第1章 就这么摔的

wuyunzheyue,kuangfengzhouyu。

binhaishirenminyiyuan,yijianputongdebingfang,linfannaodaishangbaozheyicenghouhoudeshabu,zhenggerenbizheyanjingtangzaibingchuangzhishang。

lianggehuanyaodexiaohushi,kanleyanbingchuangshangdelinfan,wunaideyaoleyaotou。

“meixiangdaozheishazilinfan,jingranganchenzhedasaoweishengdeshihouqufeilinvbingren,ruobushiwangzhurenzuzhi,daletayigunzi,zheikejiuchudashile。”

“nishuo,lilinyishengzheimehaodenvren,zenmejiujiajileyigeshazini,jianzhirangrenfeijie。”

lunqizhangxianglaishuo,lilinpaidierquanyiyuanmeirenganshuodiyi,bingqielilinweirenshanliang,nianjiqingqingjiuchengweilezhengshiyisheng,xiangzhuitadenanyishengnengjimanzheigebingfang。

keshizheimegemeinv,jingranjiajileyigeshazi——

chengweilerenmenchayufanhoudexiaobing——

lingyigezaiyiyuangongzuolejiniandehushi,wunaidetanlekouqi:“jushuozheilinfanyiqianhelilinyishengshidaxuetongxue。”

“yicidaxuebiyedelvyoufashengleyiwai,linfanweilejiulilinyishengnaozishoudaolezhongshang,bianchengleshazi,lilinyishengcaijiajileta。”

xiaohushitinglekanzheyanqiandelinfan,yanjingchongmanlefuzadeshense,yingxiongshemingjiumei,meirenyishenxiangxu,benshitonghuadejuben,zennaiheyingxiongbianchengleshazi,meirenyechengweilezhongrenkouzhongdexiaobing。

造化弄人——

轰隆~

yishengjuxiang,yidaohuitianmiedibandejingleishanguo,heiyeshunjianyourubaizhouyiban,renmenxiayishidewuzhuleerduo。

yidaorouyankanbudaodejinguang,zuanrulinfandemeixinzhinei——

“haha,meixiangdaolaofudujiejingranyinlailejiutianshenlei,suiranroushenbeihuishenshijisan,danyebuwangcisheng。”

“nianqingrenjiranlaofushenshijinrunishen,jibianshiheniyouyuan,laofubianzhiliaohaoninaoneidejingmai,zaibabishengsuoxuechuanjini,jinhounibianshilaofudechuanren,daohaoyulong!”

canglaodeshengyinyuelaiyuexuruo,zhidaozuihouxiaoshizaizheitiandizhijian——

ercishilinfanyemengdizuoleqilai,naohaizhizhongbuduandefuxianzheyiduanduanshenaodewenzi《tiandizaohuajue》《yixianbaodian》……

linfanganjuenaodaiyizhendecitong,suishouneimeyihui,jinbidebingfangyizhenkuangfengxilai,chuifanlepangbiandebingchuang。

ruoshiyouwudaogaoshouzaiciyidinghuichijing。

zhangfengxianchuang,wudaodazongshi——

“youhe,zheibushilindabaojieyuanma,zenmefapiqibachuangxianle?”

“ganjinqushoushicesuoba,guolejintiannilianzaiyiyuanshoushicesuodejihuidoumeiyoule!”

zheigeshihoubingfangdemenbeihuanhuandakai,yigeshifenbuhexiedeshengyinxiang。

linfanwenshengkanqu,lairenzhengshidalezijiyimengundewangjielenglengdewen:“shisheirangnixianhaiwode?”

jintianzijihewangchangyiyangqubingfangdasaoweisheng,buliaoyigenvbingrenturantuoxialezijidebinghaofu,luchuleyipianpianbaihuahuaderouti,zhihoudahanzhefeili。

linfanhaimeifanyingguolaideshihou,wangjiejiunazhetiegunchonglejinlai,henhenyigunzidafanlelinfan。

xianzaishenzhihuifudelinfan,zirannengxiangmingbai,zheishiyichangyinmou——

wangjiechayidekanzhelinfan,zhihouhuanguoshenlaichaoxiaodekanzhelinfan:“youhe,nizheishazicongmingle?”

