第2章 人形自走喷壶

“linchen,zenmezheimewancaibayuhanjiehuilai?nishifeiwuma,nizhidaoyuhanzheimeyigeruhuasiyudeguniang,dawanshangzaijieshangyouduoweixianma!”

ganghuidaojia,linchendezhangmunianghaofengtaibufenqinghongzaobaijiushiyitongxunchi,zaikansuyuhantoufalingluan,muguangfuza,lianshanghaiguazheleihen,dunshijiudengleyan,chongguoqujiujilelinchenyibazhang,houdao:

“linchennige**,shibushiqifuwomenyuhanle,nigandongtayigenhaomao,laoniangwonongsini!”

“ma,zheishigenlinchenmeiguanxi!”

suyuhanhuanleyifu,shuoleyiju:“shigongzuoshangdeshi,woyoudianfan,xianxiuxile!”

shuowan,jiujinlewoshi,haifansuoshanglemen。

“ai!nizheiguinv,wobangnichuqi,nihaixiangzhewairenshuohuale!”

haofengtaihenhendenglelinchenyiyan,meihaoqidao:

“doushiyinweinizheigemeichuxidefeiwu,yaoburanyuhanyongdezhechuqulakehuyingchouma!neimexinku,kandewodouxinteng!”

“haibukuaiqubawanshuale,dibancaganjing,jintianxiaoliuxiangshuishafa,nijiwoquyangtaishuijue!”

xiaoliushisuyuhanjiayangdeyitiaokejiquan,diweihaiyaozailinchenzhishang。

“知道了!”

linchenwusuoweidequganhuo,yiqianchurenwu,shuzhicaodixiashuidaonameishuiguo,yangtaiyousuangeshenme?

“haiyouni,sudehua!biezaineigenkanxiside,yaobushinizaisujiabushoudaijian,linchenzheisaobaxingnengluodaowoguinvtoushangma?a!?”

“meicinimensujiajuhui,laoniangwozaineixiezhoulimianqiangenbentaibuqitou,doushiyinweinimenzheiliangge**,aaa!qisiwole!”

“linchenlaizanmenjiagenwoyoushenmeguanxi?neishilaoyeziqindingde。”

haofengtaikaiqilezizoupenhumoshi,sudehuabuganzhiyingqifeng,xiaoshengdunangyiju,jiazheweibahuiliuliuhuiwoshiqule。

“shengzheimedaqiwoyouyaozhangzhouwenle,buxing!wodequzuogepifushenduspa!linchen,nizheigeyuedeshenghuofeixiankoule,sudehua,zaijiwoyiqiankuaiqian!”

“zuogelianxuyaoneimeduoma?”

“nijibuji,bujilaoniangbaniminggenziyaoxialai!”

“woqunizheigefengnvren!”

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linchenyibianshuazhewanyibianchuizheshao,shenghuofeishenmede,buguojibaikuaiqiantagenbenbuzaiyi,fandaoshineigesudehua,suiranbizijidiweigaochuhenduo,danhaoxiangriziyeguodetingcan。

“hongchenlianxin!hongchenlianxin!”

linchenshuahaolewan,kaishiyongmobucadi,suihoujiangwuziyoushoushileyibian,qishencalecaetoushangdebohan,niutoufaxianxiaoliuzhengzaishafashangtuzheshetou,haoqidekanzheziji。

“小六儿,过来!”

linchenchuilegeshao,xiaoliuerweibayiyao,pidianpidiandechongjinlelinchendehuaibaoli,jinqingsajiao。

luleyihuiergou,linchenxishuwanhoubianqudaoyangtaipuhaobeiru,dasuanshuijue,naohaizhongqueyizhihuifangzhejintianfashengdeshiqing。

‘shifuconglaimeiyouzhongduanguowoderenwu,keshouyudequeshitaqinzixiede,erqiezheishishanghaiyoushashizhidetalaorenjiarenweishifenzhongyao?’

‘wu...hejiusuanyige。’

aibuxianglebuxiangle,mingtianhaidezaoqijiesuyuhanshangbanquni。

zhengxiangshuijue,huranjian,shoujizhendongleqilai。

linchennaqilaiyikan,shigemoshengdehaoma,yushianxiajietingjian,shuodao:

“ninhao,ninbodadeyonghuyishengtian,xiaoshishaozhi,dashixunsi,wushiqingguaji!”

dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke,shitanxingdewendao:

“是林辰大人吗?”

“....”

林辰大人?

