第1章穿越了
“doushuonizhangcuilankedieniangkezhangfukeerzi，woyiqianhaibuxin，rujinkanlai，nijiushisangmenxing，nijiawangshangshusandai，doushipolanhuo。”
“zigezaiwaitoubuxiaodegensheigoudashang，nonggeyezhongerzihuilai，haishenglegecongniangtailidaibingdebingyangzi，benyiweikaoshanggexiucai，nengtaiyitainijiademenmei，meixiangdaolaotianyeyebeinikedexialeyan。”
“nierzikaoshanggexiucaiyoushayong？haibushibeibingyangzishenzituoleideyihoudoubunengjixukaole？jiuzheigeshenzi，jianglaiqulewojiaqiulan，shidasuanrangwoguinvyibeizidangniuzuomasihoutama？”
“nijiazheitiaojian，nijiugaizhudongshangmenlaituiqin，jiranwoqiulandouzhaonituiqinle，nidayingjiuwanle，kukutitijijiwaiwaide，shilaishangwojiale？”
“haibidewoqiulanshangdiao，woqiulanyaoshiyoushamaobing，worangniyijiazipeizang！”
好吵啊。
liqiulannaozixiangzhakaileyiyang，zhengkaiyan，lenglengdekanzheyanqianmoshengdeyiqie。
tapangbianshiyilaofu，weituozhebei，cangbaitoufa，xueshoushencai，pifulahuangdaihei，bumanzhouwen，haoxiangmukeyiban，yishuangyanjingquehenyoushen，zuichunbo，liangceyouhenshendefalingwen，hunshentouzhejingmingzhise，kanzhebutaihaoxiangyu。
duimianyanjiaodaizheleihuadezhongnianfurenjiantaxingle，yixi，“qiulanxingle......”
“niangdeguainannan，zhongyuxingle，nishabushaya？guashabozi？niyaoshiqule，niangyebuhuole，nifangxin，gujiaxiaozipeibushangni，tamengujiayaoshiganbutuihun，niangjiunagezhenbancaidao，zaidaigexiaobandeng，tiantianzuotajiamenkouma，yidingyaomadetajiazuzongshibadaidouyaocongfenlipachulaibahunshituilebuke。”
pangbiandimeishunyandezhongnianfunvyandiyoujingkongzhise，weibukechadedoulexiashenzi。
李秋兰一脸懵。
tabujiushizaichuzucheshangshuileyijuema？nandaoyujianheichesiji，beiguaimaidaoqiongshangoulimianle？
naozilisixuwanqian，guolehuier，tazongsuanlizhengliqingchule。
她,穿越了！
tachuanyuechengtaoyuancunlijiaguinv，jiaoliqiulan，hetatongmingtongxing。
mianqianjingmingkebodelaofu，shitaniang，liupozi。
pangbiankelianxixidezhongnianfuren，zhangcuilan，shitazhunpopo。
ebu，gumozheyijingkuaibushile。
zheibu，zaituiqinni，yuanshenhezhangcuilanjia，yejiushitaerzidingleqin，yuanshenzigeqinzipaolairenjiamenkoutui，jieguomeituicheng，yuanshenjiuxiangweixieyixiata，jieguocaozuobudang，zhijiebazigejiguasile，tajiuchuanlaile。
qitade，tanaozizanshihailibuqingchu。
“qinjiamu......”
“wopei......”liupoziyikounongtancuiqu，koushuimoziluanpen，“panshaqinni？wojiakeyaobuqinizheimenqin，bidewoguinvzainijiamenkoushangdiao？zheiyeshizhunpopoganchulaideshi？nixinzajiuzheimeheini？qifuwoguinvnianjixiao，miannen？nizheishiyaowangsilibitaa......”
zhangcuilanweiquyouyuanwang，naihezuiben，yebuhuima，jidemanliantonghong，yandipushanshandeleihua，xiaoshengzhengbian，
“zheiqinshiyuanxianyebushiwojiayaojiedea？wojiaqinghanyuanbenshihenijiadafangguinvjiedeqin，shiniguinv，yikuernaosanshangdiao，congzigezhinvshouliqiangqudehunshi......”
