第5章 打脸薛俊峰

zheigebianhuakebasuoyourendoukanmengle,fenfenmudengkoudai,bukesiyidiwangzhesuyun。

jiulianliuyuanyeshizhengdaleyanjing,yishuangmeimoulichongmanlezhenhai,yijimihuo。

youqishixuejunfeng,tagengshiyiliandehuaiyirensheng,doushadiaole。

“baba,woe,xiangchidongxi。”xiaonanhaikaikoushuohua,duzilifachuguluguludeshengyin。

zhongniannanrentingdaozheihua,humudunshiyihong,mengdibaozhulexiaonanhai,jingshikulechulai,“taihaolexiaobao,nizhongyuhaole,babazhendehaokaixin!”

zicongerzihuanshangzheigeguaibinghou,jiuyizhibukenchidongxi,wulunshishenmedongxidoubukenchi,yizhouxialai,yejiucaiheleyidianxizhou,lengshieleyiquan,danglianghongguocongguowaihuilai,kandaobaobeierzideyangzi,chadiandouyaofengdiaole。

tajiachanguoyi,keshierzijiuzhiyouyige,keyishuo,erzijiushitadequanbu,shengguotadeshengming。ruguoerziyougesanzhangliangduan,jiusuantazhuanzaiduoqian,bashiyezuodezaidayemeiyouleyiyi。erdangtazhidao,zijierzishibeihuahaiyiyuandeyishengzhichengzheiyang,tagengshiqidebuxing,fanyebuchi,zhijieshaguolaile。

ruguozijierzizhenyougesanzhangliangduan,tahuirangzhenggeyiyuandougenzhepeizang,zhuzhiyishenggengyaozhuaquzuolao,talianghongguoshuodaozuodao!

xianzaikandaozijierzijingranhuishuoyaochidongxile,tadangxiajiujidongdekuchulai。

xiangdaoleshenme,tamashangzhanqilai,wozhusuyundeshou,“shenyi!nikezhenshishenyia!xiexie,xiexiea!nikebihuahaiyiyuandezheiqunyishengqiangduolea,zhenshiwanfenganxie!wojiaolianghongguo,gangcaiduoyoudezui,haiwangxiaoxiongdiniduoduobaohanha。”

tadetaidulailegeyibaibashidudezhuanhuan。

suyunxiaodao:“jushouzhilao,hezuguachi,haixiwangliangxianshengnibuyaoweinanhuahaiyiyuancaihao。”

“buhuibuhui,woyeshiguanxinzeluan,xianzaiwoerzizhihaole,ziranbuhuiweinanhuahaiyiyuan。”lianghongguoshuanglangdishuodao,“duileshenyi,woerzizheishiwanquanhaolema,haiyaobuyaozhuyishenme?”

suyunkuxiaodao:“wokebushishenmeshenyi,zhishicouqiaoduguojibenyinanzazhengdeshu,xiamangpengdaosihaozieryi。nierzixianzaishimeishenmewentile,buguohaishiyaozhuyi,neigeyupeibunengzaidaile,yihouyejinliangbuyaorangtakaojinyinqizhongdedifang,chupengyinqizhongdewuti,duoshaitaiyang,jianchigeliangnianjiunenggenzhile。”

qishixiaonanhaixianzaijiuhaole,zhiyaobuzaipeidaineigechongmanyinqideyupeijiukeyile,gangcaizuozhenjiudeshihou,suyunjiuqingchulexiaonanhaitineideyinqi。zhisuoyizheiyangshuo,haishibuxiangrangzijitaigaodiao。

“haohaohao,womenyidinghuizhuyide。shenyixiongdi,zheishiwodemingpian,zaixiazaihuaxianyesuanshiyoudiannengliang,niyihouyouxuyaode,keyidawodianhua,yibandeshiqingwodounengjiejue。”

zheizhangmingpianyikanzaojiabufei,tinggaojide,xiangbizheigelianghongguoyeshigerenwu,suyunbamingpiansaijinkoudai,ranhouwangxiangzaiyipanglianseyijinghennankandexuejunfeng,“woyijingbabingrenzhihaole,nishibushigailvxingzijidenuoyanle?”

dunshi,suoyourendemuguangdouwangxianglexuejunfeng,meigerendebiaoqingdoujingcaiqilai。

shia,gangcaixuezhurenhesuyundadu,xianzaisuyunzhendebabingrenzhihaole,neixuezhurenjiushulea。buzhiyaohansuyunyibaishengyeye,haiyaocizhidiaoxianzaidegongzuo,zuiexinde,haiyaobaxiaonanhaituchulaidetanchidiao......

xiayishidiwangxiangdishangneitanmolvdenongtan,ou,xiangdaoneigehuamian,douyoudianfanweile。

xuejunfenghouhuisile,tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao,suyunzheigewonangfei,jingranzhendebabingrenjizhihaoleni,zheixiakewantuole!

