第一章误入红包群
“zhangxiaoyang，nigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangdexiaojianzhong，yegangenlaozizhamao！”
guangtoubashaoniandadaozaidihouqiangguoyaolou，kanzheyizhizhixiannendeshihuxiantiao，renbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
“shanlideyaocaidoushilaozide，niganwangzhenshangmaiyiliangwojiunongsini！”
shuowan，jiudaizhelianggegenbanyangzhangerqu。
zhangxiaoyangdingzhesundabaoyuanqudebeiying，yaoyaqiechiqueyouwukenaihe，sheijiaorenjiayouqianni？
tashigeguer，sansuishifuqincaiyaodiuleming，muqinbujiuyesile。
weilehukoutaliusuijiushangshancaiyao，rujinyijingshigeniantou，jinzaotatianhaimeiliangjiushangshan，jiushiweileduokaizheijiahuo，meixiangdaohaishibeijiezhule。
guangtoumingjiaosundabao，zaishanxiakailejiayaocaishougouzhan，zhangzheshouliyouqian，youlongluolejigeerjingongdangdashou，jiuzaizheipianshanquqiangmaiqiangmai。
yeshengshihudaozhenshangqimaliangbaiyijin，kezheijiahuocaijiqishi，jianzhiheixintouding。
tawanyaojianqishouji，qingqingpaiquchentu。
zheibudijiataolaideershoushouji，shitahewaijieweiyidelianxiqudao，yeshitaweiyideyulefangshi。
jiuzaizheishi，shoujixianshiyourenlataruqun，zhangxiaoyangbujinzhoumei，buhuishipianziba？
kedengtajinqunzhihou，quebuyoudelengzaidangchang。
zaowangye：nalaidexiaoxian，baoshangminglai？
wucaishen：fagehongbaoxian。
nanjixianweng：nvxianyoubaosanwei，nandegunyuan！
maorixingguan：zenmebantianmeifanying，sheilade，tile。
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zhangxiaoyangbuzhuyaotou，zheibangjiahuoruxitaishen，haizhenbazijidangshenxianle，zijihaideyangjiahukou，nayoushijianpeitamenyiqifeng？
tagangyaoshanquntuichu，quejianyourenfachuxiaoxi。
donghailongwangaoguang：dajiazhuyile，xianzaishijiudianzheng，laojungaichuxianle。
beihailongwangaorun：zhongweixianyoubuyaoguazao，laojunshiqunzhu，tachuxiankeyoudafulia！
errenhuayinweiluo，qunzhuguoranchuxian。
taishanglaojun：zhongweixianyoujiudeng，hongbaolaile。
hongbaofachuhou，zhangxiaoyangxiangdoumeixiangjiuenlexiaqu。
ding：gongxiqunyou，qiangdaotaishanglaojundeqibaohuihundanyimei。
keshi，hongbaodaoshouhou，zhangxiaoyangqueyouxiehouhui，huaiyizheihongbaoshijiade？
yinweitazhidao，youbushaopianzijiushiliyongzheigelaipianrende。
kejiuzaizheishi，zhangxiaoyangmeizhuyijiaoxiacaikong，yigeliangqiangjiubuyouzizhuyitouzaixia。
yankanjiuyaoshuaigegouchishi，quehuranbeirentuileyiba，zheicaimianqiangzhanwen。
zhangxiaoyanghuangusizhoumeifaxianyigerenying，dunshihedehanmaozhishu。
ercishidehongbaoqunli，quezaoyichaozuoyituan：
qinguangwang：xiaojiahuo，zouludoushuaijiaohaidangshenmeshenxian，burudaowozheilibaodaohaole。
leigong：zheixiaozimingxianshigefanrena！
zhenwudadi：yaobushibenxianchushou，takejiudetoupoxueliu。
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zhangxiaoyangzhenjingwuyu，yuanlaigangcaineiyiba，jingranshizhenwudadituide？
suiranxinzhongjiduzhenjing，ketazhongyuyoudianxiangxin，zheigehongbaoqunshizhendele。
qunlidoushishenxian，gujifachudehongbaobushixiandanjiushishufa，yixiangdaozheili，zhangxiaoyangbujinyanjingweimi，muguangjianleng，“sundabao，nidehaorizidaotoule！”
