第2章
liuyuanmeiyouhuifule，xianranbeichenyangbuzhidaonalilaideyongqizhenmengbile。
chenyangyaotoukuxiao，tashiyigeyouzizhizhimingderen，wufeijiushixiangshishizheiputongyuanfenfudexiaoguoeryi，zhuixiaohuanvshenzheizhongshiqing，tayagenjiumeixiangguo，zhishibuxiangsuibianzhaogeshiyanduixiangeryi。
chenzhesushemeiren，chenyangbiantaochuleputongyuanfenfu，shouzhizaishangmianxiexialeliyanrandemingzizhihou，xinzhongyidong，bianjianzheiputongyuanfenfuhuazuoyidaoqingguangxiaoshizaileyanqian。
这让陈阳不明觉厉。
“buzhidaozheixiaoguodaodishishenmeyangde……”
diguleyiju，chenyangyoujiangshixianfangzaileliaotianqunzhishang，kanzhegelushenxianshuiqun，qishiyetingyouyiside。
henduojiayuhuxiaodeshenxian，zaizheiweixinqunlihuolinghuoxian，kanlebanshang，chenyangjiudazhimoqingchulezheishenxianweixinqundeqingkuang。
zheiqunlidehuoyuerenyuanjibenshangshiyixietiantingjicenggongwurenyuan，birunazhasantaizi，leigongdianmufufu，baxianzhiyidelvdongbin，julingshenyijiqianliyanshunfengerdengdeng，gujipingshishiqingbijiaoshao，suoyishuiqundeshijianduoyixie，gongzibijiaodi，jibenbuhuifahongbao。
ererlangshen，yuelao，caishen，taibaijinxing，changexianzizheixie，zeshizhongceng，gongzibijiaogao，suoyifahongbaojibenshangdoushitamen。
ziranhaiyougaoceng，biruyuhuangdadi，wangmuniangniangzhileide，buguozheimezhangshijianjiumeijianguotamenmaogepao，mingxianshiwannianqianshuidashen。
dengledoukuaiyigexiaoshile，hongbaomeidengdao，chenyangdaoshiele，zheibianhuanhaoleyifu，laidaoleshitang，suibiandalejigecaichileqilai，yibianchiyibiandingzheshoujipingmu，yifangcuoguorenhedehongbao。
嗡！
蓦然，手机一震。
又发红包了！
chenyangyanjishoukuai，jimangfuzhizhantiefasongchuqu，zhishishousuhaishimanle，rengranmeiyouqiangdao。
“kanlaishangyicinengqiangdaoyijingsuanshirenpinle……”
chenyangbujinkuxiaoyisheng，tiantingneixiedanshengoudesudu，wanquanbushizijiyijiefanrennengpindeguode。
nazhasantaizi：“buhaoyisi，yibuxiaoxinjiudiyile。”
lvdongbin：“xianmu……”
dianmu：“erlangshen，niyetaibugouyisile，hongbaojiuzhiyoushigeminge，nafendeguolaia？”
leigong：“woxifushuodedui，nihaodaishitiantinggaofushuaia，biexiaoqi，duofajige！”
julingshen：“erlangge，qiushishea，wozheigeyueyijingzhuojinjianzhoule……”
erlangshen：“neijiuzaifayige。”
嗡！
erlangshenfalegeputonghongbao，zaoyijingjikenannaidechenyangganjindianleyixiapingmu，dengshi，youshiyigedanmutiaolechulai：“gongxinihuodemizhigouliangyidai，yicunrubaibaoxiang，ketiqushiyong。”
额！？
狗粮！？
chenyangyilianguaiyididiankailebaibaoxiang，kanleyixiashuoming。
【秘制狗粮】
shuoming：renhequanleidongwudouxihuandeshenpinmeishi，zhangshijianweiyanghuiyouteshuxiaoguo。
