第2章

第2章

“妈,早。”

sumodingzheliangzhixiongmaoyan,laidaoleketing,gangzuoxiahelekouniunai,yikanshijian,huaile!

congcanzhuoshangnaqiyipianmianbao,beishangshubaojiujimangpaoxialoule。

“qishangwoxinaidexiaodanche,tayongyuanbuhuiduche......”

daolexuexiaoyihou,sumobacheyitinghaojiuwangjiaoshipaoqu,zhongyuzaishangkelingdaxiangdeqianyimiaozhong,paojinlejiaoshi。

“苏陌!”

yidaobinglengdenvsheng,rangsumohoubeiyijin,renbuzhuyanleyankoushui。

“laoshi,wohaoxiangmeiyouchidaoba?”manmandizhuanguoshenlai,kanzhejiangtaishangdeliuyu,sumoxinxudidixialetou。

liuyushisanbandeyingyulaoshi,tongshidanrensanbandebanzhurenyizhi,suoyi,sumopaa!

liuyushiyiminggangfenpeidaoerzhongdeyimingbiyedaxuesheng,benlaianzhaoerzhongdeguiju,tahaimeiyouzigedanrengaosanbanzhurenyizhi,danshiyouyushangyirenbanzhurenchuleyichangchehuo,xuexiaoyishijianzhaobudaoheshiderenxuan,suoyicaixuanzerangliuyuzandaisanbanbanzhurenyizhi。

zhengshiyinweizheiyang,liuyugengxiangdaihaosanban,duixueshengdeyaoqiuyebijiaoyanke,buguo,zheikekulesumo,zicongzheigeyueliuyushangrenyilai,tadouyijingbeidaizhuhaojicile。

“yijinglianxusantianle,nimeitiandoushikazhedianjinjiaoshi,jiubunengzaolaiyihuier?”

liuyushengqidifangxiashouzhongdejiaocai,dengzhesumolengshengdao:“nikankanrenjiahanjiangtongxue,xuexichengjineimehao,meitiandouhaitiqianyigexiaoshilaixuexiaofuxi,nijiubunengxuexuerenjia?”

zuozaidiyipaidehanjiang,tingdaoliuyudekuajiang,dunshi,lianjiuhongleqilai。

“liulaoshi,meigerendexuexifangshidoubuyiyang。”

sumokanlekanshudaizihanjiang,yifushengwukeliandemoyang,chushengdao:“hanjiangdexuexifangshibingbushihewo。”

“你......”

liuyuhentiebuchenggangdikanzhesumo,yuzhongxinzhangdao:“heifabuzhiqinxuezao,baifafanghuidushuchi,sumo,nibuyaojiwozhaoneimeduojiekou,dengdaogaokaodeshihou,yourentingnidezheixiejiekouma?”

“woxianzaishenweisanbandebanzhuren,nimenshenweisanbandexuesheng,jiuyaozunshouwodingxiadeguiju,wozheigerenhenshiji,jiushikanchengji,zhiyaonichengjihao,jiushishangkeshuijuewodoubuhuishuoshenme。”

shuodaozheili,liuyudenglesumoyiyan,huayinyizhuan,“sumo,nishangciyuekaodechengjizaibanlipaiming42,niduizheigechengjihenmanyima?”

“不满意!”

sumopielepiezui,“liulaoshi,shibiesanridangguamuxiangkan,woyijingbushiyiqiandewole。”

cihuayichu,jiaoshilixiangqileyizhendixiaosheng。

“neihao,neiqingwensumotongxue,nizhunbeizaizheicikaoshizhongqudeshenmeyangdechengji?”liuyuwendao。

“quanbanqianshiba!”sumodeyuqishifenpingdan,quedaizheyizhonglisuoyingdangdeweidao。

shunjian,jiaoshilijiuhongtangdaxiao。

sumoyoujijinjiliang,tamenkedoushixinzhiduming。

ningyuanxiangxinmuzhuhuikaiche,tamenyebuxiangxinsumonengkaojinquanbanqianshi。

yizhiyilai,sanbandeqianshijiushineijigeren,zheixierenmeicikaoshidouwendeyipi!

sumojingranxiangkaojinqianshi?

