第1章
donglinjun，zhengzhiyangchunsanyue，xinyanzhuoni，liuzhichulv。
xiaoyaolouqian，yiyishanlanlvdeqingnianhuangruoqigai，daozaidishangrenshibusheng，shenshangwuhui。
“tangtangzhaojiangjunfudenvxu，juranzuochuzheidengshi!zhenshikechi!”
“hehe，zaizhaofuchihaohehao，juranhaiganzaizheiqinglouxingwochuoshi，haosezhitu，huogailuodezheifuxiachang!”
“kexilerenzhaofudexueningxiaojie，neimehaoyigeyurener，beitadianwulemingsheng，zhenshigechushenga!”
weiguandezhongrenzhizhidiandian，yifanxiluochaofeng，haiyourenyonglitilejijiao，zheicaijieqierqu。
qingnianyizhenhuanghu，paleqilai，jiannanzuozaishijieshang。
shentitongchubuduanchuanlai，yanqianguseguxiangdejiedaohexingren，ranglifantongkuzhongshanguoyizhenmimang。
chuan......chuanyuele?
zheishenmejiezou......zijichuanyuededuixiangmaosiyoudiancana......
suizheyizhentoutong，shunjiannaozhonghuiyiwushu!
想起来了!
tachuanyuedezheishentizhuren，yejiaolifan!
“lifan”，donglinjuncaizi，shuyuantongsheng。
sannianqianruzhuizhaojia，chenglehuguodajiangjunzhaonantangdenver，zhaoxueningdefuxu。
zhaoxueningnaidonglinjunyoumingdemeiren，mingmenshunv，youchushenhaomen，huguojiangjunmingzhentianxia。buzhiduoshaorentapomenjian，jiuliandonglinjunjunshoudaren，doucengtiguoqin。
guaiguai，zheidengmeiren，queshituranzhaolegewuquanwushi，shenzhilianlailidoubuqingchudelifandangfuxu。
donglinjunsheirenbuxianmu？nagebujidu？
zheisannian，lifanerzi，yijingchengweichengzhongchiruanfandedaimingcile。
meixiangdaozuoye，zheichiruanfandexiaobailian，juranchuguile!！！
zaizheixiaoyaolou，dianleshigeguniang!!!
十个啊!！！
zhaofudedaoxiaoxi，qidefudouyaozhale，zhijiepairenganfuxiaoyaolou，batatuidouchadiandaduan。
zhaonantanggengshishengnuzhixia，jianglifanji“xiu”le，tashunjianlunweichengzhongxiaobing。
......
“wochuanyuedaoshenmegoupiwanyishenshangle......chiruanfan？guangyaozi？haibeixiule？”
李凡心中叫苦不迭!
“啪!”
xiaoyaolouerlou，yigexiaoeryipenshuidaoxia，zhengjiaolelifanyitou，shunjianrangtaquanshenbingliang。
“你!”
tafennuchaozheerloukanqu，neixiaoeryilianxixue，dao:
“xichunguniangshuole，ni，jiuzhipeihetadexijiaoshui，laihama，yebuqiaoqiaonishenmegoupidongxi!”
冷漠地关上了窗子。
——xichun，jiushixiaoyaoloutoupai，zuoyelifandiandeguniang！
lifanfennudixiangyaozhanqilai，danquehunshensuanteng，zhanbudong！
“zhenshitianyaowangwo——”
李凡仰天悲叹。
jiuzaicike，jiemianshangyigeyishenjingzhuangdeheiyiren，quexiuhurufeng，zoudaolifanshenhou，buyoufenshuojiangtayibakangqi。
“啊——”
lifanlaibujishuoshenme，zheirenqinggongjikuai，lifanzhitingdeerbianfengshenghuxiao，zheiheiyirenshenshangyizhenqingxiangpubi。
buduoshitajiubeirengzaileyizhangmuchuangshang。
zheilishichengbeiyigepijingdehutong，yizuojianloudexiaofangjian。
“ni......nixiangzuoshenme......guangtianhuaribangjialiangjiameinan......”
lifanjingkongdikanzhezheimengmianren，huayingangluo，zheirenyijingbunaifandishouyihui，xunsufengzhulelifanxuedao！
lifanyidongbunengdong，zhangmujieshe。
fangjianzhong，yigelaodafuyijingdengdaixujiu，cikeshangqian，jilifanshangleyao。
erhou，laodafushoushiyaoxiang，zhufudao：“zhuoshangdeyaotangneifu，yaogaolianxufusanri，bukexiachuang。”shuowanliqule。
neiheiyirenshangqian，jiekailifanxuedao，lifanyizhenkesou，meixiangdaozheiheiyirenjuranshijiuzijilaile，jingyadao：“ni......”
