第2章
“妈,早。”
sumodingzheliangzhixiongmaoyan,laidaoleketing,gangzuoxiahelekouniunai,yikanshijian,huaile!
congcanzhuoshangnaqiyipianmianbao,beishangshubaojiujimangpaoxialoule。
“qishangwoxinaidexiaodanche,tayongyuanbuhuiduche......”
daolexuexiaoyihou,sumobacheyitinghaojiuwangjiaoshipaoqu,zhongyuzaishangkelingdaxiangdeqianyimiaozhong,paojinlejiaoshi。
“苏陌!”
yidaobinglengdenvsheng,rangsumohoubeiyijin,renbuzhuyanleyankoushui。
“laoshi,wohaoxiangmeiyouchidaoba?”manmandizhuanguoshenlai,kanzhejiangtaishangdeliuyu,sumoxinxudidixialetou。
liuyushisanbandeyingyulaoshi,tongshidanrensanbandebanzhurenyizhi,suoyi,sumopaa!
liuyushiyiminggangfenpeidaoerzhongdeyimingbiyedaxuesheng,benlaianzhaoerzhongdeguiju,tahaimeiyouzigedanrengaosanbanzhurenyizhi,danshiyouyushangyirenbanzhurenchuleyichangchehuo,xuexiaoyishijianzhaobudaoheshiderenxuan,suoyicaixuanzerangliuyuzandaisanbanbanzhurenyizhi。
zhengshiyinweizheiyang,liuyugengxiangdaihaosanban,duixueshengdeyaoqiuyebijiaoyanke,buguo,zheikekulesumo,zicongzheigeyueliuyushangrenyilai,tadouyijingbeidaizhuhaojicile。
“yijinglianxusantianle,nimeitiandoushikazhedianjinjiaoshi,jiubunengzaolaiyihuier?”
liuyushengqidifangxiashouzhongdejiaocai,dengzhesumolengshengdao:“nikankanrenjiahanjiangtongxue,xuexichengjineimehao,meitiandouhaitiqianyigexiaoshilaixuexiaofuxi,nijiubunengxuexuerenjia?”
zuozaidiyipaidehanjiang,tingdaoliuyudekuajiang,dunshi,lianjiuhongleqilai。
“liulaoshi,meigerendexuexifangshidoubuyiyang。”
sumokanlekanshudaizihanjiang,yifushengwukeliandemoyang,chushengdao:“hanjiangdexuexifangshibingbushihewo。”
“你......”
liuyuhentiebuchenggangdikanzhesumo,yuzhongxinzhangdao:“heifabuzhiqinxuezao,baifafanghuidushuchi,sumo,nibuyaojiwozhaoneimeduojiekou,dengdaogaokaodeshihou,yourentingnidezheixiejiekouma?”
“woxianzaishenweisanbandebanzhuren,nimenshenweisanbandexuesheng,jiuyaozunshouwodingxiadeguiju,wozheigerenhenshiji,jiushikanchengji,zhiyaonichengjihao,jiushishangkeshuijuewodoubuhuishuoshenme。”
shuodaozheili,liuyudenglesumoyiyan,huayinyizhuan,“sumo,nishangciyuekaodechengjizaibanlipaiming42,niduizheigechengjihenmanyima?”
“不满意!”
sumopielepiezui,“liulaoshi,shibiesanridangguamuxiangkan,woyijingbushiyiqiandewole。”
cihuayichu,jiaoshilixiangqileyizhendixiaosheng。
“neihao,neiqingwensumotongxue,nizhunbeizaizheicikaoshizhongqudeshenmeyangdechengji?”liuyuwendao。
“quanbanqianshiba!”sumodeyuqishifenpingdan,quedaizheyizhonglisuoyingdangdeweidao。
shunjian,jiaoshilijiuhongtangdaxiao。
sumoyoujijinjiliang,tamenkedoushixinzhiduming。
ningyuanxiangxinmuzhuhuikaiche,tamenyebuxiangxinsumonengkaojinquanbanqianshi。
yizhiyilai,sanbandeqianshijiushineijigeren,zheixierenmeicikaoshidouwendeyipi!
sumojingranxiangkaojinqianshi?