chenzhesizhoumeiyourenzhuyidaoziji，chenyangbianjiangmizhigouliangtiqulechulai，shoushangdengshiduoleyigehesedezhibao，lakaikanleyixia，jiufaxianzheizhibaolimianmanshixiaogutouzhuangdedongxi，haisanfazheyigushenqidexiangwei。
“wu……jiranshierlangshenfade，zheimeizhunjiushixiaotianquanzhuanyongshipin，zenmeshuoyeshiyitiaoshengou，chidekendingchabudaonaqu，dengyoujihui，woyezhaotiaoerhashishi，meizhunyenengpeiyangchulaiyizhixiaotianquanni？”
xiaolexiao，chenyangzhengdasuanjiangmizhigouliangshouqilaideshihou，erbianhuranchuanlailewangwangdeshengyin，ditouyikan，yebuzhidaoshenmeshihou，yitiaoxuebaidexiaoerhajiuyijingzhanzailezijidejiaobian，yaozheweibayangzhetou，buduandijiaohuan，erneiliangzhiyanjingxijididingzhechenyangshouzhongdemizhigouliang。
“woqu，nizheixiaojiahuocongnamaochulaide？”
chenyangkuxiaoyisheng，yebuzhidaoshisheidechongwugou，kanzhezheixiaojiahuodeyanshenyijingwangyanyuchuanle，yezheshiburenqugan，taochuleyimeixiaogutoujiurengjileta，xiaoerhalimayongzuibajiezhu，pazaidishangmeimeidichizhele。
kanzhezhuoshangdefancaiyechidechabuduole，chenyangjiutaizhecanpanlikai，jieguoneitiaoxiaoerhayibianjiaohuanzheyibianpidianpidiandigenzaichenyangshenhou。
“汪！汪！汪！”
e，zheimizhigouliangdemeilizheshitaidaledianba？chenyangzuijiaochouchu，yourengleyikuaixiaogutou，dengxiaoerhayipazaidishang，likelikaileshitang。
zheimizhigouliangkeshizhunbeipeiyangyitiaoxiaotianquande，chenyangkeshebudejizheitiaobuzhidaocongnaermaochulaidexiaoerhaquanchile。
chenzheneitiaoxiaoerhamishizaimeishidangzhongdeshihou，chenyangyijingchoushenhuidaolesushe。
sheyouzhangruiyijinghuilaile，zhengzhunbeikaidiannaodayouxi，jianchenyanghuilaile，bujinyilianguaiyidiwendao：“liuyuanshuonixiangzhuiliyanran？”
“zenmekeneng？”chenyangkuxiaoyisheng。
zhangruiyanjingyimi：“shibushibeilaomaoji**le，jingshenyouxiecuoluanle？”
“taluanshuode！”chenyangpielepiezui，yibianzuoxiayibianjianggouliangfangzaileyibian：“wuhuilewodeyisieryi。”
zhengshuozhehua，menjiezhejiukaile，maoshi，liuyuanerrenyeshangkehuilaile，gangguanshangmenjiumanlianguaiyidiwangzhechenyang。
maoshiheiheiyixiao：“bushiyaoquzhuiliyanranme？zaisushezuozhejiunengzhuidao？”
“kaiwanxiao，yebukankanyanggeshenmeren，shuaidezhenggerendoukuaizhale，hebizijizhuini，meizhundaihuierliyanranzijisongshangmenlaini？”
mingyanrendoukandechulai，chenyangheliyanranwanquanjiushilianggeshijiederen，yigeshizhongrenaimudenvshen，yigeshidianxingqiongguangdan，xiangyaoyoujiaojijibenshangshibukenengdeshiqing。
zheibushitonghua，xianshilimianlaihamaxiangchitianerou，genbenjiushibukenengdeshiqing。
chenyangpielepiezui，zhijiewushizhongrendechaofeng，yelandejieshile，yinweiduiyutamenlaishuo，jieshijiushiyanshi。
