zaiyixuezouhou，yexiuyehuanhuanqichuang：
“jintian，shigaiqubaodaole！”
yexiuchuanshangneijianpojiudetxushan，yanmouzhizhong，fuxiannongnongdemilianheshaji：
“xuezitongmeng？haijidesannianqianbeinimenweibizhuiyadeshaonvma？”
shuozhe，yexiulianshangdeshaji，feitengshanshuo：
“wolaitita，xiangnimensuoming！”
yinhandehuayuluoxia，yexiudeshenyingzouchulefangjian。
……
aolanjituan，shijiangnanshidaminyingqiyezhiyi。
aolanjituanzongcaiyixue，gengshixiandainvxingdedianfan，youyameiyan，beichengweijiangnandiyimeinvzongcai。
aolanjituandingloudeyijianbangongshinei，yixuejingjingdezuozaiyizishang，kanzheshoulidecaiwubaobiao，xiumeijincu：
“ai！zheijigeyue，gongsidelirunchuxianduanyashixiahua，zijinlianjihuduanlie！gongsichengbulejigeyuele！”
yixuechoumeibuzhan，zhiyoutaxinliqingchu，aolanjituanzuijinzaoshoulemodadeweiji，jielianshiqujigedakehu，daozhigongsiyunyingyijuebuzhen！
ruguozheizhongzhuangkuangjixuchixuxiaqu，pashilipochanbuyuanle！
xiangdaozheili，yixuejihujiangsuoyoudexiwang，quanbujituozaileshangwudeyicitanpanzhishang！
“zhiyounaxiazheicihezuojihui，gongsicainengburuzhenggui！fouze……”
xiangdaozheili，yixuewolewofenquan，muguangchongmanlejiandingzhise。
erjiuzaizheishi，bangongshidefangmenqiaoxiang，yimingmeinvzhuli，kuaibuzoulejinlai：
“zongcai，ninzuowanqunale？dongshizhangyijingjigongsidalehaojigedianhuale，doushizhaonin！”
aolanjituandedongshizhang，bianshiyixuedefuqinyitianming。
zhishitingdaozheigemingzi，yixuedeqiaoliandunshiyinchenxialai：
“不用理会！”
tingdaozheihua，meinvzhulikuxiaoyisheng，fangfoduizijiazongcaidelengmotaidu，jianguaibuguaile：
“duile！laoyeziweininanpaideneimingsirensiji，yijingzailushangle，henkuaijiuhuidaodaaolanjituan！”
私人司机？
tingdaozheihua，yixuedexiumeitiaoletiao，fanchuyisibunai，zuihouzhinengdianlediantou：
“dengtadaole，rangtadaobangongshijianwo！”
meinvzhulidianlediantou，jiezhemianseweiweiyouxieganga。
“zenmele？”yixueyileng，kanxiangzijidezhuliwendao。
meinvzhulikuxiaoyisheng，zhilezhibangongshidewaimian，shuodao：
“zongcai，nindeweihunfulingshijituanlingshaofenggongzi，yijinghuikeshidengzongcaiyigexiaoshile！”
嗯？
tingdao‘lingshaofeng’sangezi，yixuedeqiaoliangengjianankanqilai。
“heng！zheici，wokantahainengwanchushenmehuayang？”
lengxiaoyisheng，yixuedabuliuxingdexiangzhehuikeshizouqu。
吱嘎！
dangyixueganggangtuikaihuikeshidefangmen，dunshikandaozhuoshang，yijingbaishangle99duoxianhongdemeigui。
erzaibangongzhuoqian，zuozheyimingjunlangbufandeqingnian。
ta，bianshiyixuedeweihunfu，lingshaofeng！
zhibuguo，cikelingshaofengdemianse，yinchensishui，dangtakandaoyixuezoujinlaihou，zhenggeren‘teng’deyixia，congzuoyishangzhanleqilai：
“yixue！nigaosuwo，nizuowanjiujingganshenmequle！”
lingshaofengneizhangjunlangdemianse，beifennuniuqudezhengning，yishuangyanjingsisidingzheyixue，jihupenchuhuolai：
“congzuowanqidiankaishi，nidedianhuadabutong，nizhudedifangmeiren！shuo，nishibushiheqitananrenguihunqule？”
lingshaofengdehuayu，hanyibiansheng。
zhishitingdaozheihua，yixuedelianshangfuxianyimonongnongdelengxiao：
“lingshaofeng，nipingshenmeguanwo？”
“pingshenme？”lingshaofengnuhuozhongshao，fennudesihoudao：
“jiupingwoshinideweihunfu！jiupingwoshinimenyijiadenvxu！！！”
tingdaozheihua，yixuelianshangdelengxiaoyuefanongyu：
“weihunfu？nibujiushikanzhongleyijiadecaifuma？xiangyaorihoutunxia，juweijiyouma？”