谁会这么称呼自己?

“你哪位?”

“linchendaren,woshisunjingchenga,ninhaijidema,dangnianninbawocongfeizhoushirenzushoulijiuxialaideneige。”

“e,laosuna,niyoushashi?”

linchenshijingxianglexiang,bingmeiyoushenmeyinxiang,dangchuzijichurenwujiuderenduole,yebuyidingdouzhidaotamenjiaoshenme。

“taihaolelindaren,ninhaijidewo!wozheijinianyizhizaixunzhaonindezongji,jiuxiangzhebaodanindangniandejiumingzhien。”

“zheibutingshuoninzairongcheng,zhenghaowozaizheiliyeyougexiangmu,yaozairongchengtingliuyiduanshijian,ninyoushenmexuyaobangmangde,jinguanzhaowo!”

linchenyanzhuyizhuan,wendao:

“nishizenmezhidaowozairongchengdeni?”

“lindaren,ninbiewuhui,wobushikailejijiagongsime,zhenghaokandaonindeqiuzhixinxile,dangshihaibuganqueren,houlaikanlezhaopiancaizhidao。”

linchenzheicaixiangqilai,dangchuweilebuliupozhan,guyiqujijiagongsitoulejianli。

kanqilaibuxiangshilaoyezipailaidetangyipaodan。

“xing,woyaoshiyouxuyaojiudadianhuazhaoni!”

“aihaolei,lindarenninxianmang,woguale!”

gualedianhua,linchendengzheyanjing,zongsuanshixiangqilaizheigesunjingchengdeyangzile。

tingbaipangdeyiren,dangshineijiaoyigecan,beibaguanglejiazaihuoshangkao,lishangzhuojiuchashifenzhongheyibadiaoliaole。

haijidezijibatajiuxialaihou,kutianqiangdide,haishuoshenmehuaxiarenzuipadejiushikesitaxiang,shiguwucun,lewuzangshenzhidi,yaobushilinchen,zheisanyangsunjingchengjiuquanzhanle。

zheishifashengzaidangnvxuzhiqian,laobusidebukenengcongneishihoujiukaishibuju。

linchenfanlegeshen,banaozilizhuduozashiqingkong,sanmiaorushui。

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diertianyizao,linchenliudianqichuang,jiyijiarenzuohaolezaofan,jiujiansuyuhanheizheyanquancongwoshizoulechulai,chiwanfanhuawanzhuang,jiuranglinchenkaichedaitaqugongsishangban。

kandaotadezhuangtai,linchenanantanlekouqi,yaoshuozheisuyuhantanshangzijiyeshidaomei,renqianbeihouzaolebushaofeiyi,zaisujiadegongsiliyeshoudaozhuduopaiji。

sujiazairongchengshizuohangyunyewude,shilisuandeshangshizhongliu,gongsihexingaocengdoushisujiaren,weiyousuyuhanshigeliwai。

zhiyoutameigeyuedouhuibeianpaiyejirenwu,bupeichebupeiren,wanbuchenghaihuibeifa。

xianzaikaidezheiliangchehaishilinchengaohuilaidesanshoujieda。

dengdaolegongsimenkou,qiahaopengdaosuyuhandebiaogesutianzong。

sutianzonggangcongyiliangbenchishangxialai,kandaosuyuhandejiedache,renbuzhufachuyishenglengxiao:

“woshuosuyuhan,nihaiyoulianlaigongsini,zhibuzhidaonijigongsizaochengleduodasunshi?”

suyuhanmianseyichen:“sutianzong,wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme!”

“heihei,jiushiweilenizheigeshi,dongshizhangcaizhaojidajiakaihui,suyuhan,nizuihaoxianxiangmingbaidaihuiditourencuodezishi!”

sutianzongmizheyancoudaosuyuhanerbian,shuodao:

“sheirangnijiajineigewonangfei,rangzhenggesujiadougenzhenimengxiu!”

suyuhanyaozhezuichun,hunshenzhandou,ehenhendikanzheyangzhangerqudisutianzong,zhongshiwulidexilexibizi,maibuzoujinlegongsi。

linchentongguohoushijingjiangzheiyiqiedoukanzaileyanli,ruoyousuosidechenyinpianke,huranfaxiangangcongsuyuhanzoudeji,shoujijingranwangzailecheshang。

shangbanbudaishoujizenmexing?

linchenbachetinghao,zoujinsujiagongsi,zhunbeijiangshoujisonghaijisuyuhan。