白日做梦!

“hao,jiranzheiyang,womendageduruhe?”liuyuyanzhongjingguangyishan。

“shenmedu?”sumolengleleng。

“zheicikaoshiniyaoshinengkaojinquanbanqianshi,guanyunichidaozheishi,wojiubuzhuijiule。”

shuodaozheili,liuyutingdunleyixia,yanzhongshanguoleyimojingguang,qingleqingsangzijixudao:“danyaozuobudao,yihoumeitiantiqianbangexiaoshilaixuexiaofuxigongke,youwentima?”

“没问题!”

yaoshihuanzuoyiqian,sumohaizhenbugandayingzheiyangdeduyue,buguo,xianzaibuyiyangle!

liuyubailebaishou,rangsumohuidaozuoweishang。

“开始考试!”

diyimenkaodejiushiyingyu,shijuanyidaoshoushang,sumodenaohaizhongfuxianchuxiangduiyingdezhishidian,xieshangdamingbiankaishidati,taxiabisudufeichangkuai,keyichengdeshangfenbijishu。

“shasha......”

jiaoshili,yizhendajuandeshengyinxiangqi,suoyoudexueshengdouzairenzhenzuoti,chuleliuyuyiwai,genbenmeiyourenfaxiansumodeyichang。

“zheixiaozishizaixieshenme?”

jiangtaishang,liuyumeitouqingzhou,tahaiconglaimeiyoujianguodajuankeyizheimekuaini,haoqizhixia,taqishenkaishizaibanlixunshiqilai,dangzoudaosumoshenbiandeshihoutingxialejiaobu,keshikanlehaoyihuier,tagenbenmeiyoukanchugesuoyiran,fandaoshibeisumodedatisuduzhenhandaole,jihudoubudaisikao......

二十分钟后。

sumofangxiashouzhongdebi,lianshangchuxianleyisixingfenzhise,renbuzhuzaixinzhongdahanyisheng:“xitongnb!”

guomubuwang,guoranlihaia!

yaoshiyiqian,bieshuoshiershifenzhong,jiusuanshikaoshijieshu,tadeshijuanshanghaihuiyouhenduokongbaichu。

yuanyinwuta——buzhidao。

yibanbuzhidaodaandeti,sumozhijiejiukongzhe,fanzhengdaleyeshicuo,wanquanmeiyoubiyao!

“dingling——”**xiangqi。

sumoqishennazheshijuanzoushanglejiangtai,duizheliuyuluchiyixiao,“laoshi,wojiaojuan。”

liuyukanleyiyansumo,chushengtixingdao:“biewangleduyue,biedaoshihouburenzhang。”

“nanzihandazhangfu,yiyanjichu,simananzhui!”sumoheiheiyixiao,zhijiezouchulejiaoshi。

......

“xiaoxi,chulaiyixia。”pazaiyibandechuanghupang,sumoduizhejiaoshilihanleyisheng。

chaneijian,yibansuoyounanshengdouwangchuanghuzheibiankanlai,dangkandaochuangwaidesumoyihou,yanshenshunjianbiandejiweibushan。

怎么又是这家伙?

还我女神!

yibandenansheng,sheibuxihuanyanjiuxi?

keshiwanwanmeixiangdao,jingranbeizheigesanbandexiaozijiezuxiandeng,zhenshitaiqirenle!

“小陌,怎么了?”

jintian,yanjiuxichuanleyijiandanhuangsedelianyiqun,zhenggerensanfazhejingrendemei。

sumozhijiejiukanlengle,jiuchameiliukoushui......

“xiaomo!”yanjiuxixiunaodijiaoleyisheng,qiaolianshangshengqileyizhenhongyun。

“xiaoxi,zheibuguaiwo,nishizaishitaipiaoliangle。”

sumohuishenguolaiyihou,jimangchakailehuati,wendao:“jintiankaoshidezhuangtaizenmeyang?”

