“qianqiannisile，dieniangzenmebana！”
wuqianqiantangzaichuangshangtingdaohaotaodakudeshengyin。
“dangchujiubugairangqianqianjiaguoqu，mingdoumeiyoule，wuwuwu！”
tazhengkaiyanjing，kandaodeshiliangzhangcangsangdelian，bitiyanleiquanhuzailianshang。
自称是她的爹娘。
tayijiegunv，nalaidedieniang。
见鬼了！
huangusizhou，nibatuqiang，maocaojiashangjipianquelejiaodewapianwuding，dishangkengwawa，xianranshilouyusuozhi！
pangbianhaiyouyizhangsuishidouhuitadechuang，yigequelejiaodezhuozi，mianqiangdeyongshitoudianzhe。
yigepojiubukandemubanshangfangzheliangjianbudingdiebudingdeyifu，xiamianhaifangzhelianggemanshiwunidedaizi，jianloudoukecan！
wuqianqianmanliandeyihuo，tazheishizuomeng？
erbianyouchuanlaixijierqideshengyin，wuqianqianjingdechadiancongchuangshanggunluoqilai。
naozhongcitong，xinchendiandian，yixiebushuyutadejiyiguanrunaozhong。
yuanshenyizhibeijiarenchongaizhezhangda，shiwusuikanshanglegebicundexiezhang，tiangoubanyinianhou，ruyijiaruxiejia，huanxiangmeixiumeisaoguoshenghuo，yizhangxiushushuaizaitadelianshang。
"nibuxiaojingpopo，shanduxiaoguzi，nvedaizhizi，meiyouyifuweitian........"
tingzhezheixieliyou，wuqianqianyanqianyizhenxuanyun！
天塌了！
xiezhang，xiejiadeererzi，weishubuduoguihuacundedushuren，chujianxiezhang，zaihebianmoyu，wuqianqiantaitoukandaoyigeshenxingxiaoshou、wuguanjunmei，chuanzheyijianhuibaizhangpaodenanzi。
yanshenbujingyijianchupeng，xinpengpengdetiao，wuqianqianshunjianlunxian。
jiajita，shitadezhinian，tabugujiarendefandui，cunlirendexiaohua，yingshicoudaotamianqian，daxianyinqin！
danfanjialiyouyiwenqian，tadouyaobokaibanwenjixiezhang。
lianzhizisongjinzuidedianxindouhenbudekouwachulai。
jiajixiezhanghou，fushiwobingdepopo，duanshiduanniao，taohaoxiaoguzi，xintengzhizi，shangshankanchai，xiashuimoyu，haowuyuanyan！
haoburongyiaochutoule，xiezhangkaoshanglexiucaile，dengtadebushixiyue，ershixiushu。
tazhigaoqiyangdizhanzaiwuqianqiandemianqian，manliandexianqi。
“niwoyuanfenyijin，gun！”
wuqianqianguizaixiezhangdemianqianqiqiuta,buxiangxinxiezhangduitayidianganqingdoumeiyou。
chezhexiezhangdeyixiufangyandao：“tashengshixiejiaderen，sishixiejiadegui，xiuxiangtazaixiushushanganshouyin，chufeishitasile！”
xiezhanglisedao：“nihaoziweizhi！xiejiayimeiyouniderongshenzhidi！”shuowanfuxiudabudezouchumenwai。
yinianqianxiezhangdemuqinyangmeihuashangshankanchaishuaiduanletui，tayiweizijiwuyuandushu。
muqinwobingzaichuang，wurenzhaogu，weilejitajiaoshuxiu，jialiyinliangyishisuoshengwuji，shenghuoxianrujuejing。
cishidewuqianqiandechuxianzhengshijiejueletadekunjing，tazenmehuijujue。
yiqiongerbaidexiejiazhinachuleyiliangyinzi，congcongdexiapinli，hansuandejiushui。
jinfengjiaxintengnver，buyuantajiaguoqushouku，yingshisichuchoucuo，couzushiliangyinzidangzuojiazhuang，zuozulepaimian，jiangnverjialeguoqu。
hunhouwuqianqianbasuoyoudejiazhuangbutielexiezhang，lengshizhilengqilexiejia。
tayigebeijialihehuzhangdadejiaojiaonv，guodesiyiwangwei。
chengqinhouyingshibeixiejiacuomolechenglerenlaorenyuandeniuma，popoyiyanbuhejiugaozhuang，yanyufengci，xiaoguzinaozheyaodaitoushi，maishouzhuo，dasaoyanchantadejiazhuang。
