第4章 我也不好惹

第4章我也不好惹

“fule。”wangfeiyouhenshuangkuaidehuida。

“o,jiranzheiyang,neinikendingyuanyiqingwochifanba?”xiaogexiaoxixidekanzhewangfei。

“yuan,yuanyi。”wangfeiyaozheyahuida。

“ai,nimenkan,wozaoshuonimenyaoqingwochifande,nimenpianbuxin,xianzaixinleba?”xiaogeyaoyaotou,ranhouyihuishou,“zoule,chifanqu!”

xiaogehengancui,shuozoujiuzou,erfeibaolibuhezuodeliurenzu,suiranbuqingyuan,yebudebumashanggenzhexiaogelikai,tamenxiangxin,ruoshitamenbutinghua,zheihaochengbuxihuanbaolidejiahuo,kendinghuizaiduitamenshiyibaoli。

jiuzheiyang,zaishangbairendeshixianzhong,xiaogeshishirandedaizhebiqinglianzhongdefeibaolibuhezuoliurenzuchaojieshangzouqu。

jimiaozhongzhihou,renqunzhong,yourenfachuyishengjingtan:“woca,xiaogezheihuohaizhenshigeniurena,guaibudezheiyagangenqinfeiyatuihunni!”

zhongrenshenbiaozancheng,zheihuo,queshishigeniurena!

ningchengdadaonaishiningchengshiqulidezhugandao,yeshiningchengshineizuirenaodejiedao,ningchengdadaoqishishiliangtiaolu,tamenchengshizizainingchengguangchangxiangjiao,fenchengsiduan,fenbiejiaoningchengdonglu,ningchengxilu,ningchengnanluheningchengbeilu。

shiqurenkouganggangchaoguoyibaiwandeningchengshi,yezhishibeidangzuozhongdengchengshikandai,buguo,shijishang,ningchengshiqishisuandeshangshigexiandaihuadechengshi,youjichang,youhuochezhan,chengshigongjiaoyehenfada,erminyishiweitian,zheichengshidecanyinye,tongyanggengjiafada。

ningchengdaxuejiuzainingchengnanlupangbian,ercongningchengdaxuechumenyouguai,dagaibuxingshifenzhong,jiunengkandaoliangjiazainingchengshipoyoumingqidecanguan,xiaofeiyanghuoguodianhedafeiyangshuanyangrouguan。

xiaofeiyanghuoguodianzaiquanguodoushizhiming,zheidafeiyangshuanyangrouguanqueshiningchengshibendihenyoumingdeguanzi,ercike,xiaogezhengzuozaidafeiyangshuanyangrouguandeyizhangdazhuozipangbian,zheizhangzhishaonengzuoshigerendedazhuo,shangmianyijingfangmanlepanzi,erzheixiepanzilisuozhuangde,qingyisededoushiyangrou!

“zheichabuduoyouyizhiyangleba。”xiaogenannanziyu,shuangyanfangguang,ranhoubianchaowangfeihuihuishou:“zhutoufei,nimenkeyizoule,kandaonimen,huiyingxiangwoshiyude。”

“**!”wangfeizaixinlihenhendemaleyiju,zuiliqueshishenmeyemeishuo,mashangzhuanshenliqu,taxianzaijixuquyiyuan。

yipangdefuwuyuankandaozheiyimu,yeshiyizhenfadai,benlaitajuede,qigerenchizheimeduo,douyijingyouxiechaoliangle,naolebantian,zheishiyigerenchide?

haozaitamenyijingmaidan,tadaoshibuyongdanxinzheijiahuoyaochibawangcan,jinguanjuedeqiguai,tayemeishuoshenme。

ercike,xiaogeyekaishixingdongqilai,yipanpandeyangrouzhiwanghuoguolidao,yibiandaotahaiyibianhengqigelai:“shishangzhiyoushifuhao......apei,meiyoushifunengchihao,youleshifuchibubao......”

xiaogenaqikuaizi,zaihuoguoliyizhenjiaoban,ranhoubiankaishilangtunhuyan,naoziliquebuyoudemaochuyigezhangxiangweisuodelaotoumoyang:“shifuashifu,wokezhenbeinihaicanlea,nizhuangsiyejiusuanle,kejuranzhijiwoliuxiayibaikuai,zheiniantouyibaikuaijiuzhinengmaiwujinzhuroua,woyidunjiunengchiwana,nizheirangwozenmehuoa!”

