第二章 这个爹叫赵帧!我还不知道

dierzhangzheigediejiaozhaozhen!wohaibuzhidao

sanrenhuidaoneitang,zhaozhenfaxianzheineitangyeheyibandeneitangbuyiyang,yousongruanzhijideyizi,haiyoukeyiqianhouyaohuangdetangyi,tangshangqujiuxiangshitangzailebeirulimian,shushizhiji,erquzaizheihandongzhizhongwennuanshifen,rangrenliulianwangfan。

sanrendouzuozaitangyilimian,zhaozhenxiaoyiyingyingdedaliangzhezheishisiwusuideshaonian,wendao:“nizheixienianzenmeguode?”

qinanmizheyanjing,wushengyixiao:“hainengzenmeguo?suoxingniangzoudeshihoujiwoliuxialezheizuozhaizi,woyigerenzhuanledianqian,jiuqinglejigexiaren,zheixienianjiuzheimeguode。nidaoshixiaosa,quliaoguoxiaoyaoshiyinian,pashichadianjiuwanglezheilihaiyoujiahaiyouerzileba?niangshuonizoudeshihouchuandeshiyishenbaipao,huilaideshihouhaishizheiban,kanlainiyemeizenmefuguia。”

tingdaoqinanyouxieyuanqidehua,zhaozhenchuqidemeiyoufouren。

taxiayishidejuedemianqiandeshaonianhenbuyiban,tashenshangshaoleyizhongdushurenderuiqi,keduodeneiyifenzeshichengnianrendelaoqibaqiuhewenzhong。

“en,chuqulezheimejiu,shiwobudui!”

zhaozhenyijuhuarangkouzhunchengdeyixiazuoleqilai,tazhigougoudekanzhezheiweidasongguanjiadelian。

你这是搞什么?

nikeshidasongguanjia,nirengeyizishizenmehuishi?

erqieniyaozhidao,niyadeshimeiyouziside!niyaoshirengeyizi,nizhidaoduizongshiyouduodadeyingxiangma?

寇准惊呆了。

“meigongfuguaizuini,youhuadengxiaqugenwoniangshuo。”qinanxinlitouyeshiweiweiyijin,zhijuedexinliyouyizhongchongdong,tazhidao,zheishiyuanshentizhurendeyinianzaizhengzha。

sanrenzhongguianning,turanzhaozhenwendao:“zuijintianhuasinve,beifangxuezaibuduan,henduorendouzaishuoshitaihouzhizhengshiqiwudezaochengde,minjianshenzhiyourenxiangyaotaihouxiazuijizhao,yigaoshangtian,nirenweizenmeyang?”

qinantailetaiyanpi,kanlekanrenzhenzhijidezhaozhen。

“suiyiyilunguanjiashi,zheigexiguankebuhao,daidaoyaokantoudele。”qinandandandao。

“suibianliaoliaoma,woyeshicongbeifangganhuilaideshihouzaibeifangtingdaoyourenzaishuo,xiangtingtingnideyijian。”zhaozhenxiaodao。

“wodeyijian?henjiandana,guanjiayaoshibusha,jiubuhuidaying。”

“e?zenmeshuo?”kouzhunhaoqidewendao。

qinandandanyixiao,shuodao:“tianzailinianlaijieyoufasheng,tangtaizongzhenguansiniantongyangyeyoubaoxuesinve,keninengshuolishiminzhizhengbuhao?taruoshizhizhengbuhao,helaidezhenguanzhizhi?guigenjiedi,suoweideshide,buguoshibaixingmendeyixiangbale。”

qinanzhidaozhaozhenduiliuedeganqing,lishishang,zhaozhenjiusuanshizailiuesilezhihou,doumeiyouduiliuezuochushenmegongjixingdeshiqing,taxindishizaishitairencile,rencidaoshushinianruyiridebufahuo。

zhaozhenduiliueshiyouganqingde,bijingliueyangyuta,tengaita,jiletahuangdideweizhi。

suoyicongguzilimian,zhaozhenjueduibuhuidaying。

“zaizhe,sheizhidaozheishibushishenmejuxinpocederensanbudeyaoyan,guanjiaruoshizhendezheimezuo,neizheigeshiqingjiudatiaole。yigelianzijimuqindouhubuzhudeguanjia,huoxushilinhuikuazan,keshizaibaixingdexinli,zheiyangdehuangdi,jiushiwudewuxiao。”

kouzhuntingdezixi,lianliandiantou,tayechenshengdao:“meicuo。”

zhaozhendeliansecishiyinchendewubi,yanshenyinsensendewangzhetianhuaban。

qinandanxiaoyisheng,lahuilezhaozhendesixu,shuodao:“guanjiazheimezuo,shilinjiuhuigaoxing,gaoxingguanjiashigeyaomianzideren,yuanyibeishilinyaoyanzhangkong。erbaixingnaliguandeleshenmeshenhouming,tamenzhihuizhidao,lianzijiniangdouhubuzhuderen,bupeichengzhiweixiaoyishuangquan。”

zhaozhenrumengfangxing,liansehuifuruchang。

“neiyanxiaguanjiazenmeban?”zhaozhenlailexingzhi,juedewenyixiaqinanhuoxuhuiyoushouhuo。