duanduandeyinianshijian，shiliangyinzibeiguafendeyiganerjing。
xiezhangancunzhe，haoburongyishangleyigetaijie，zenmehuirangyigefurenchenglefeihuangtengdalushangdebanjiaoshi。
nvzihelishiyaodaizoujiazhuangde，wuqianqiansuogoudewujianshenhexiezhangdexinyi，baokuotashenshangzhanxinderushan，yeshiyigeyueqianwuqianqianjitazhibande。
chengshoudedongxi，zenmehuirangtadaizou。
genghekuangwuqianqianzaitamianqianweimingshicong，congbufankang，rongyinanie。
yibuzuoerbuxiu，yizhixiushujita，liangtayefanbuqishenmefenglang！
yiqiangshenqingweilegou，yuanshenshoubuledaji，yikaishijueshikangya，haimeiyouaiguodiyitian，jiushoubulejie，naqiqingshuimengguan，hedeguomeng，chayidianqiangsile。
aiexingbutong，zaitunifangliguashengzishangdiao，haimeiyoutashangdengzi，shouyicheshengzijiudiaoxialaile。
neijiutiaohe，nanbuchengxiezhanghuiyanzhengzhengdekanzhetabeiyansi，erwudongyuzhong。
yigeweiletaxunsimihuodenvren，xiangxinxiezhanghuixinruan，tayidinghuihuixinzhuanyi。
wuqianqianzhanzaihebian，zuozuoyangzi，xiangzhexiezhangguolaiquanshuo，queshijiaoxiayihua，diaojinleheli，toubukedaoleshitou，sile！
她就穿越了。
“qianqian，nixingle！”jinfengjiajingxidewojinletadeshou，yanjiaoyouleihen。
“guinv，nizayangle？”wudapengxintengdexunwendao。
yuanziweizhekanrenaoderen，chaochaonaonaode，tanaoguazitutudeteng。
“wuqianqianzheiyatou，dangchushilibacundouzhidaotazhuizhexiezhang，shuoshizhijiadushuren，yaozuogaomingfuren，guannainailaobuzhe，fanerdiuleming。”
“cunlitashidiyigebeixiudefuren，womenyanhecundeliandoubeitadiuguangle。”
“peipei！！woshuoxiezhangcaishineigelangxingoufeideren，wangchengshidushuren，kaoshangxiucaile，jiubaqianqianjixiule。”
“tingshuoyougedahurenjiade**kanshangtale，tajiudonglewaixinsi。”
youshiyifanchiguaxianchang！haiyourenbanzhedengzizuozaimenwaide，tamenjiadeguashichibuwande！
yuanshenshiyigehuachi，chuleduixiezhangwenshengxiyu，qitadoushiqiajianyaoqiang，sapogundi，haochilanzuo。
风评两个极端！
xiangtamiaotiaoshunv，haishiyiweiyanjiusheng，buguojiabanzhishenyecusi，zhijiejiuchuandaolezheijipinshenshang。
rujinbeixiu，youchenglecunlidexiaohua。
“qianqianzhiyaonibuzainao，dieniangshenmedoudayingni。”jinfengjiagengyandao。
shoudaowuqianqiandiaojinhelidexiaoxi，tadexindouyaosui，tuiruandezoubudong，
kandaobeirenshiluludetaihuilai，zhidaoleshiqingdeyuanwei，taqiangchengzhemeiyouyunjueguoqu。
duanduandeyinianshijian，jiuchayidiannaochurenming，xiezhangneiaiqiandaodehunzhang，yidingyaoqinshouzaileta。
wuqianqianxiaoshihoushiyigefendiaoyuzhuodenvhai，qianmianlianshenglelianggedaibade，laoliangkouduitaruzhuruyudeyangzhe。
neishibeitayishoupengzaixinwoshangdenver，bierenjiashiqiongrenjiadangjiazao，tajiashidangjiaojiaonv！
wuqianqianconghelibeilaoqilai，zaoyishenpilijin，duzigugudejiao。
jinfengjiadanxinwuqianqianyoushiyitongsapodanao，lianmangdao：“eleba，woqubazaoshangredezhounalai。”
jinfengjiazhanqilaiyizhenxuanyun，haozaishenbiandewudapengfuzhuleta，tachechuyimoweixiaodao：“meishi”，youpailepaiwudapengdeshou，shiyibubidanxin。
wuqianqiankanzhejinfengjiaqiangchengzheshenzi，gantanzheyuanshen，shenzaifuzhongbuzhifu。
jinfengjiazouchuyuanzinuhoudao：“sheizaijiaoshegen，wojiusilantadezui！jiwogun！”