第四章 撒泼打滚

“xiaoxiongdi,wogennishuoa,zheizhongshiqingniyihoujiubieguanle,fanzhengniyihuieryezhidaojiaoxunle,xianqujiaofeiba。”neihushixiangshuoshenme,zuizhonghaishishenmedoumeiyoushuo,bailebaishoujiuzoule。

yefankuxiaobudedezhuanshen,jiangfeiyongjiaolezhihou,huilaidelushangyouyujianlegangcaineigehushi。

hushikantajiaoleqian,renbuzhushuodao;“xiaohuozi,danzishouhao,yihouzheizhonghaoshijiubiezuole,renjiahuieshangni,yaobunixianzaijiupaoba。”

yefanyilianmengbi:“wopaoshenme?”

neihushihaixiangshuoshenme,zuizhonghaishishenmedoumeishuo,yaoyaotoujiuzoule。

yefanmomingqimiao,jiutingdeneihushizaineiniantao:“aiyouwoduozheigezuiganshenme,youxienianqingrenbudongdezheilimiandedaodao,shuobudingtajiushiyouqianrenxingni?”

yefanmeiyouqian,yeburenxing。

suoyi,dangtayihuidaogangcaineigezoulangdeshihou,jiubeiyigecuzhuangdehanzienzaiqiangbishang,neihanzikanqilaiyilianhengrou,xiongxiangbilu,chongzheyefanhoudao:“jiushinizheigewangbazaizizhuanglewodefuqin?”

“wozhishigeluren。”yefanjieshi。

“lurennihuihaoxinbawobasongdaoyiyuan,nibushizhaoshizhenishishenme?”neihanzishuozhe,jiuxiangshiyaodaren。

yefanzheigexiaoshenbanyaoshibeizheihanzidaliangquan,shuobudingzhenzhuyuanle。

zheigeshihoubianshangzouguolaiyigezhibanhushi,shuodao:“anjingdian,yiyuanlimianchaoshenme。”

neihanzicaixingxingdefangxiashou,danshikanzhetadeshihou,haishiyilianxionghen,shenzhilazhuyefandegebodoubucengsongkai:“nikebiezouwogaosuni,nijintianbubayiyaofeijiwojiele,nijiubiexiangzou。”

“woyijingjiaoyajinle。”yefanjiangshoulidedanzijineihanzi:“zheishinidefuqinbushiwode,wozuoweiyigelurenjiangtasongdaoyiyuanyijingshirenzhiyijin,zheifeiyongnihaimeihaijiwoni。”

“haijini,nijiushizhaoshizhe,weishenmehaijini?”neihanzichongzheyefanhoudao:“nibawobazhuangle,zuishaoyedepeige70wan,nihaixiangdilai?”

yefanjiushizaiduijinqianmeiyougainian,yezhidao70wanshigetianwenshuzi,taxiongkoudeyijinrangneihanzizhuazhu,hanzishaoweiyishijing,tazheigenxiaojizaieryiyangdeshenbanjiubeiduifangjitileqilai,rangyefanhaoshengyumen。

rujinduifangmantianyaojia,yefanyejiuhuole,tayongshizhihewumingzhizhijiekouzhuneihanzideshouwan,qingqingyigefanzhuan。

neihanzitengdezhengzhangliandouniuquqilai,zhijiaoqiurao:“qingdian,qingdian……nikuaifangkaiwo,fangkaiwo。”

yefanmeiyoudong,lianshangdoushilengdan,danmodekanzheneigehanzi:“nigaoqingchu,womeiyouyiwubangnifushenmeyiyaofei,renbushiwozhuangde。”

yuanchudeliudafukanzhezheigedongjing,zouleguolai,chongzheliangrenshuodao:“ganshenme,zheishizaiyiyuan。”

yefanneisangezhitoujiuxiangshitieguyiyangdekazaineihanzideshouwanshang,mingmingyigefeichangjiandandedongzuo,keneihanzijiupianpianzhengtuobudiao,tengdeetoushangzhimaoxuhan。

liudafukanzhezheigeqingjing,yanlishanguoyisijingguang。

yefankanzheneihanzideetoushangdoumaochulexuhan,jiusongleshou。

meixiangdaozheiyisongshou,neihanzijiugenzhuangsiyiyangdetangzailedishang,laihuifangunsapo:“wobuhuolewobuhuole,tazhuanglewobahaixiangzaiyiyuanshasiwo,wodegebohaotenga,haoxiangshiduanle。”

