第四章会变脸的奶奶
shipinlimian，yiduinannv。
lifengdelianshuayixiabiandetonghong，youbiandecanbai，lianshangjiroubuduanyinjinzhangerchouchu，“hundan，nijuranganxiuruwo，wogennimeiwan。”
nvrenshiwuxianlinhandejiudiandatangjinglizhangxuan，ernanrendelianbutexie，zhengshinainaiweiyidesunzi，ganggangjiurenhaixingjituanzongjinglidelifeng。
“congsinianqiandaoxianzai，zheiyangdeshipin，kexinshouliyouyibaiduotiao，dantaconglaidoumeijininkanguoyici，tabuxiangrangninshangxin，yebuxiangyulifengbaguanxinaojiang。”
linhanwusuoweidefanglexiayitiaoshipin，yuzhiqianjihuwuyi，zhishihuanlegenvren，“nainai，nizhidaorangrenwangjiyijianshizuihaodefangfashishenmema？jiushiyoulingyijiangengyouqudeshichuxian。”
“nixiangganshenme？”nainaideshengyinturanbiandelingli。
“nainai，nikandaolema？kexintamenchushi，wojijinweihu，ketamenweilezhengquanduoli，juranlianweizaoshipinzheizhongshiqingdougandechulai，tamengenbenjiumeibawodanggege，gengmeibalijiadeyanmianhejituandeliyifangzaidiyiwei......”lifengjilijieshi，haibuwangtianyoujiacu。
“woxiang，zheimeduoshipinruguobeipuguang，yidinghuiyinqirenmengengdadexingqu，daoshihou，sheihaihuizaiyiwozheigeruzhuidefeiwuyoumeiyousihuinvyuangongni？ninshuoshiba？”
“hunzhangdongxi，niganweixiewo？”nainaiqideshuaisuilechabei。
“meiyoudeshi，woyigeruzhuideqiongxiaozi，naganweixienin！zhishiwozhidaokexintaduiwohao，wozuorenjiandan，sheiduiwohao，wojiujiabeifenghai，jirantabuyuanyitiaoming，neijiuyouwolaizuolou。”
“你敢！”
lianshangdezhouwengengxiancangsang，yishuangkansihunzhuodeyanjingsisidingzhelinhan，buduandaliang，suihoushouqilinglimuguangkanxianglikexin，“kexin，nizaojiuyouzheixieshipin？zenmeconglaidoumeinachulai？”
“nainai，wo......”likexincongmangranzhonghuiguoshenlai，mianduinainaidewenti，buzhidaogaizenyanghuida，tanayouzheixieshipin？zheiyeshitadiyicijiandaowa。
“nainai，nainai，ninyidingyaoxiangxinwoya，wokeshinindeqinsunziya，niyinggaizuilejiewode，duiba？wocongxiaojiuzuitingnindehua，wobuganzuocuoshide。”
lifengguizainainaimianqian，zhuazhenainaideshoutongkuliuti，“xianzaikejishouduanneimefaxian，shenmeluyinluxiang、yinxingliushui，quandounengzaojiade，zheishitamenzaiwuxian......”
“goule，buchengshidejiahuo。”
啪！
nainaihentiebuchenggangdejilelifengyigedazuiba，danlidaobuda，“zhanqilai，lijiadenanren，yongyuandouyaotingzhileyaobanshuohua。”
lifengxiaoxinjinshendeqishen，zhanzainainaishenhou，ehenhendedengzhelinhanhelinkexin，yaoyaqiechi，ruguobushizainainaimianqian，tayidinghenhenjiaoxunzheilianggebukaiyandejiahuo。
“kexin，weinannihaidanxinwodeshenti，zheimeduoniandoumeijiwokanzheixieangzangdedongxi。”
nainaishunjianhuanleyifuciaizhangzhedebiaoqing，chenmopianke，muguangzailifenghelikexinzhijianlaihuizhuanhuan，“nimenliangzhidaoyunxiangjituanma？”
“知道。”
“知道。”
likexinhelifengtongshidiantouhuida。
zhiyaojingshangderen，sheibuzhidaoyunxiangjituan，dichan、dianshang、wuliu，jibenshangzhuanqiandexingyedouyouyunxiangjituandeyingzi。
“yunxiangjituanyaozaihanhaishizuoxinyiluntouzi，nimenzhidaoma？”nainaizhuiwen。
“wotingyigepengyoushuoguo，shiyaozaihaibiankaifalvyouchanye。”lifengdeyidepiexianglikexin，faxianlikexinliansenankan，dunshimingbai，likexinmeiyoudedaoxiaoxi。
“kexin，xiaofeng！zhiqianzheixieluanqibazaodeshiqing，wodoukeyishierbujian，yebuxiangzaijiandao，zhiyuzongjinglideweizhi，wokeyirangnimengongpingjingzheng，zenmeyang？”
nainaikansipingjingdehua，queshiyiyushuangguan，jibalifengganggangdedaodezongjingliweizhijibamianle，youyisuoweide‘gongpingjingzheng’genlikexintantiaojian，mudejiushixiwanghuidiaolifengdeshipin。
“nainai，buyaoa，nindouyijingrenmingleyoubawobamian，wohuichengweiquangongsidexiaohua。”
lifengkukuaiqiu，nainailengyanxiangdui，“bizui。”
zheishi，likexindexinqingyeshifenzaogao，benlaijiushuyutadedongxi，beilifengyumiexianhaideqiangzou，rujinnadaolelifengwuxiandezhengju，yeyoulifengbukandebabing，kenainaihaishizaijinliweihulifeng，suoweide‘gongpingjingzheng’，nainaishuochukoudeneiyike，yijingbugongpingle。
“yunxiangjituanzheicilvyouchanyekaifazijinyujichaoguosanshigeyi，nimenliangsheinengnadaodichanxiangmudewaibaohetong，zongjinglideweizhijiushisheide。”
likexinhelifengtongshiyileng，lijiazaihanhaishidequeyouxieshili，danyulijiakeyipingqipingzuoshenzhishilichaoguolijiadehaiyoubushaojituangongsi。
xiangpingjielijiaxianyoudeshilizhaoyunxiangjituantanhezuo？
这......
