wangqiankaikouxiangyaojieshixieshenme，danshihuahaiweishuowanjiubeichenxiaodiehuishoujidaduanle：“haole，nibieshuole。mingtian，wohuihelaogonghuilaizhu，fanzhengzheifangzi，he，yuanbenjiushijiwozhunbeidehunfang。”
“呃……这好吧。”
wangqianyouxiebuyuanyi，danshijujuedehuayuyeshuobuchulai，zuizhonghaishiwunaididiantoushuodao：“ng，neiwoxianrangyongrenqujinimenzhunbeiyixiafangjian。”
wangqianlinzoushi，takanlewoyiyan，sihudaizheyixieweixiedeyiwei。
“nishibushigenneigenvrenrenshide？”
wangqiangangzou，chenxiaodielimazhuantoukanzhewozhijiewendao。
shunshijianwobeiheleyidatiao。
zheinvrendediliuganzhenshizhun，danzaicikewomingbai，ruguobaolulewohewangqianyuanbendeguanxi，kongpawozheigeshangmennvxujiuyaobeiganchujiamenle，daoshihouneiqianhaidehaihuiqu，zheishimeimeidejiumingqian，wowufajieshou，yushiwobianjiazhuangdishuodao：“meiyou，jiushigangcaidingleyijuzui。”
“heng，zaitamianqianbuyongjushu，yigehulijingbale，yebuzhidaozenmegouyindaowobade，erqiejuranrangtajinzheigejiamen，zhenshiqisiwole。”
chenxiaodielenghengyisheng，yuqihenbugaoxing，shuozheshuozheturankanwohaoxiangxinbuzaiyandeyangzi，huranlengxiaoyisheng：
“nizaixiangshenme？hehe，nimenzheixiegounanren，shibushijiuxihuanzheizhongnianqingbaixidexiaosaohuo？”
“meimeimei，zheizhongnvrenyikanjiushilvchabiao，nalihuiyourenxihuan。”wolianmangbailebaishoubianjiezhe。
“zhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua，wokannineisemimideyanshen，neihainengbuzhidaonixindizaixiangxieshenme。”chenxiaodieqinghengleyishengtaishoujiuyaodawo。
woxiayishididangleyixia，quedongzuotaida，buxiaoxinpengdaoletadexiongqian，suirangezheyifu，danshineirouruandeganjue，quehaishilingwogandaoyisimeimiao，bujinyishizhijiandailengzhule。
“混蛋，下流！”
chenxiaodielianshanghonglehong，limachaozhewopokoudama。
dantamazhemazhe，sihuxiangdaoleshenme，mashangtinglexialai，huranjiandalianglewoyixia，kaikoushuodao：“nishibushijuedeneigenvrenfeichangpiaoliang？”
“meiyoumeiyou！”suiranwentilaideturan，danwohenkuailianmangbaishoufouren。
“nibuyongshuojiahua，woshenweiyigenvrenyebudebushuoneigexiaobiaoziqueshiyoujifenzise，yaobu……heihei，yaobuzheiyangba，nishangleta？”
“shichenghou，wojiniwushiwan，bu……yibaiwan，zenmeyang？”
chenxiaodieyuanbenhaishidaizhekaiwanxiaodeshentaizaishuo，danshitadebiaoqingqueyueshuoyuerenzhen，shuangmoumingliangdekanzhewo，shuodao：“dui，jiushizheiyang，zhiyaonibatashangle，shihouwojiniyibaiwan。”
“ni……nixiangnazheijianshiweixieta？gantachujiamen？neiwoni？woyihoulianfangnali？”
chenxiaodiedeyisihenmingxian，dunshiyiguqizaiwoxintouyongqi，zheishibawodangyazishia？weileshoushufei，woyijingfangxiaguoyicizunyanlaidangshangmennvxu，rujinhaiyaowoqudangyazi？gouyinzhangmuniang？
“hehe，nixiantingwoshuo，daoshihouzanmenlilehun，mingshengsuanshenme，niyouleqian，suibianzhaogechengshi，zugounixiangfuyibeizidele。”
chenxiaodielengxiaozheshuodao，tingtazheimeyishuo，shunjianwoyouxiexindongle，shia，youyibaiwan，zugourangwoshaodapinshinianle，zuyizailingyigechengshihemeimeiyougenghaodeshenghuotiaojian。