“zenme,dasuanshualaile?”suyunwangzhexuejunfeng。

kanzhexuejunfengchileshiyiyangnanshoudebiaoqing,suyunxinlibietiduoshuangle。buzhishita,yiyuanlidebushaoren,yezaixingzailehuo,anantouxiao,xuejunfengderenpinbuxing,pingshizaiyiyuanjiutebiexihuanzhuang,jixiashulianse,zhiqianshiaiyutazhurendeshenfen,jiusuankanbushunyanyebuganbiaoxianchulai,xianzaiyouzheigejihui,tamennalihairendezhu。

“zheixiaxuezhurenketidaotieban,taizidale,meixiangdaorenjiasuyunzhendezhihaobingrenle。”

“shia,nikantadebiaoqing,kendingshihouhuisile。”

“neikebushi,yaohansuyunyibaishengyeyeni,haiyaocizhigongzuo,zuinanshoude,yaobaneikounongtanchidiao,haha。”

“xiaosile,meixiangdaotayeyoujintian。”

xuejunfengtingdaozheixiechaofeng,liansejiugengjiadinankanle。

“suyun,nizheibusuan!”xuejunfengbielebantian,shenzhanglebozi,xiunaodao。

kandaotazheigeyangzi,suyunshiyidiandoubuyiwai,duitagengjiabishile。

“e?zenmejiubusuanle?”

xuejunfengyingzhetoupidao:“nizheigenbenjiumeiyouzhihaobingren,zhishiyongleyixiepangmenzuodao,zanshihuanjielebingrendebingqing!dui,meicuojiushizheiyang!”

tazhaodaoletaijie,shunzhezheigehuatifengkuangdijiaoqilai。

lianghongguokanbuguoqule,tazhanchulai,duisuyundao:“xiaoxiongdi,yaobuyaowochushoubangnijiaoxunta?”

xuejunfengtingdao,liketuihouleliangbu,youxiehaipa。

suyundiandiantou,lianghongguojihoumiandelianggebaobiaodayanse,baobiaolingming,zhuazhulexuejunfeng。

“nimenyaoganshenme,kuaifangkaiwo!nimenzheiyangwoyaobaojinglea!”xuejunfengjinghuangshicuo,jianshengdijiaoqilai。

“nimengoule!”yigeshengyinxiangqi,liuyuandingzhesuyundao:“deraorenchuqieraoren,nichabuduojiudele。”

suyunxinlizaiciyitong,tawangzheliuyuandao:“shitaxianxiuruwode,nimeikandaoma。”

liuyuanzhouqilemeitou,“neiyouzenmeyang,niyijingyingle,haizhenrangtachinongtanbucheng,batafangle。”

“doushuoliuyishenghexuejunfengyouyitui,kanlaishizhendea。”

“suyunzheiyetaicanleba,zheilvmaodaide,yeshimeisheilea。”

“meibanfa,sheirangsuyunzijimeiyongni,chuleshengaobixuezhurengaoyidian,younayixiangbideguorenjia。”

zhouweiderenyoukaishiqieqiesiyuqilai,lianlianghongguotingle,douyoudiantongqingsuyunle。

suyunwojinlequantou,zhijiadouyaoqiajinpifuli,yaoshuobushengqineishijiade,tacaishiliuyuandelaogong,xuejunfengzaixiurutadeshihou,liuyuanmeiyouweitashuoguoyijuhua。xianzaitahaoburongyibaochouyici,liuyuanquezhanchulaiweixuejunfengshuohua?

jiusuanwozhendeshigefeiwu,woxianzaihaishinilaogong,niyebuyinggaizheiyangduiwoba。takeyibuzaiyiqitarenduitadechaofeng,danliuyuandebiaoxian,zhendeshishangdaotale。