“nifangpi！”liupozichayao，diaoziwanzhuan，madeyiyangduncuo，“woguinvshisharen？wozixiaopengzaizhangxinlide，kuaizidoushebuderangtataiyixia，yangdehuaduoyiban，tanengkanshangnijiabingyangzierzi，leyidaonijiashouku，nijiushaogaoxiangba......”
zhangcuilanbeimadegouxuelintou。
liqiulankandemudengkoudai。
zheiliupozi，bu，taniangmarendezheihua，zaguaiguaideni？
quanchengkanxialai，tafanerjuedezhangcuilanbijiaokelian，liupozituotuoyiqifurensanguanbuzhengdejipinlaopopoa。
hezhehaoxiangtaguinvzuoshadoushiduide，bierenhuxixiadoushicuode？
zhishi，xianzaitachengletaguinv，zheiganjue，henxuanmiaoa。
liqiulanyouyulehuier，shayazhesangyin，“niang，suanleba......”
liupozimengdezhuantou，jingyadechoulezigeguinvyiyan，jiezhe，aoxiandeyanjingdiaoleliangdiyanlei，“guinv，niheniangshuo，shibushizhei**cuomoni？rangnititashuohuade？nibiepa，youniangzai，sheidoubunengqifuni！”
liqiulan，“......”
laopozilijienenglishibushiyouwenti？
“wodeyisishi......”
“zhangcuilan，nidaodiduiwoguinvganshashile？haoduanduandeyigeren，zabangnishuohua？nijinergeyaoshibutuiqin，laonianghenimeiwan！”
“娘......”
“haiyou，nineiduanmingguierzini？woguinvdoubeinimencuomochengzheiyangle，tasinaerqule，rangtagunchulaipeilidaoqian，shunbianbaqintuile，haiyouwoguinvshoudeshang，nimenyeyaopeichangsunshi......”
liqiulanhaojihuiyaoshuohuadoubeiliupozidaduan，erqietabozishizaitaitengle，shenziyexuruodehen，shengyinxiao，yeshibushangjing，gancuizhuangsi。
zhangcuilannengrenshouliupoziduizigeduma，kemadaoerzi，tarenbuzhule，xinlineidianzibumanquanbutulechulai，
“qinjiamu，zuorenyaojiangdaolia，dangchuniguinvjuedeqinghanzhonglexiucai，qiantuwuliang，sihuoqianglezhinvdeqin，yaojialaiwojia，bujiangguiju，yuelebeifen，womenjiaqinghandoumeishuosha，xianzaiwojiaqinghanbingzhongle，wanghoudeshikaobulele，zuobuleguanle，nijiajiuxianle？niyebiedangwomenshishade，nijiaqiulanbujiushixiangjiajizhenzishangwangjiagongzima？”
jiusuanshiguzhemianzi，zhangcuilanyebudaying。
zhunxifuweilebiedenanren，tilezigeerzi？
chuanchuqu，qinghanyaobuyaozuorenle？
yuanben，erzituranbingzhong，tayebuyuanyituoleirenjiaguinv，ketahaimeiquzhaorenjiani，renjiazigezhaoshangmenyikuernaosanshangdiao，hezheshahuadoubeitamenshuole？
那她儿子是个啥？
一块烂布吗？
xiangyaojiuyao？buxiangyaoyijiaotikai？
bierendouqifudaotamentoushangle，tadangniangdemeibenshi，bibuleliupozizuibalisuonengshuohuidao，ketayexintengzigeerzi，tuiqin，xiangdoubiexiang。
xiangdaozhei，zhangcuilantingletingyaogan，yingshangliupozichirendeyanshen，xinlizhanzhande，mianshangdaohaibengdezhu，“qiulandeshang，womenjiayidingguan，tuiqin，womenbudaying！”
“nisangleliangxinde，nijiaerzishuobuzhunshashihoujiuyaoqiaobianzi，woguinvhaimeijiajiuxiangrangtashouhuogua？wojiashikanshanglewangjiagongzi，neiyouzayang？haibushibeinimenmuzijibide？”
liupozixiangpushangquqiasizhei**。