“woyebupagaosuni,zheiyiqiedoushimocongshaoyerangwozuode,weidejiushirangnihelilinlihun。”

mocong!linfanturanyanjingyimi,zheigemingzitazaishuxibuguole,zheimocongshizijihelilindedaxuetongxue,shigeshifenwankudefuerdai。

daxuedeshihouzhangzhejialimianyouqianhuzuofeiwei,jinjinyinianshijian,jiugaodalesigenvtongxuededuzi。

haiyouyigeyinweixiangbukaizisha,buguoshihouyinweimocongjialimiandeguanxiyejiubulelezhile。

kandaolinfandebiaoqing,wangjiechaoluchuleyiliandeweisuodexiaorong:“mocongshaoyedecailiniyeshizhidaode,xianzainifeilinvbingrendeshiqing,mocongshaoyeyijingpairenchuandaolelijia。”

“xianglaililinmashangjiuyaohenilihun,daoshihoutahaibushimocongshaoyedezhangshangwanwu?”

“juchuanwen,nihelilinhaimeitongguofang,daoshihoutadediyicikejiurangmocongshaoyexiangshoule。”

tinglewangjiedehualinfansisidewozhulequantou,zicongzijihelilinjiehun,lijiarenjiuyizhikanbushangzijizheigeshazi,duocixiangganzijizou。

duokuilelilinnianjiuqingyizhibaohuzheziji,raoshizheiyang,lijiayeyilijiabuyangxianrenweiyou,rangzijichulaigongzuo。

lilinwunaizhihaozaiyiyuanjizijizhaolegebaojieyuandegongzuo,suiranjingchangzaoshoubierenxinong,danshiyesuanshiduzhulelijiadezui。

danshizheixiaruoshilijiarenzhidaolezheijianshi,feiyaojietifahuibuke,dequeshijiantoutengdeshiqing。

“zenme,xiangxiangnilaopozaichuangshangyuxianyusidebiaoqingni?”

“niyinggaixiexiemocongshaoye,tinilaopokaizhang,rangtazhidaoshenmejiaonanren!”wangjiekanlinfanxianrushensi,haizaiyipangbutingdecijizheilinfan。

zheigeshihoulinfanyibutashang,wangjieyanqianyihuadelinfanyijingchuxianzailetademianqian,linfanyoushoushenchuzhiquwangjie。

benlaiwangjiexiangyaoduoshan,danshilinfandeyoushoujiuyourucangyingdelizhuayibanyoukuaiyouzhun,wangjieyouruyizhibaituyiban,beilinfandanshoulinzhebolingtileqilai。

wangjiedajing,zheigeshazijintianzenmezheimelihai,lidideshuangjiaopinlemingdezhengzhazhe,keximeiyourenhedexiaoguo。

“sha……shazi……nigandawo?”

linfanzhishiweiweiyixiao:“zheigeshijieshanghaiyoushazibuganzuodeshiqing?”

啪~

linfanyoushouhenhendeyigeerguangshanzailewangjiedelianshang,yigujulixilaiwangjiezhenggerenzhijiefeilechuqu,henhendezhuangzaileyibiandeqiangshang。

erlinfanzeshiyourudiuleyidailajiyiban,touyebuhuidedabuzouchubingfang。

“shazi,nijiwozhanzhu!”linfanganggangzoudaoyiyuandating,jiutingjianhoumianyizhensixinliefeidehaojiaozhisheng,jiuhaoxiangshaonvbeirenwuruleyiban。

linfanhuitouwangqu,zhijiankouwaiyanxiebizihaitangzhexianxuedewangjieliangqiangqiangqiangdechaozhezijizouleguolai。

linfanzeshiweiweiyixiao,zoudaowangjiedemianqianxiaoshengdeshuo:“wangzhurenxiaoshengdian,zhouweiderendouzaikannini,ruoshitamenzhidaonibeiyigeshazidale,nishuoyihounizaiyiyuanhaitaideqitouma。”

wangjieyishiyusai,kanzhezhouweizhizhidiandiandezhongren,ganjindaotuilejibuhelinfanbaochijuli。

zheigeshihouyigedaizhejinseyanjingdeyishengzoulechulai,kanzhekanzhekouwaiyanxiedewangjiexiangyaotaohaodexunwen。

“wangzhuren,nidelianshizenmenongde?”

“nixianzaikeshizanmenyiyuandeyingxionga。”

“shibushilinfanzheibenbuyaoliandedongxiduinidajibaofu。”

wangjieliansedabianganjinjieshi:“hushuo,zheigeshazizenmegandawo?zheishiwozijiyibuxiaoxinshuaide!”

yishengkanzhewangjiekouwaiyanxiedeyangzi,congyiershiniancongweijianguoyourenkeyizailianshangshuaiyigehongshouyina,xiayishidexunwen:“zenmeshuaide?”

wangjieyusaiyishiwufashuochulai,kanzhezhouweizhizhidiandiandezhongren,cikehendeyagendouyangyang,henhendeyigeerguangshanzaileyishengdelianshang。

“就这么摔的!”

kanzheqijibaihuaidewangjielikai,zhiliuxiayilianmengbideyishengzhanzaileyuandi。