第五章 争风吃醋

“meinv,jiwolaiyifenbaijiangdunxiaoniurou,qishiyangtui,yangcongtang。”jiuzaicishi,zhangdongshuanglangdeshuodao,tasuoyongdeyuyan,yishiyingyu,xiangbitangboneibiejiao,youmingxiankouyindeyingyu,zheichunzhengdelundunqiang,zhanluchuyisiruyaqizhi。

qiaojianzheiyimuhou,anyanrandeqiaolian,fuxianchucuoezhise,tahaizhenshimeiyouxiangdao,yizhiwusuoshishidefeicaizhangdong,jingranhuijingtongyingyu,zhenshilingtajuedefeiyisuosi。

“zhenmeixiangdao,nihaidongdeyingyu,gujishiwaiqimenjiantaigao,nicaimeiyoubanfajiuzhiba。”tangbozishishengaodekaikou,tabingbuxiangzhangdongchujinfengtou,lengshengdao:“jiusuandongdeyingyu,yemeishenmelebuqi,miqilinlishuyufaguo,weiyouchunzhengdefayu,caipeideshangmiqilincantingdefenwei。”

tingwenzheihuahou,zhangdongdeshuangmushanguoxixuezhise,zheigejiahuohaizhenshibusixin,suirantasangshijiyi,keduiyuyuyandezhangwonengli,bingweishuaitui,muqiantasuozhangwobaguoyuyan,zuyilingrentanfu。

“meinv,qingjiwopangbianzheiweinvshi,dianshangyifenbaojiangegan,songluyangpai。”zheiyici,zhangdongsuoshiyongdeyuyan,heranshifayu,neixianshuruyadeqiangdiao,lingfuzejiedaidejinfanvlangdashouchudong,tazhiliuhuaxiashunianyijiu,diyicijiandaofayuruciliulidehuaxiaren。

“haode,xiansheng,nindeqiangdiaohenmiren,shiweiruyadeshenshi。”jinfameinvyongfayuhuiying,liangrenreqingdejiaotanjiju,zhangdongneijunlangdezirong,tantubufandeqizhi,jihukuaijiangzheibenfangdejinfanvlangmidao!

yuanbenduizhangdongxinhuaibufendeanyanran,yishibeijingdebuqing,nanguaizhangdongnenggoushoudaoyeyedeqizhong,kanlaibingfeishipingyongzhibei,zhiyupangbiandetangbo,qidebizidoukuaiwaile,lengxiaodao:“kanlainishigefanyiyuan,nanguaihuirucichufengtou,kezaizheigefanrongdeshehui,youqiancaishidaye!”

tangbodeshuoci,dunshiranganyanrancuzhedaimei,buguanruhe,jingtongduoguoyuyan,suandeshangyimenbusudejineng,jinglicishizhihou,kandaitangbodemuguang,yuefalengdanqilai,tangboyishiyousuochajue,weilewanhuimianzi,qiangyanhuanxiaodao:“xiangfengjishiyouyuan,zanmenhedianhongjiuqingzhuyixia。”

tangbozishijiuliangguoren,dasuanjiangzhangdongguanzui,daoshihouyaoxiangranzhianyanran,wuyihuirongyixuduo。

duiyutangbodexiaoxinsi,zhangdongqinengbuzhi,ketadaoshimeiyoujujue,juexingtoushiyanzhihou,tadetizhiyishituibian,jihukemianyijiujingdeduhai,weileguandaozhangdong,tangboyishiyonglefeitongxiaokededaijia,dinglehaojipingdushupogaodehongjiu。

“lai,xiangyemenyiyanghegetongkuai!”tangboyangzhuangreqingdehandao,taluxujizhangdongdaolehongjiu,cuicuduifangyiyinerjin,youyuzheishishanghaojiushui,kouganhaisuanbucuo,zhangdongdaoshimeiyoujujue,liangrenrutongniuyin,heganshiyupinghongjiu。

“zheijiahuo,weishenmehaimeiyoudaoxialai?!”tangboganjueyishibiandemohuqilai,youyuchajuedaozhangdongjiuliangguoren,weilebimianzitaokuchi,chaozhefuwuyuanhandao:“jiezhang!”

dangqiaojianzhangdanneiyixilieshuzijinehou,tangbodeliansedunshilvleqilai,zuiyidangranwucun,querdaizhi,shiyimonanyiyanshidenurong!

