第1章 猪才想穿越

zaichuanyuexiaoshuohengxing,shenzhiyouhenduoxiaoluolidahou,chuanyueshichangtai,**shibian-taidejintian,suqingqingyizhiduineilianggezishishenetongjuede,chuanyueyoushenmehaode,meiyouxiandaimeishi,meiyoujingxian**deyoulechang,shenzhishanggecesuodouzhinengkaoguade,wanyijishubushulian,guashanglemougebuwei,lianzouludoudeniushanghaojitian。

danlaotianni,shibuhuianchanglichupaide,niyueshisichanlandaxiangyao,tabuyidingmanzuni,niyueshibuxiangyao,hei!tameizhunerjiulaishangnile。

benlaihehaoyoudingyinayuehaolezaiwenmiaomenkoujianmian,danneijiahuojingranlinshiguaiquhenanpengyouyuehuile,beifanglegezidesuqingqingbaiwuliaolaizhixia,jiuzhihaozijizhajinlewenmiaoxianguang。

xiangwenmiaoneizhongdifangyulonghunzayouzhenyoujia,maidaoshenmequankaozijiyunqi,pianpiansuqingqingjiubeiditanshangneizhitongtifanzhekeailvguangdeguopanyangwujianjixiyinzhulemuguang,zaipianpianneigelaoshidetanzhubushihuo,suqingqingyebushihuo,zuihouhualeershikuaiqiantajiubaneiwanyierjilinhuilejia。

wanfanhou,suqingqingxiguanxingdinazhebijibendiannaoshangtiantai,bianchengliangbianpaowang,dangranyemeiwanglebatajintianmaihuilaideguopanjifangmanlezuiaidelingshi,yiqiduanleshanglai。

“tianjidashimiyu,jinyeshushi,tianjiangxianyixiang,youyuanzhedexingguanzhi。yuzhixiangqing,qingzaixiamianzhanghaozhonghuiruwubaiyuan,jikejiemi!”suqingqingsuibiandianruleyigezhanxingwangzhan,turandanchuleyigetishikuang,erqiemeigeyimiaojiuduodanyibian,tayikan,liketiaoleqilai,madao,“kao!youzhongdule!”

qijibaihuaidesuqingqingzhengxiangxialoudadianhuaxiangrenqiuzhu,turan,yidaoqingliedeyueguangshudicongyouheidetianmupokongshexia,mubiaozhizhitagezaipangbianxiaozhuoshangdeguopan!beiyueguanglongzhaoxiadeguopanjianjiandisanfachuleyizhongbitabenshengengweishentouguiyidelvguang,lvdaosiyaodicuiyiban。

“zenmehuishi?”suqingqingturanjuedexintiaodehaokuai,danshijinbuzhuqiangliedehaoqixinqushi,tahaishidazhedanzicouleguoqu,manmandiguopandixiahaoxiangyoushenmezifulechulai,tabuyouzizhudishenshouquduanguopan,xiangkanqingshangmiandezi。

“nandeyouyuanren,yuhui,fudecibao!”suqingnannannianleyibian,turangandaobumiao,ganjinxiangrenglezheigetangshoudeshanyu,quelaibujile……

lei,danyuanneibiandezhuzizhangdewenrouyidian!

——zheishisuqingqingyunguoquzhiqianweiyidexiangfa。

buzhidaoyunyunhuhudidaoleduojiu,suqingqingzhongyuqingxingleguolai,tanulidichengkaipifadeyanpi,sixiayikan,renmingle——guozhenchuanle。

jiezhechuanghulitoujinlaideyueguang,suqingqingfaxianzijidaozaileyizhangshuodadehongmuzhuozishang,shenshangpileyicenghenshiqingroudebosha,xinghaozhouweimeiyoujuzhedaochaderen,burantahaiyiweizijidaomeidibiancheng“nvtisheng”le。

zaiyangtouyiwang,suqingqinghuangranle,yuanlaitapazhededifangbushicanzhuo,shiyigexiaoxingdexuanzhuanwutai,ertashenshangdeneicengboshaxianranshibeitabuzhidaoshenmeshihoujiyingshengshengchexialaide,haiyouyibanzhengzaitadetoudingsuizheyefengyaoyepiaowuzhe。

“zheidaodishenmedifang?”suqingqingyibaladiaoshenshangdebosha,congzhuoshangpalexialai,juedingxiancaicaidian。

dongzhangzhangxiwangwang,turan,yougemubiaoxiyinzhulesuqingqingdemuguang!

datinggonganshangdegaojiazishang,heranbaifangzheyigeheneigebasuqingqingmomingqimiaozhenglaideguopanyiyangdedongxi,zaiyueguangxia,yefanzheneidaoyanshudeyingyinglvguang。

——laotianye!nizhenshiduiwotaihaole!

suqingqingyixiangqineigeguopanshangfuxiandezi,likexingfudixiaole,tahaobuyouyudibenleguoqu,zhucaixiangchuanyue,woyaohuijia!