beiyixuedangmianchuochuan，lingshaofengmeiyousihaoganga，tasisidingzheyixue，hanshengshuodao
“yixue！nijiwojizhu，buguanzenmeyang，nidoushiwolingshaofengdenvren！zhiyouwo，caipeideshangni！！！”
lingshaofengdehuayu，budanmeiyourangyixueyousihaonuse，fanerqiaolianzhishang，fuxiannongnongdejifeng：
“baoqian！nixiuxiangdedaowole！yibeizi，xiuxiang！”
zheiyijuhua，ranglingshaofengdemianseshunjianbianle。
buzhiweihe，taxinzhongfuxianyisibumiaodeyugan：
“yixue，nizheihuashenmeyisi？”
yixuemeiyoushuohua，ershicongkoudailitaochuyipiansiliedechuangdan。
zaizheichuangdanzhishang，youzheyimoxianyandeluohong！
“zhei……”lingshaofengwanquanmengle！
takanzhechuangdanshangdeluohong，zhenggeshentidouzaifazhan，yisisinuhuoheshaji，shunjianxiongyongqilai。
“meicuo！wohualewuqiankuai，songleniyidinglvmaozi！”
yixueqiaolianzhishang，fuxianyimocanrandexiaoyi。
taningsi，yebuyuanyidangzuolianyindegongju，gengbukenengjiajilingshaofeng。
ertadehuayu，fangfoyikezhadan，zailingshaofengnaozhonghongxiang：
“ni……niningyuanbadiyicijiyazi，yebuyuanyijiwo！weishenme！daodiweishenme！！！”
凌少风彻底疯狂了！
tashixiangyaojiangyijiadecaifuzhanweijiyou，danshitagengxiangbayixuezheigejiangnandiyimeinvzongcaizhanweijiyou。
zaitayanli，yixuejiushizijidejinluan，chuleziji，renherendanganranzhi，bixusi！
danshi，tazuomengdoumeiyouxiangdao，yixuejiusuanshizhaoyazi，doubuyuanbadiyiciliujiziji。
fennuzhixiadelingshaofeng，chedishiqulelizhi。
tayibazhuazhuyixuedebojing，fennudeqiazhe：
“weishenme！niweishenmezheiyangzuo！！！”
yixueqiaoliandeqiaoliancangbairuzhi，fanzhesihui，jibianshiwufahuxi，tayijiufanzhecanrandexiaoyi：
“lingshaofeng，wogaosuguoni，wozheibeizi，zhihuixihuanyigeren！wodengletabanian，jiexialai，wohaihuidengtayigebeizi！wojiusuanshisi，yebuhuijiajini！！！”
轰！
zheijuhua，chedijianglingshaofengxinzhongdefennuyinbao。
taxuehongzheyanjing，lianshangchongchizheningxiao：
“yixue！hao！nihenhao！jiranruci，neiwolaozixianzaijiushangleni！ninengbadiyicijiyigemoshengren，laozizuoweinideweihunfu，weishenmebunengshangni！！！”
shuozhe，lingshaofengbianyaoqusiyixuedeyifu。
yixueqiaoliandabian，ganjinshanduo，shensezhizhong，fanzhenongnongdejuewang。
zhishi，jiuzaizheiyishunjian，yidaobuheshiyidegesheng，moranzaibangongshinei，xiangleqilai：
“daguniangmei，dagunianglang，dagunianggenwojinleqingshazhang……”
嘎！
zheidaogesheng，ranglingshaofengdedongzuoshunjianyijiang，tazhuanmukanqu，zheicaifaxian，huikeshilibuzhiheshi，duochuleyigemoshengdeqingnian。
“xiaozi，nishishei？”lingshaofengmeitoujinzhou，sisidingzheyexiu。
eryixuezeshiwanquanlengzhule。
tameiyouxiangdao，hezheijiahuoganggangfenkaiyilianggexiaoshi，duifangjingranzaicichuxianzaizijidemianqian。
youqishixiangdaozuowan，zijiheyexiufengkuangdeyiye，yixuedeqiaolian，fangfohuoshao，xiusaozhiji。
“wo？”yexiuyilianxiaomimideshuodao：
“shizheiyang，zuowandefeiyongshi5000kuaiqian！erzheiweinvshizaoshangjilewo5100，duoleyibaikuai！woshilaihaiqiande！”
yibianshuozhe，yexiutaoletaozijidekoudai，taochu70kuaiqian，saijinyixuedeshouli：
“neisha……duochule100，wodacheguolaihuale30，haishengxia70！zhaojini，nidiandian！”
嘎！！！
zheiyimu，ranglingshaofengheyixuewanquanmengbile！
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yexiuyaotouhuangnao，lianlianbaishou，erhouyibenzhengjingdeshuodao：
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