xiaogeyouxiebeifen,nandaotazhendezhinengqudangshangmennvxuchiruanfanma?

tahenxiangzhaoneilaotousuanzhang,kelaotoubujianle,taxianzaizhinenghuabeifenweishiyu,butingjiangyangrousaijinzuili。

zhuoshangdekongpanziyuelaiyueduo,dagaiyigexiaoshizhihou,xiaogeconghuoguolilaochuzuihouyikuaiyangrou,saijinzuili,jujiaojixia,tunlexiaqu,ranhounaqizhijin,calecazuiba,qishenlikaizuowei,buxubujidezouchuleshuanyangrouguan。

qingfengfumian,haidaizheyisishangweisanqudezaore,xiaogezhangzhangtuchuyikouzhuoqi,ranhouyangtianzhangtan:“shangdiyesurulaiyuhuang,songjiwoyidunhuangjinba!”

“huala!”yituanheiyingconggaokongjisuzhuiluo,zhibenxiaogeerlai。

“neijigebukaopudeshenxianjintianzheimetinghua?”xiaogediguyiju,ranhoujimangwangyoubianpingyileyimiyuan,jiusuanneiwanyizhenshihuangjin,yebunengbeitazheimezaa。

“pa!”heiyingzhuidi,chentuwaliqifei。

xiaogeyikan,quefaxianshigehuapen,bieshuohuangjinle,lianhuangtudoumeiyou,neitudoushiheide。

“shangdirulaishenmade,guoranshibukaopua!”xiaogediguyiju,ranhoujiutaitouchaoshangmianrangleyiju,“wei,sheiluanrenghuapena?”

“laozirengde,jiaogeguijiao?”wulouyangtaiqueturanshenchuyigeguangtou,cushengcuqidedahou,“zaijiaolaozichouni!”

“nichengrenjiuhao,kuaidianjiwoxialai,peiwojingshensunshifei,nichadianzadaowole!”xiaogebushuangle,zheidousharena,conggaoloushangluanrengdongxixialaihaiyoulile?gangcaiyaoshihuangerenzhanzaitadedifang,bachengjiuzhijiebeizaponaodaiguadiaole。

benlaixiaogezhishineimeyirang,biaodayixiabuman,ruoshishangmianmeirenhuiying,tayejiusuanle,nazhidaoshangmianneiguangtoujuranfanguolaiweixieta,tajiumashanggaibianlezhuyi,jueduibunengsuan,rangneisiguangtoupeiqian,taxianzaizhengqueqianni!

“peininiang!”neiguangtoubaonu,“laozixiangrengjiureng!”

“youbenshinibazijirengxialai,buranjiujiwogunxialaipeiqian!”xiaogezheihuizhenshengqile。

“laozimashangjiuxiaqu,youzhongnijiubiepao!”guangtouhouleyisheng,ranhoujiucongyangtaixiaoshi,kanqilaisihuzhendexiangxialaijiaoxunxiaoge。

“xiaohuozi,kuaizouba,neishiwangmanzi,buhaorede。”jiuzaizheishi,yigebaifalaorenchushengquanweixiaoge,ganggangxiaogeheneiguangtoudeduima,yinqijigerendeweiguan,erzheigebaifalaorenzhengshiqizhongzhiyi。“duoxiedaye。”xiaogechaobaifalaorenxiaolexiao,“qishini,woyebuhaore。”

baifalaorentanlekouqi,tayezhishishunkouyiquan,kebijingshibuguanji,jiranzheixiaohuozibutingquan,neitaziranyejiubuzaishuoshenme。

zheilishishangzhuliangyonglou,xiamianyipaikaojiedeshangpu,ershangmiandoushizhudejumin,erzheipianjuminloudechukounaizaiqianmiandayuewushimiyuandedifang,xiaogedengledagaiyifenzhong,biankandaoyigeshencaibugaomanlianhengroudeguangtounuqichongchongdepaolechulai,ranhouchaotazheibianchonglai。

kandaoguangtoudechuxian,baokuobaifalaorenzaineidejigeweiguanzhongdouxiangshiduobiwenshenyibanduokai,zhiyouxiaogeyiranzhanzaiyuanchu,zheiyerangtaziranchengweizuimingxiandemubiao。

“jiushiniranglaozipeiqian?”guangtouchongdaoxiaogemianqiantingxia,qishixiongxiongdezhiwendao。