“hainengzenmeban,diyijiushi。xianrangyixierenjiezhongtianhua,ranhourangwanggongdachenquanfubaixing,zuihaotazijiyepaoyitang,jiangxiaodaolianggezibiaoxianchulai,rangbaixingkandao,anfuminxin。dier:yangekongzhitianhuasinvedefanwei,yanjinyiqietianhuaganranfanweineiderenyuanliudong,jiushisi,yeyaosizaineigedifang。disan:kongzhishuiyuan,danfanshiweiyuganranqufanweineideheliuquanbujinzhiyinyong,yuanyidiandedouyaoshaokaicainenghe。disi:paijunzhuzha,suishizhunbeizhenyayixiebushiqudejiahuo。disi:jisuoyouzhuguoganranzhededifangquanbuyongshengshihuipusa,xiaodu。”

shuowan,kouzhundiyigexianrulechensizhizhong。

tahenkuaijiuwendao:“weiheyaokongzhishuiyuan?”

“nijuedeyitiaohe,huiliuguoduoshaocunzizhenzi?nizixixiangxiang,shibushimeiciwenyilailezhihou,jinguanyijingyangekongzhilerenyuan,quehaishiyourenyuanyuanbuduandeganran?”

qinanxiaodao:“jiushiyinweisishidechuli,sishishenshangdewenyiganranyuansuizheshuiliuliudaoxiayou,xiayouderenheleshengshui,henkuaijiuhuiganran!ershaoshuikeyiwanquanxiaomiewenyibingdu,suoyiheshuiyidingyaoshaokai!chulediyitiaoshiwangyangbulaowai,qitadedoushiweilefangzhitianhuajixukuosan,wohaiyaokaoxiucaini,kebuxiangdaoshihoubianjingsishangwushu。”

qinanshuowan,lingwailiangrenzhijiedaizaiyuandi。

震撼了!

kouzhunjiannandeyanleyanhoulonglimiandelaotan,xindiyoushengyindahanzhe。

“shile!meicuo!woyizhidouzaiqiguai,weishenmemingmingrenmeiyouliudong,kewenyihaishihuisisankailai,jingnizheimeyishuo,heliu!shiti!shile!yidingshizheiyangde!”

kouzhunmamudeshuozhe,rutongyiyujingxingmengzhongrenyibandezhenhan。

takanzheqinandeyanshenyebianle,tazheiyikezhendexinleneiyijuhua。

高手在民间啊!

qinandeyixihuajitadailaidezhenhanbuyayuzhaozhenrenlegeyizi,tajuedezijijintianshoudaode**shizaishibushao。

zhaozhendandandekanlekankouzhun,shuodao:“laopinga,niyehuijiaquba,woheniyiluhuibianjing,yilushangduokuiyounizhaoyingle。”

kouzhunzhidaozheishixiangrangzijimabutingtideshishiyanniudoujiezhong,yeshiqudeqishengaotui。

kouzhunlikaizhihou,zheiyiduiqiguaide‘fuzi’daidaidekanzheyuanwai,youxiandeyaohuangzheyaoyi。

“waimiandezishinixiede?”zhaozhenheqinandahua。

qinandianlediantou,lanyangyangdeshuodao:“xianlaiwushixiede。”

zhaozhenshayanle,zhenjingdao:“nicaiduoda?jingnengxiechuneiyangdezi!neiyangdezitiwowensuoweiwen,nicongnalixuelaide?”

zhaozhencishijuedezheigeerzideshenshanghaiyouhaoduodemidian,tagenbenkanbutou。

qinanbailetayiyan,zongbunengshuozheishinimougezisunchuangzaodeshoujintiba?

“shoujinti,wozichuangde。”

“nizichuangde?”zhaozhenyoudianzuobuzhule。

“yanjidaoshisisuidangjinshi,woshiwusuichuangzaogezitizenmele?”qinankanbuguanzheijiahuomeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,niyaoshihuiyongshouji,wojiuneishinizhidaoshenmejiaoruanmengshaonvti。

zhaozhenyoudianwufajieshou,zheigenbenbuhelia。

qinanmizheyanjing,xindao:nibuzhidaodeshiqinghaiduozheni,wotanzhejiunengbianqiang,nigenwobi?

qinandexitongmingzijiujiao‘moyuxitong’,zhiyaotanzhemoyu,jiunenggoudedaojiangli,qinanyijinglingqulesiqianshichendejiangli,xiayimubiaoshichongjiwuqianshichen!erzheishufajingtong,zhishizaijishigeshichendeshihoujiudedaodejiangli,shizaishibuzhiyiti。

yaozhidao,jiulianyuanzilimianneibaliangyinqiang,zuzuyibaiershijinzhong,keqinandounengsuishouwudong,zheixitongjiqinandedailaidedongxishizaishitaiduole。

zhaozhentangdehunhunyushui,wuliaodezhinengqishenzaizheizhaizilimianyoudang。

tademouzihaishiyouyidekanlekanqinan,qinanliansesuiranmeiyoubiaodashenme,keyouxieqingganshibunengyangaide,taxinlihaishiduineigeshiyinianbuhuijiadefuqinyousuoyuanyan。

kedaodishiyigezenmeyangdeshaonian?nenggouxuehuirucijingyanjuejuedeshufa?younengyouzheibanchengshudezhengzhilinian?