womeiyoumashangjujue，ershishuodao：“woxiankaolvkaolv。”
zuizhuyaodeshi，rujinwangqianzheigefuxindebiaozijuranguodezheimehao，zheirangwoxindichongmanlefengkuangdenuqi。
erhou，wohechenxiaodiehaiyouwangqian，sangerenyiqichiledunfan，wangqianhuifulepingdandeshense，biaoxiandefeichangziran。
“hehe，wodangchuzhenshimeiaiqingmenghunletou，juranbangzheigebiaozikangxiazuiming。”wojiazhecai，kuaizifeichangyongli，zheiyimulingwoxindifeichangdebuhaoshou。
wanfanguohou，chenxiaodiedaiwozoushangleerlouqizhongdeyigefangjian，chuangshangtangzheyigezhongnianren，bu，haiyaolaoyixie，dagaiwushilaisui。
kanlaizheijiushiwode‘yuefu’，yejiushiwangqiandelaogong！！！
chenxiaodiezoushangqian，xiaoxinyiyidiwozhutadeshou，shensewenroudaizheyisisajiaodexiaonverzitai，shuodao：“ba，wojiehunleo。”
wozhanzaishenhou，yanjingpielepiefangjiandedisigeren，neigenvrenhuiwangguolaideshunjian，wodexinlihuranyouzheyidaobingtaiwubidexiangfa。
wodenaohaizhong，shanguolezheiyangdeyimu，laojiahuotangzaichuangshang，erwozebaozhetadenvren，chenxiaodiedunzaiwodekuaxia，zhenggegongsi，zuihoudoushiwodele！！！
“想想就很爽！”
wozuijiaobujingouqiyisibingtaibandeweixiao，zhanzaihoumianyouxieweisuodidishengxiaozhe。
wohechenxiaodielikaideshihou，zaichenxiaodieququchedeshihou，wangqianyouyoudizouleguolai，shengyindandandishuodao：“yaoshenmetiaojian，nicaihuilikaixiaodie？”
“nibieshuofeihua，wozhidaonihetashimeiyouganqingde，taweirenwohenqingchu，genbenbuhuixihuanni，tazhishizhaonilaijiajiehunjichenggongsigufeneryi。”
“zhiyaonikailaita，tajiniduoshaoqian，woyilvjinishuangbei！”
“hehe”wolengxiaoyisheng，muguangsiwujidandidaliangzhewangqian，lengshengshuodao：“niyiweiqianshiwannengde？keyijiejueyiqie？”
“neinixiangyaoshenme，nishuo！”
wangqianyaoleyaoya，kanzhewodanmodishuodao。
wolengxiaoyisheng，erhoudandandidingzheta，muguangfeichangfangsidiyouzouzaitashenshang，meiyoushuoyijuhua。
sihuchajuedaolewomuguangshenchudeyuwang，wangqianyouyuleyixia，kaikoushuodao：“yaobuwojinizhao……zhaojigemingxing、motepeiniwanyiduanshijian？”
“mingxing？”tingdaozheigeci，wolengleyixia。
“shide，nimeitingcuo，doushiyixieyanguodianshijudianyingdesansixianmingxing，gujinimennanrenyedouxihuanzheizheizhongkouwei。”
wangqianlengxiaoyisheng，daizhejugaolinxiadeshentaikanzhewoshuodao。
“呵，没兴趣。”
biaomianshang，woshenselengdan，danxindiqueanzitunyanlejixiakoushui，anmazheigechoubiaozixianzaihundekeyia，juranhaiyouzheizhongguanxi，mingxingdoukeyijiaochulaipeishui。
danshizhuannianyixiang，woneiwunianweitazuodelao，xindijiuyouyiguwufayanyudebiequhefennu。
“wobuyaoshenmemingxing，woyaoni，wotemedejiuyaoshuini，hehe，wohaiyaozainagebansibuhuodelaojiahuomianqianganni，dui，jiushizheiyang，jiuzheiyangfengkuangdezaitamianqianganni，made。”
worutonglaohuban，shengyinchongmanfennudichaozhetadihou。
“你……你混蛋！”
wangqianbeiqideliansewubidefabai：“nizuomengba！”shuowanbianhenhendikanlewoyiyan，diaotoujiuzou。