,gengshitaduoniandehaoyou,meibiyaoduitayinmanshenme。

linzhenglenglejimiao,shouxianxiangdaoleneigeren,naoziyikaqiao,xiangyebuxiangjiuwenchulesheng,“tahuilaile?”

tashuodeneige“ta”zhideshishei,litianruihenqingchu,fangzaizhuoshangdeshoushunjianjinniechengquan,liansegengshichenleyouchen,“nihenxianshibushi?”

完蛋,踩到雷上了!

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nandaotapaolule?ruguozhenshizheiyang,laotaitaineibianyaozenmejiaocha?

litianruidunshijiuzuobuzhule。

tanaguozhuoshangdegangbi,baxiasuisuideshoujihaoxiezaibianqianshangdijilinzheng,“dingweizheigehaoma,zhaodaoliketongzhiwo。”tahuayinluoxiadeshihou,renyijingzouchulebangongshi。

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zheihaomasheide?lianlishaodedianhuadouganbujie,hainengrangtazheimefanchang,gaibuhuishi……weilaidedongshizhangfuren?

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“xiasuisui,nisidingle。”litianruiheizhelian,genjulinzhengfalaidedingweixiaoxi,laidaolexiasuisuijialouxia。suijizuoshangdianti,zhijieenxiale12lou。

dangtazouchudiantishi,yuanbenmanqiangdenuhuo,queshunjianbeizhanzailoudaolidexiasuisui,jingdaolejiuxiaoyunwai。

xiasuisuihunshenshilulude,luanzaozaodetoufahaizaidishui,shenshangyijiuchuanzhezuowandelifu,qunbaishangwujibanban,jiaoxiacaizheshuangjujialiangtuo,jianzhimeiyankan。

litianruibuzijuedecumei,yigewanshangdeshijiantashizenmebazijigaochengzheifumoyangde?

“litianrui!”xiasuisuiwuyijianzhuantouduishangta,rutongfaxianlexindalu,sanliangbubenshangqian,shenshoujiuquzhuaitadeshoubei,“kuai……kuaidadianhua,bangwobaojing。”