白日做梦!
“hao,jiranzheiyang,womendageduruhe?”liuyuyanzhongjingguangyishan。
“shenmedu?”sumolengleleng。
“zheicikaoshiniyaoshinengkaojinquanbanqianshi,guanyunichidaozheishi,wojiubuzhuijiule。”
shuodaozheili,liuyutingdunleyixia,yanzhongshanguoleyimojingguang,qingleqingsangzijixudao:“danyaozuobudao,yihoumeitiantiqianbangexiaoshilaixuexiaofuxigongke,youwentima?”
“没问题!”
yaoshihuanzuoyiqian,sumohaizhenbugandayingzheiyangdeduyue,buguo,xianzaibuyiyangle!
liuyubailebaishou,rangsumohuidaozuoweishang。
“开始考试!”
diyimenkaodejiushiyingyu,shijuanyidaoshoushang,sumodenaohaizhongfuxianchuxiangduiyingdezhishidian,xieshangdamingbiankaishidati,taxiabisudufeichangkuai,keyichengdeshangfenbijishu。
“shasha......”
jiaoshili,yizhendajuandeshengyinxiangqi,suoyoudexueshengdouzairenzhenzuoti,chuleliuyuyiwai,genbenmeiyourenfaxiansumodeyichang。
“zheixiaozishizaixieshenme?”
jiangtaishang,liuyumeitouqingzhou,tahaiconglaimeiyoujianguodajuankeyizheimekuaini,haoqizhixia,taqishenkaishizaibanlixunshiqilai,dangzoudaosumoshenbiandeshihoutingxialejiaobu,keshikanlehaoyihuier,tagenbenmeiyoukanchugesuoyiran,fandaoshibeisumodedatisuduzhenhandaole,jihudoubudaisikao......
二十分钟后。
sumofangxiashouzhongdebi,lianshangchuxianleyisixingfenzhise,renbuzhuzaixinzhongdahanyisheng:“xitongnb!”
guomubuwang,guoranlihaia!
yaoshiyiqian,bieshuoshiershifenzhong,jiusuanshikaoshijieshu,tadeshijuanshanghaihuiyouhenduokongbaichu。
yuanyinwuta——buzhidao。
yibanbuzhidaodaandeti,sumozhijiejiukongzhe,fanzhengdaleyeshicuo,wanquanmeiyoubiyao!
“dingling——”**xiangqi。
sumoqishennazheshijuanzoushanglejiangtai,duizheliuyuluchiyixiao,“laoshi,wojiaojuan。”
liuyukanleyiyansumo,chushengtixingdao:“biewangleduyue,biedaoshihouburenzhang。”
“nanzihandazhangfu,yiyanjichu,simananzhui!”sumoheiheiyixiao,zhijiezouchulejiaoshi。
......
“xiaoxi,chulaiyixia。”pazaiyibandechuanghupang,sumoduizhejiaoshilihanleyisheng。
chaneijian,yibansuoyounanshengdouwangchuanghuzheibiankanlai,dangkandaochuangwaidesumoyihou,yanshenshunjianbiandejiweibushan。
怎么又是这家伙?
还我女神!
yibandenansheng,sheibuxihuanyanjiuxi?
keshiwanwanmeixiangdao,jingranbeizheigesanbandexiaozijiezuxiandeng,zhenshitaiqirenle!
“小陌,怎么了?”
jintian,yanjiuxichuanleyijiandanhuangsedelianyiqun,zhenggerensanfazhejingrendemei。
sumozhijiejiukanlengle,jiuchameiliukoushui......
“xiaomo!”yanjiuxixiunaodijiaoleyisheng,qiaolianshangshengqileyizhenhongyun。
“xiaoxi,zheibuguaiwo,nishizaishitaipiaoliangle。”
sumohuishenguolaiyihou,jimangchakailehuati,wendao:“jintiankaoshidezhuangtaizenmeyang?”