“还不错,你呢?”

“wodangranmeiwenti,wokeshigenliudajiedaledude。”sumozixinmanmandeshuodao。

“dadu?”yanjiuxizhuazhulezhongdian。

“是啊。”

sumobazaoshangfashengdeshiqing,jiyanjiuxijiangleyibian。

“你有把握吗?”

“xiaoxi,niduiwonengbunengyoudianxinxin?”sumowunaidisonglesongjian。

yongyoulejinshouzhi,ruguohaigaobudingyigexiaoxiaodeduyue,neicaizhenshixunbaole!

“xiaomo,womeiyoubuxiangxinni,wozhishi......”

“zhishishenme?”sumodaoshiyaokankanzheiyatounengzenmeyuan。

yanjiuximeimouyizhuan,zhijiexuanzechakaihuati,“kuaidalingle,nihuijiaoshiba,jiayou!”

sumo:“......”

kanzhesumoneiwuyudemoyang,yanjiuxiwugudizhalezhayanjing。

neikeaideyangzi,rangsumoshunjianlunxian。

zheitamashishenmeshenxianyanzhia?

这也太美了!

第二场是数学考试。

shijuanyinadaoshouzhong,sumobiankaishidati,pingshideneixienanti,xianzaishifenqingsongdijiuzuochulaile。

zheibudeburangsumozaicigantan,“guomubuwangzhendetainble!”

yizhangshuxuejuanzizuoxialai,liankadundeqingkuangdoumeiyouchuxianguo,meicishenwanti,naohaizhongjiuhuimaochuxiangyingdezhishi,jiandandishuo,jiudengyukaijuankaoshi,haishengqulefanshudeshijian。

......

zhongwu,sumoheyanjiuxiyiqiqulexuexiaoshitang。

“jintianyouhongshaoroua!”kanjianlejintiandehuncaiyihou,sumoganjinlazheyanjiuxipaiqiledui。

dunshi,wushudaodaizheshayideyanshenkanxianglesumo。

yanjiuxikeshierzhongdiyimeinv,suoyounanshengxinmuzhongdenvshen,kexianzaitamenxinmuzhongdenvshen,quezhengzaibeiyigenanshenglazheshou......

yaoshiyanshenkeyisharendehua,neime,sumozaojiubuzhidaosileduoshaoci。

duiyuzheixiemuguang,sumozhijiexuanzewushi,fanzhengyoubuhuidiaokuairou。

dawanfan,liangrenzhaolegemeirendeweizhizuoxia。

“benlaijiumeijikuairou,haifeiyaodoujixia,wozhenshi......”

yizuoxia,sumojiurenbuzhukaishifalaosao,guoran,suoyoushitangdacaiayidouhuishoudou。

kanzhesumoneiyumendeyangzi,yanjiuxihaoxiaobuyi,bazijipanzhongdehongshaorou,quandoujiajilesumo。

sumogangxiangjujue,zhijiejiubeiyanjiuxiyonglianggezi,jiuduzhulezui。

减肥!

jiranzheiyang,sumoyeshilaizhibuju,kandeyibiandenanshengnanshoubuyi。

“我的女神啊!”

“weishenmenvshenhuikanshangzheigexiaozi?bujiushizhangdeshuailedianma!”

一阵心碎声响起。

ercishi,sumoyanzhongzhiyoumianqiandehongshaorou。

chiwanfanyihou,sumoheyanjiuxiqucaochangbianshangdecaodishangzuoleyihuier,biangezihuilejiaoshi

**yixiang,kaoshijixu。

......

dangsumozuowanwulishijuandezuihouyiti,renbuzhusongleyikouqi。

总算是考完了!

shenlegelanyao,sumokaishiqidaimingtiankaoshichengjichulaideneiyike,suiranbuzhidaozijinengkaoduoshaofen,danshi,banjiqianshiyinggaimeiwenti。

“daoshihou,kongpasuoyourendouhuibeihedaoba!”yixiangdaoneizhonghuamian,sumoxinzhonganshuangwubi。