jihujiushigebukenengwanchengderenwu。
“kexin，dayingxialai。”
linhancoudaolikexinerbian，yongzhiyoutamenliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinzhufudao。
“wotongyi。”likexinguishishenchade，juranzhenkaikoudayingle，keshishuowanjiuyijinghouhui，maiyuandedenglelinhanyiyan。
tajingyingguanlijituanduonian，bingbushimeixiangguoyuyunxiangjituanzheizhongdagongsidajiaodao，zhibuguolvciyaoyuedoubeizaidianhualijujue，lianjianmiandejihuidoumeiyou，gengbietihezuole。
“wo......woyetongyi。”
lifengnaoziluanchengjianghu，keshilikexinyijingdaying，tayezhinengyingzhetoupitongyi，tacaiganggangdaoshoudequanli，caipinchangleyitiannidelequ，zenmeyuanyiqingyibeiduohuiqu。
erqielifengyebushishazi，tawuxianlinfengdeshishiyijinghenmingxian，jiusuanshizheiyang，nainaidoumeiyoubamiantadezongjinglizhiwei。
yejiushishuo，congshizhizhong，nainaidoushihuzhetade，jiranyounainaichengyao，erqietaxianzaihaiyouzongjinglidezhiwei，zongbilikexinzheigewumingwushidelijiasunnvgengrongyijiechuyunxiangjituan。
“haole，kexin，daizhenizheixiedongxi，zouba。”
nainainaqilikexinhelinhandeshouji，quandourengzailedishang，“jizhu，lijiadedongxiyongyuanshilijiade，pangxingrenchulekanxiaohua、kanrenao，shenmedouzuobule。”
“zhidaole，nainai。”likexinsuanshishiwangtouding，nainaidehuatamingbaile。
hualiyouzeguai，shiyinweinainaiwuyiweitabayouguanlifengdezhongyaoshipinjilinhanzheigewairenkanle；gengshizaijinggaota，xiaoxidaociweizhi，buzhunchuanchulijia。
zheigenbenjiushiduilifengwuliyoudedepiantanhebaohu。
linhanhelikexinqianyimiaolikai，xiayimiaolifengganmangguidirensong，“nainai，wocuole，woyihouzuoshikendingxiaoxin，bu，woyihouzaiyebuzuozheizhongchunshile。”
“fubuqilaideadou。”
nainaicongzhuozixiamianquchuyifenwenjian，dijilifeng，“zheishiguanyuyunxiangjituanzaihanhaishilvyoukaifadeqihuashu，yanjiuzixi，bawaibaojiagejiangdaozuidi。”
“nei......haizenmezhuanqian？”lifengmangranwendao。
“nideweizhidoumeizuowen，haixiangzhezhuanqian？keke！”
nainaiqidedashengkeleqilai，“gun，ganjinjiwogun，zaiwaimianbuzhundazhelijiadehuangzizhaoyaozhuangpian，ruguorangwozhidaole，daduannidetui。”
“shishishi，wozhidaole，nainainikebiegenwoshengqi，qihuaileshenzibuzhidangya！ninkedehaohaozaiyizheshenti，womenzheiyibeisangerendoubuzhengqi，haidenintongguanquanjuni！”
lifengmapipaidexiangliang，nainaiyeshifenshouyong，lianshangbiaoqingmanshichongni，“duile，nisanshujiadechouyatou，litianqing，shibushikuaihuiguole？”
“tingsanshutiguo，shuoshixiangninle，zuijinjiudasuanhuiguo。”
“haohaohao！nimenxiongmeisanrenkeyijuyijuma，duolianggezijiarenbangchenzhe，zongshiyaobiwairengengwentuoxie。”
“wozhidaole，nainai。”
lifengxinliyijingbalikexinmalebaibashibian，zhizhelikexinbangchenziji，chufeitashale。
老宅门外。
likexinzaichelidequexianggeshaziyiyang，jingjingdekanzhelinhan。
“ni，nizheimekanzhewoshenme？aishangwole？”linhanshuangshoubaoxiong，huaixiaozhetiaodou。
“lifengdeneixieshipin，nicongnanonglaide？”likexinyihuowendao。
“dangranshi......zhangxuanjiwode，tachengrenshilifengzhishi，weilehuodenidebaohu，dangrandebasuoyoutazhidaodexiaoxidougaosuzanmen。”
“这么简单？”
“jiushizheimejiandan，buranniyiweiwonalaiqiandiaochalifeng？”
“yeyoudaoli......”likexinxiaoshengdigu，，danzongjuedenaliguaiguaide。
turanyiquandazailinhanxiongtang，maiyuandao：“nipingshenmerangwodayingzhaoyunxiangjituantanhezuo？woxianzaiwuquanwushi，renjiazenmehuiliwo！”
“shiqingma，yexuhuiyouzhuanjini？”
“nishuoshenme？”likexinmeitingqing，tiaomeiwendao。
“woshuo......fanzhengninainaipianxin，renshengzaishi，buboyici，naliyifeichongtiandejihui？”