“还不错,你呢?”
“wodangranmeiwenti,wokeshigenliudajiedaledude。”sumozixinmanmandeshuodao。
“dadu?”yanjiuxizhuazhulezhongdian。
“是啊。”
sumobazaoshangfashengdeshiqing,jiyanjiuxijiangleyibian。
“你有把握吗?”
“xiaoxi,niduiwonengbunengyoudianxinxin?”sumowunaidisonglesongjian。
yongyoulejinshouzhi,ruguohaigaobudingyigexiaoxiaodeduyue,neicaizhenshixunbaole!
“xiaomo,womeiyoubuxiangxinni,wozhishi......”
“zhishishenme?”sumodaoshiyaokankanzheiyatounengzenmeyuan。
yanjiuximeimouyizhuan,zhijiexuanzechakaihuati,“kuaidalingle,nihuijiaoshiba,jiayou!”
sumo:“......”
kanzhesumoneiwuyudemoyang,yanjiuxiwugudizhalezhayanjing。
neikeaideyangzi,rangsumoshunjianlunxian。
zheitamashishenmeshenxianyanzhia?
这也太美了!
第二场是数学考试。
shijuanyinadaoshouzhong,sumobiankaishidati,pingshideneixienanti,xianzaishifenqingsongdijiuzuochulaile。
zheibudeburangsumozaicigantan,“guomubuwangzhendetainble!”
yizhangshuxuejuanzizuoxialai,liankadundeqingkuangdoumeiyouchuxianguo,meicishenwanti,naohaizhongjiuhuimaochuxiangyingdezhishi,jiandandishuo,jiudengyukaijuankaoshi,haishengqulefanshudeshijian。
......
zhongwu,sumoheyanjiuxiyiqiqulexuexiaoshitang。
“jintianyouhongshaoroua!”kanjianlejintiandehuncaiyihou,sumoganjinlazheyanjiuxipaiqiledui。
dunshi,wushudaodaizheshayideyanshenkanxianglesumo。
yanjiuxikeshierzhongdiyimeinv,suoyounanshengxinmuzhongdenvshen,kexianzaitamenxinmuzhongdenvshen,quezhengzaibeiyigenanshenglazheshou......
yaoshiyanshenkeyisharendehua,neime,sumozaojiubuzhidaosileduoshaoci。
duiyuzheixiemuguang,sumozhijiexuanzewushi,fanzhengyoubuhuidiaokuairou。
dawanfan,liangrenzhaolegemeirendeweizhizuoxia。
“benlaijiumeijikuairou,haifeiyaodoujixia,wozhenshi......”
yizuoxia,sumojiurenbuzhukaishifalaosao,guoran,suoyoushitangdacaiayidouhuishoudou。
kanzhesumoneiyumendeyangzi,yanjiuxihaoxiaobuyi,bazijipanzhongdehongshaorou,quandoujiajilesumo。
sumogangxiangjujue,zhijiejiubeiyanjiuxiyonglianggezi,jiuduzhulezui。
减肥!
jiranzheiyang,sumoyeshilaizhibuju,kandeyibiandenanshengnanshoubuyi。
“我的女神啊!”
“weishenmenvshenhuikanshangzheigexiaozi?bujiushizhangdeshuailedianma!”
一阵心碎声响起。
ercishi,sumoyanzhongzhiyoumianqiandehongshaorou。
chiwanfanyihou,sumoheyanjiuxiqucaochangbianshangdecaodishangzuoleyihuier,biangezihuilejiaoshi
**yixiang,kaoshijixu。
......
dangsumozuowanwulishijuandezuihouyiti,renbuzhusongleyikouqi。
总算是考完了!
shenlegelanyao,sumokaishiqidaimingtiankaoshichengjichulaideneiyike,suiranbuzhidaozijinengkaoduoshaofen,danshi,banjiqianshiyinggaimeiwenti。
“daoshihou,kongpasuoyourendouhuibeihedaoba!”yixiangdaoneizhonghuamian,sumoxinzhonganshuangwubi。