第一章 回家

yizhoushi,naoshi,gutongjie。

yemuchuiluo,heiyunzhetianbiri,chaoshidekongqi,binglengdewendu,rangjiedaoshangxingrenxishao。

yirenzhanzaigutongjiedeyitou,bizhidexiangyibingzhangqiang。

“tongshuai,womenyijingqueding,dangnianxiaojunzhuliuluominjianzhihoujiuyizhibeiweixiaojunshouyang。weixiaojunsizhibeirendaduan,suoyi……”

nanrenyiyanbufa,muguangquezaiweiweizhandou。

gutongjiedejiaoluoli,yigeyongposhimianwagaidejianyipengshe,zhuzhezhiyaguaizhangdenianqingnanzizhengzaishenghuo,pozao,poguo,powan。

“guigui,eleba,xiaojunshushujinizhumianchi,kanzheishishenme!”

nanzipoyikoudailiquchuleyizhijidanzainvhaimianqianhuanglehuang,yiliandejiaoao。

“jidan!”mianqianyigesansisuidexiaonvhaixiandeyouxiejidong。

“yihuiera,jiguiguifangzaimiantiaolimian,hebaodan,guiguizuiaichile。”weixiaojunshuozhe,xiaoxinyiyidedakaijidan,bajidandajinlefeishuizhizhong。

weixiaojunshenchushetouzaijidanqiaoshangshijingtianletian,zhidaobajidanqiaotiandeganganjingjing。

“shushu,dengguiguizhangdalejinimaihaoduohaoduodejidan,rangshushuchidebaobaode。”xiaonvhaizhabazhedayanjing,yibiankanzheguolizhudejidanyanzhekoushui,yibianheshushushuozhe。

“neihao,shushudengzhe。neiguiguizhangdaleyaohaohaodushu,kaodaxue,dangyisheng,danglvshi,dangkexuejia,dengguiguiyouqianle,shushukebuguangyaochijidan,haiyaoheniunai,chiniupai……”

“shenmeshiniupaia?shushu。”

yijuhua,weixiaojundelianjiangyingleqilai,yizhangkuhuangdelianbuyoudezhandouqilai。

banshang,doulidadeyanleidiaolexialai。

“叔叔没用!”

nanrenjiuzaibuyuanchukanzhe,xinrudixue。

weixiaojun,yejundehaoxiongdi,cengjingyizhouchengxiangdangdangdefuerdai,qingniancaijun,xiangchemeinv,ruyingsuixing。

ruguobushiyinweita,yejun,tajiubuhuicongyigefuerdaibianchengcanjiren,jiubuhuiyanjieqitao,shoujin**。

jiuzaiyejunxiangyaoshangqiandeshihou,huranyiqunliuliliuqidexiaoqingniancongyipangdexiaojiuguanlizoulechulai,waiqiniubadeyangzi,kanyangzishihelebushao。

“砰。”

yigexiaoliumangzhijieshangqian,yijiaojiangneigezhumiandeguozitifanle。

canquebuquandetaoguanguozi,chedifensui,tangshuimiantiaosaleyidi。

weixiaojunxiangfengleyiyang,pinmingdequjianmiantiaolideneikehebaodan。

shuangshoubeitangdetonghong,weixiaojunbuguanbugu。

“haha,kannizheicanfeiyang,tamadehaiyanghaizi,lianzijidouyanghuobule,zhuangshenmedaweibalanga。”

weixiaojungenbenjiubuguanduifangdechaoxiaoheruma,zhishizainishuihemiantiaozhongbalazhehebaodan。

“pu。”yizhijiaozhijiecaizaileweixiaojundeshoushang,dixiadehebaodanyebeicaijinlenituzhong。

“啊!”

yishijian,weixiaojunrutongfengleyiban,pingrili,tarenqitunsheng,takeyibeitamenda,beitamenma,shenzhiyouyicibeitamendangjieniaozaitoushang,tadourenle。

keneishijiguiguibushentide!

怎么可以!

turuqilaideneishengnuhou,buyouderangdaitoudeneimingguangtouqingnianheleyitiao。

“**,weixiaojun,weidashaoye,nizheixiaoyuzhoubaofale?”

huahaimeiyoushuowan,weixiaojunzhijiebeiduifangyijiaochuaifan。

weixiaojunliangliangqiangqiangdeshuaidaozaidishang,neigeshuzhizuodeguaizhangzhijiebeishuaidaodishang。

“hehe,nimenjigebuzhidaoba,jintianwojiujinimenzhengzhongdejieshaoyixia,zheiwei,jiushicengjingzanmenyizhoushiyidenghaomendeweijiadedashaoye,weixiaojun。nimenjigehaibuhanshaoyehao,zheitiaojiesinianqianhaishizanmenweidashaoyedeni!”

nanziyibianyaoyaqiechideshuo,yibianbiantaibandecaizaiweixiaojundeduantuishang。

“a!”weixiaojunsixinliefeidehanzhe,yanshenzhizhongchongmanlehenyi。

sihuweixiaojundejiaoshengrangnanzigengjiadexingfen,jiazhonglejiaoshangdelidu。

cengjiheshi,tabuguoshigongweiweixiaojundeshehuidageshouxiadeshouxia,cishiquekeyisuiyideqilingweijiadashaoye,zenmebuxingfen,zenmebuchangkuang!

weixiaojunhenbudebaduifangsuishiwanduan,napashitongguiyujindouzaisuobuxi。

只是,他还有牵挂。

haiyoutadeguigui,neishixiongdideyifuzi,si,yeyaopinmingshouhu!

yiqie,douyaoyanjinduzizhizhong。

“aiyou,gangcaibushihaihenkuangma?zenmehaishoua,dawoa。”

“残废!”

guangtounanwangweixiaojundelianshangtulekoutuomo,youyongjiaocaizaileweixiaojundelianshang。

weixiaojundemuguangyizhidingzheguigui,zhiyaotamenbubanuhuoyidaotadebaobeizhinvshenshang,yiqietadounengchengshou。

jidanma,dabuletazaiqucaishichangjianyige。

“xiaojun。”yejundeyanmouyouseyi。