“汪！汪！汪！”
zhongrenzhengyaojixudaquchenyangdeshihou，menwaihuranchuanlailegoufeisheng。
chenyangbuyoudeyileng，haimeihuiguoshenlai，maoshijiuyijingkailemen，zhengtanchutoudasuankankanqingkuangde，jieguozhiqianjiandaodeneitiaoxiaoerhalikehuantuodipaolejinlai，zuozailechenyangdejiaobian，yangtouwangzheta，yaoweitushe，shashikeai。
“e，nishashihouyangdexiaogou？”
zhongrendouyouxiefaleng，liuyuanshenchushouzhengdasuanmoyixiaxiaoerha，naxiangdaoxiaoerhalikeduokai，paodaolechenyangdeyizidixiapazhe，tabuyoudeshuodao：“yo，haitingrenshengde。”
“zheibushiwoyangdea……”chenyangkuxiaoyisheng：“gangcaizaishitangzhuangjiande，buzhidaosheiyangde，yizhigenzaiwo**houmian，gangcaimingmingdoushuaidiaole，zenmezijidounengzhaoshangmenlai？”
“tailingxingleba？zijidounengzhaoguolai？”maoshidunxiashenzi，gangxiangchangshizhebaxiaoerhanachulaide，naxiangdaozheixiaoerhaturanfanlian，zhangkaizuijiuyao。
maoshijimangchoushou，hedetuileyibu：“**，zheimexionghen？”
zhangruichouleyiyanxiaoerha，yihuodishuodao：“nvshengdeba，nikan，bozishanghaidaizhegexiaofenqiu。”
“buzhidaoa，quxuexiaoluntanfagetieziba，wenwensheide。”
chenyangsonglesongjian，congmizhigouliangdailiyoumochuleyigenxiaogutou，fangzailexiaoerhadeshenbian，xiaoerhalikexingfenle，ganjincongyizidixiachulaijiuchileqilai。
“yi！？nishashihoumaidegouliang？”maoshiyihuodao。
“lushanggaohuodong，yourensongleyibao。”chenyangzaoyijingyoulezhunbei：“gujishiyinweizheigouliangdeyuanguba。”
liuyuanmeimaoyitiao：“meizhunshiyixingxiangxini，zheixiaomuerhakanshanglenizheizhidanshengou……”
chenyangdunshimanlianheixian：“gewuen！”
zhongrendengshihahadaxiaoleqilai，juezheyouqu，youkaishidounongqixiaoerhalai，zhishizheixiaoerhamingxianrenren，chulechenyangyiwai，duiqitarendouhuiziyaliezui。
chenyangjianzhuang，juezhezheimizhigouliangdexiaoguohaibucuo，gengjiajiandinglepeiyangyizhimaopaixiaotianquandexiangfa。
嘭嘭嘭！
jiuzaizhongrendounongxiaoerhadeshihou，qiaomenshengzaiyicixiangleqilai。
zhongrenyileng，youshilimenzuijindemaoshikaimen。
menyikai，bianjiandaoyigejinglideshenyingzhanzaimenkou。
“李嫣然！？”
maoshixiayishidiwendao，yongyouzhenengrangnanrenguomubuwangderongyanheaotuyouzhidemoguishencai，zheiyangdenvren，zaixuexiaoli，chuleliyanranhainengyoushei？
dangzhongrenhaimeihuiguoshenlaideshihou，yilianjiaojideliyanranjiandaoxiaoerha，dengshixinzhongyixi，gubudeqitabianzoujinlesushezhizhong，yibajiujiangxiaoerhabaozailehuaizhong，songlekouqisidishuodao：“tiantian，zongsuanshizhaodaonile！”
yipangdechenyangtoutoudifanlegebaiyan，yongjiaozhidounengxiangchulai，kendingshiputongyuanfenfuqixiaoguole……
真狗血剧情啊！