taganggangxiashan，jiuyushanglecunzhanghuxiuquan，jianduifangyifuliushenwuzhudemoyang，jiuxiaoshengwendao：“hubo，chushashile？”
huxiuquantanxiyishengdao：“shufenbeisheyaole。”
xiaozhangcunbaishihurenjiadouyicaiyaoweisheng，zuipadejiushidushemengshou，zhangxiaoyangyitingjiujile，likehehubowangjialigan。
xiaoyuancishiyizhanmanlexiangqin，jiuliansundabaotingdaoxinyejijiganlaile。
“shiwubufu，zheijiahuoduxingtaida，xunchangdesheyaobuguanyong，chufeikangsheduxueqing！”
sundabaozaijianchaguohushufendeshangkouhou，buzhuyaotou。
dajiadoushikaoshanchishan，ziranzhidaowubufuyouduolihai，yidanduqiguixinshenxiannanjiu。
huboshangqianyibu，zhanshengdao：“sunlaoban，womai！”
sundabaotinglebuzhuyaotou，“hucunzhang，neiyaokeguia，liuqiqianyizhini！”
hubotingledunshitanxiyishengdunzaidishang，xiaozhangcunshipinkuncun，yiniandaotouqizaotanheiyebuguohungewenbao，nalaidecunkuan？
liuqiqianduishanlirenlaishuo，suandeshangyibijukuanle。
zhangxiaoyangshichibaijiafanzhangda，hubodaizijigengshiqinruzizhi，kemianduizheimeyibijukuan，tayewunengwuli。
xiangqinmenyegegechuitousangqi，buyanbuyu。
hushufentangzaichuangshang，gebozhongdebituihaicu，shangkouyijingyongdaohuakai，kedumeifaqujin。
yankanguinvhuxiyuelaiyueruo，hubobaxinyihengdao：“quna，jiushibazuzhaimaile，yedejiuwoguinv。”
sundabaotinghoulianlianbaishou，“neizenmexing，zanmenkeshilaojiaoqing，wonengganneishi？”
jiuzaidajiayiweitaliangxinfadeyike，zheijiahuoqueliezuixiaodao：“zuzhaiwobuyao，yaoshinengbashufenjiajiwo，zheiqianjiumianle，jiuzijixifuhaishuoshenmeqiana？”
sundabaoliguoliangcihun，zaojiuduihushufenzheigeshilibacunchulemingdedameirenchuixianyudi，jintianhaoburongyiyudaozheiyangdejihui，zenmekenengqingyifangguo？
zhangxiaoyangrenbuzhushuodao：“nizheishichenhuodajie。”
shufenjieneimehaogeren，zenmenengjiajizheizhongrenni？
sundabaoniuyanyideng，meihaoqidao：“youbenshinilaia，niyaonengjiudele，laoziguannijiaodie！”
zhangxiaoyangqidezhiduojiao，jiuzaizheishitanaozhonglingguangyixian，ganjindiankaineigehongbao。
“七宝回魂丹？”
sundabaojiantawanqishouji，yushilengxiaodao：“zenme，pale，nigexiaojianzhong。”
yigexiaopihai，yegangenlaozizhamao，huitouzaishoushini。
zhangxiaoyangshenweiguerzuijihuizheige，yitingzhixiazaiyeyayibuzhu，suoxingbaxinyiheng，lengshengdao：“shuohuasuanshu？”
sundabaochixiaoyishengyilianbuxie，“dangran，niyaonengbashufenjiuhuo，wolianjiaonisanshengdie！”
zhangxiaoyangdiandiantou，zaizhongrenzhushixiataochuqibaohuihundanweishufenhexia......
taishanglaojundedanyao，zenmeyebiyizhikangduxueqingguanyongba？
xiaoyuansiji，jiujiuwusheng，hushufenfuyaozhihou，bantiandoumeidongjing。
zhangxiaoyangjidemantoudahan，hongbaoqundezhenjiatabuguanxin，danyaoshidanwulejiuren，neikejiuzuigaiwansile。
sundabaojianciqingjing，dunshidaxiaoqilai，“nigemaodoumeizhangqidewawa，nengyouzheigebenshi？xiangjilaozidangdie，woxiannongsini！”
shuowan，tajiuchaozhangxiaoyangmengpuguolai。
kejiuzaizheishi，yizhihunmibuxingdehushufenturancongchuangshangzuoleqilai......