“少废话！”
heiyirenlengshengjiaohe，shengyinshashihaoting，lifancaizhitashigenvzi。
zheinvziquchuyifengxin，dao：“zheishixiaojiejinidedongxi，congjinyihou，nizaibushizhaojiazhiren，xiaojieyeyuniyidaoliangduan，haoziweizhi！”
tahuayuzhongyanewubi，lianzhuoshangdeyaodoulandedilifanhe，zhijieliqu。
kongdangdangdefangjianshunjianzhishenglifanyigerenle。
lifandunshiganjuerenshengqiliang，can，taicanle。
tabujinshenshoujiangxinfengnaguo，dakailelai，yigudandanqingxiangpumian，xinfengzhongnaishiyizhangfanhuangdexinzhi、yizhibiyuzhuchai！
liangyangdongxi，douranglifanshuxiwubi，yiguguhuiyiyongxianxintou！
sannianqian，donglinjundiyimeirenzhaoxuening，yuchengzhongwushuqingnianjunyan、mingmenshunv，zaidongshanshangxue，“ouyu”lifan！
dangshi，zhongrenyinshizuodui，lifanluguoyishoujuebi，yindemantanghecai，yeshineishoushi，rangzhaoxueningdangrifashi，feilifanbujia！
lifanzhongyuchenggongzoujinhaomen，danqueyuzhiqianpanruoliangren。hunhunee、dachidahe，meiyousihaocaiqikeyan，shenzhilian“juren”deshenfendenabudao，sannianlehaishige“tongsheng”。
fuzhongrenmanmaxiluo，danzhaoxueningquezhishichenmozhejieshouyiqie，tajingxinzhaoliaozhelifandeqiju。
zailifanchushiqiansantian，tahaikuquanlifan，jijidushuqukaogegongming，lifanjideqingchu，neiyiye，taleiyanposuo，siyouqianyanwanyuxiangshuo。
lifanmeiyoufangzaixinshang，heyiqunhupenggouyougaoxingdiqupiaole，piaoleshige。
cike，lifankanzheshouzhongxinzhi，xinzhongyizhenweisuankuijiu。
zheixinzhishang，zhengshisannianqianlifanxiedeneishoushi：
“yinbingwoxuekugandan，lanquhuacongyouruohe？
shinianshuangrenweicengshi，danweihongyanjiezhangge。”
shibucuo，danlifanqueshigengjiakuse，zheishi......temedeshichaolaide！
zheishi“lifan”sannianqianourantinglai，bianpaoqudongshanshangzhuangbi，jieguotoujiquqiao，yingdelezhaoxueningfangxin！
“lifan，bailei，baileia......”
xiangdao“ziji”de**，zaixiangdaozhaoxueningdeyiqiangzhenqing，lifanganjuewubiankuijiu，zhinengtanxiyaotou。
zaikanzhuchai，lifantongyangbeiganxinsuan。hunhou，hunzhanglifanjiuxiangchanzhaoxueningbingjiyugudeshenzi，danzhaoxueningqueshizhongjianchibuxu，shuolifanyiribuqugongmingbianyiribunengyuanfang。
zheizhuchaijiushineishilifanweilequtahuanxin，quchengbeizhenbaogemailaide，qishibingbuzhengui。
dancikekanlai，zhaoxueningquezhenzangzhe。
直到昨夜——
xianglai，zuoyetingdaolifandianleshigeguniangdeshihou，zhaoxueninggaishihedengshangxinyujue，shiwangyedaoledingdianba......
“废物，废物啊！”
lifangandaozhenzhenzize，jiyizhongzhaoxueningjueshideyinrongxiaomaoyiyifuxian，tahuranwojinlexinzhizhuchai。
“lifana，nisidehuogai，nibusi，zhenshizaotalerenjiayifanzhenqing！”
tabujinduiqianrenzhurenchaofengqilai。
chulexinzhizhuchai，haiyouxiexuyinzi。xueningxixin，zaiwuyanzhong，jiyulelifanzanshishenghuoxiaqudeyituo。
“zheimehaodenvren......wolifanyidingyao......yidingyaotaohuilai！”
taanxiajuexin，jiangxinzhizhuchaiyiqishouhao。
“made，neifeiwuqunaerle？womingmingkandaotabeidaizhewangzheibianlailea！”
cike，hutongzhongyigeqingnianshengyinhuranxiangqi。
“fentouzhao，shangmianshuole，wubiganganjingjingdezuolezheixiaozi！”
另一个声音响起。
fangjiannei，lifanwenyan，shunjianyijing！
妈的——被害了！
这是他第一反应！
yinwei，zheilianggeshengyin，zhengshizuoyedehupenggouyouzhongdeliangge——hupeng，gouyou！
benlailifanruzhuizhaofu，jidanzhaonantanglaojiangjundeweishi，suiranwanku，danyebuganluanlai，zheiduanshijian，hupeng、gouyoudengrenquereqingjiejinta！
lifanyutamenyijianrugu，meiduojiu“ganqingshenle”，zuoyehedezuixunxun，tiyizhixia，jiugenzhetamenqupiaole！
lifancikeyixiang，shunjianmingbaile，zheiliangxiaozishibuhuaihaoyia！！
kaimensouchadeshengyinbuduanbijin，lifanjile。
zheiliangrensuotushenda，kendingyoubukegaorendeyinmou，ruguotamenfaxianleziji，neizijijiusidingle！
不行，得逃！
keshi......zhanbuqilai，zoubudong！
万念俱灰啊！
lifanganjueyizhenzhenkubi，doukuaifangqiziwole。
“wolifanshangbeizidezuisheile，mingzheimeku，tianwangwoye，tianwangwoye——”
他仰天悲叹。
话音未落——
“叮！”
yishengjixiebandexiangshengqueshihuranxiangqi：
“tiandaoxitongyijihuo！”
系统来了！
李凡瞬间怔住！