yefangangcainiezhudedifangfenmingshizheigerendeshouwan,danshitaquehantadegeboteng,sapodagundeshihouyouniezhezijidexinzanghanteng,jiugenzhujiaoyiyang。

yefanmeixiangdaojuranhuipengshangzheizhongren,bitiangongshangdelingbaotianzundouhaiburu。

lingbaotianzunsuishuojingchangcongtashoushangpiandanyaochi,danshihaiduoshaohuijitayidianhaochu,gengbuhuidangzhongzheiyangsapoquwulaitademingsheng。

chengshouzhezhouweidebiyimuguang,hegezhongzhizhidiandian,yefanxiangdoumeixiang,zhuanshenjiupao。

danshizhanzaitashenhoude,neixiekanrenaodebingrenjiashu,yixiazijiujiangyefanjiweizhu,niyiyanwoyiyudeshuoleqilai。

“xianzaidenianqingrenzenmezheiyang,zhuanglerenjiafuqin,haixiangdaerzi?”

“kanzhezheigerenzhangdejiuxiangshigetongjifan,buhuizhendejiushitongjifanba?womenyaobaojing。”

“对对,报警。”

yefanbeineiqunkanrenaodechiguaqunzhong,shuodeyuntouzhuanxiang,gangfenbianyiju,youshijudengzheta,ranhouneigehanzihaitangzaidishangzhihengheng,changmianyishijianluanchengyituan。

“nimengaoqingchu,wobushizhaoshizhe,wozhishigeluren,zhishigeluren,erqiewohaijineilaorenzhixuele,taneishangkoumeishenmeshi,nimenzheiyiyuanyilaijiushouwoliangqian,yejiusuanle,xianzaihaiwuxianwo,nimendongshenme?”

yefanjijidishuodao,changmiangengjiahunluanbukan,tazhishishuoleyiju,ganjuezhouweiyoujibaizhiyazichongzhetarangrang。

changmianyishijianhunluanbukan,shenzhikaishiyourenbodashoujibaojing。

liudafutingdeneinianqingrenshuozijijiushizhixuede,yanjingyiliang,zhengyaoshuohua,jiutingdebingfangneichuchuanlaiyigeweiyandebaohe,“goule!”

yigelaorenbeirenyonglunyituilechulai。

zheilaorendetuibuhaichanzhebengdai,danshijingshenhenhao。

zailaorenbeituichulaideshihou,yizhitangzaidishangdehanzijiuxiangshikandaolejiuxingyiyang,chaozheneilaorenpuleguoqu,baozhelaorendelunyi,neihanzishuodao:“ba,banimeishiba?”

“啪。”

yigeerguangdazaineihanzidelianshang,darende,zhengshineigezuozailunyishangdelaotou。

zheiyibazhangxiaqu,yefankeyiqingchudetingdaozijishenhoudeneixierenqieqiesiyu,neihanziyeyishijianlengzhu,shashadekanzheyanqiandefuqin。

“suqiming,womeinizheigeerzi!”laorennuhouchusheng,ranhoukesoulehaojiu,caihuanguolai。

laorenkanlekanbianshangmudengkoudaideyefan,shuodao:“xiaohuozi,xiexienile,yaobushinizhangyixiangjiu,kongpawojiusizailushangle。suqiming,nijiwozhanqilai,daoqian!”

ciyanyichu,zhouweiderendoueran,neihanziyiliandebukezhixin。

“爸,你说什么?”

“worangnidaoqian!baqianrendeqian,haijirenjia!”laorenkanzheyanqiandehanzi,hentiebuchenggangdeshuodao。

“banishibushihutule,nideyiyaofeibushitachu,sheijinichua?”neisuqimingchongzhelaorenshuodao。

laorenyibazhangpaizaisuqimingdenaodaishang:“womenzuoren,bunengmeileliangxin!”

liudafuzheigeshihouzouleguolai,chongzheneilaorenshuodao:“qishinizaisongguolaideshihou,yeduokuilezheiweixiaoxiongdiduinideshangkouzuoleyixiechuli,fouzexianzaihaiyaomafanyixie。”

laorendiantou,kanzheyefandeyanshenhenshiganji。