“**,sheirangnidingbaerniandelafei!”tangboqijibaihuaidehedao,zhangdongyikouqiheguangliupinglafei,zheicicanfei,zuyoushangbaiwan,jiusuantadeshenfenbusu,keyouyulingyongqianbeixianzhi,zheiduiyutaeryan,kebushiyibixiaoshumu!

“zenme,nigaibuhuishihaibuqiba。”zhangdongwugudesongsongjian,zheirangpangbiandeanyanranrenjunbujin,zheige**shuarendejiqiao,haizhenshitingniuchade。

youyunuhuozhongshao,tangbochedishikongqilai,sihoudao:“agang,jiwojiaoxunzheigexiaozi!”

huayingangluo,gezuodeyigejingzhuanghanzi,longxinghubudezouleguolai,cirendeshilibusu,zaitangshizhubaoxing,suandeshangyimingmengjiang!

“chouxiaozi,yujianwo,suannidaomei!”agangzixindehedao,tadeshencaikuiwu,xiangjiaozhixia,zhangdongxiandepoweishouruo。

“tangbo,zhangdongshiwodepengyou……”suirananyanranbudaijianzhangdong,keyebuxianghouzheshoudaozhongshang,qiaojianmeireneryizaiweihuzhangdong,tangbodeduhuo,chediyinrankailai!

“yanran,cishihenimeiguanxi,zheixiaozitaixiaozhang,bixujiaoxunyidun,agang,jiwodongshou!”

delingzhihou,agangyigejianbu,chongdaozhangdongdemianqian,youyucishidezhangdong,dakaitoushiyan,cirendedongzuo,rutongwoniubanhuanman,qingyideshanbikailai,yijiaochuaizhongagangdefubu,youyulidaoguomeng,agangdeshentibushoukongzhidefeilechuqu,yingshengzazhongqiangbi!

qiaojianagangbeijibaizhihou,tangboyoujingyounu,tacongdoulinachushouji,botongyigedianhua,handao:“sanshu,wozaishiqudemiqilincanting,yougebuqiyande**,jiangagangjidashangle,qingnikuaidianguolai!”

gualedianhuazhihou,tangboyoushiwukongdedenglezhangdongyiyan,lengxiaodao:“chouxiaozi,wokeshitangshizhubaoxingdeshaodongjia,dezuilewo,nibiexiangzaiyunhaishihunxiaqu。”

duiyutangbozibaomenhu,zhangdongdelianpangfuxianchuguguaizhise,tadaoshiyaokankan,zheigeshaodongzhu,daodinengyouduoniucha!

shijifenzhonghou,yiliangjiazhangbandebinliche,benshidaomiqilincantingdemenkou。

dangzhixiaonaoshideyifang,heranshitangshizhubaoxinghou,miqilindelaobanbaochichenmo,bingbuxiangtazuzheitanghunshui。

chemendakaizhihou,yigeshuzhedabeitou,diaozhexueqiedezhongniannanzi,jingzhidezoulejinlai,zaitadeshenhou,lianggetietabandezhuanghangenzhejinlai,congneishanyuebanchenzhongdeqishikanlai,zheiliangren,biqiagang,zhiqiangburuo。

“xiaohuozi,jiushinidaleagang,wulunshishei,jinerdoudefuchudaijia。”zhongniannanzijiangxueqienaxialai,lengshengdao,kejiuzaicishi,zhangdongcongkoudainachuyizhangtangjindemingpian,danrandedadao:“nixiangrangwofuchushenmedaijia?!”

qiaojianzhangdongnachutangjinmingpianhou,yuanbenxiaozhangkuangwangdezhongniannanzi,liansezhouranningguqilai,zhiyupangbiandetangbo,zeshijiaoqidao:“daduannideshuangtui,jiangnirengchuqu!”

tangbodeyanyugangshuowan,lianpangdouranaileyigeerguang,pingriliduitatengaiyoujiadesanshu,wanrufengziyiban,chaozhetayidunquandajiaoti,neikudiehanniangdeshengyin,lingpangrenbuhanerliqilai。

“xiaochusheng,kuaijizheiweixianshengdaoqian!”