“guopan!guopan!wodeguopan!daiwohuijia!”suqingqingxingfendibiandajiaozhe,biankuangbenxianglegongan。

keshitadezhijiancaichupengdaoneigeguopan,haimeilaidejinawen,turanbanlushachuleyigenvren,chaozheyigengunzidama:“nigesixiaozei,jinggantoudaolaoniangzheili!”huayinweiluo,yigunzijiuhenhenqiaolexiaqu。

“wu!”suqingqingzhijuedenaodaiyitong,shouyisong,ranhou,bansuizheqiwuluodiposuideshengyinheyigenvrendechaogaofenbeijianjiaosheng,yunguoqule。

dengsuqingqingzaicixinglai,zhengkaiyan,dunshibeiheleyidatiao。

yizhangchaojifangdalianzhengehenhendidengzheta,neizhanglianbenlaiyesuanshihenpiaoliangde,danshiyinweitaishengqi,yilianjingzhidewuguanqidedouyaobianxingle。

“guopan,wodeguopanni!”suqingqinghuixiangqiyundaoqiandeqingjing,manghanleqilai。

“guopannigetou!wopei!”**qidegubudexingxiang,henhenpenlesuqingqingyiliantuomoxingzi,“sixiaozei!nishaojilaoniangzhuangsha!peiwodefeicuiyupan!”

“shenmefeicuiyupan?”suqingqingbujiedizhalezhayanjing,renzhendishuo,“ayi,nixiangqiaozhawoma?”

“nijiaowoshenme?!”tinglesuqingqingdeneishengchenghu,benlaijiuqidegouqiangde**toudingdoukaishiqingyanniaoniaole。

“ayiya,nandaonibuxihuanzheigejingchengmie?laoshijiaodaowomenyaozunlaoaiyoude!”suqingqingzhuangzuomeiyoukandaotaqidetieqingdelian,guyizhabazheyanjingyongliyaozheneige“lao”zi。

“a!!”**zhongyubeiqidezhuakuangle。

bingo!yaodejiushizheigexiaoguo!suqingqingchentashengqidefafeng,miaozhunshiji,ganjinbatuikailiu。

一二三,破门而出!

“想逃?没门儿!”

**zaojiukanchuanlesuqingqingdedongji,haibudengsuqingqingmaikaibuzi,tayanjishoukuaidiyibajiuzhusuqingqingdeyiling,tiaogaomeitou,numadao,“zalewojinxiangyudedongxi,haixiangtuoshen?nixiangdemei!”

金湘玉?

suqingqingxiayishidixiangqile《xinlongmenkezhan》lideneigesharenbuzhayandeheidianlaobanniang,zaikankantashenhouzhanzhedelianggetixingbiaohandezhuanghan,xinlianjiao,bumiao,gangcaizenmemeikanqingzhaopai,buhuineimedaomeichuandaozheijiaheidianlaileba?

“hehe,meinvjiejie,nikanwozheimebarou,zuoroubaozitaifeirengongle。”suqingqingjianshibumiao,ganjinpeizhexiaolianshuo,“yaobuwojinidagongpeichangba!wokendinghenkuaijiunengjinibaqianzhenghuilaide!”

“zaiwozheidagonghenkuaijiunengbaqianzhenghuilai?kouqidaoshibuxiao!he!”jinxiangyushangxiadaliangleyiyansuqingqing,henshibuxiedifachuyishenglengxiao,tapielepiezui,niutouchaoerlouhanleyisheng,“chunhuaqiuyue,liangliangnimendebenshirangzheigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaomaoyatouzhangzhangjianshi!”

chunhuaqiuyue?haoleidemingzi,suqingqingrenbuzhumengdalegelengzhan。