第1章 办完婚礼已经三天了

qingchen,yilvyangguangtouguochuanglianzhaoshezaichuangshang,linyiyangmuguangjuanliandekanzhehuaizhongshuidezhengxiangdenvren,xinliyizhenhuanghu,banwanhunliyijingsantianle,ketahaishiyouyizhongbuzhenshideganjue,tafangzaixinjianshangaileshiniandeqingmeizhuma,zhongyubeitajiquhuijiale。

tahaiqingxidejidehunlineitian,zhuchirenshuodemeiyijuhua,shenzhiyejidehunlixianchangguoyujidongdetahongleyankuang。

“wu,”huaizhongdenvrenyingningyishengmanmanzhengkaileyanjing,tashenshouroulerouhaiyouxiepijuandeyanjing,shayazheshengyinwendao“niganmani?”

“heihei,”linyiyangshaxiaoyisheng,bajiqinleyikounvrendelian,jiezhejiangtoumaizaitadejianbangshang,menshengdao“lanlan,woxianzaihaijuedeshizaizuomengyiyang,wozenmezheimekuaijiujiangniqudaoshouleni?”

renyilanwenyanbailetayiyan,meiyouhaoqidepaidalejixiatadegebo,qinghengdao“zenme?buxiangzaoyidianquwoshiba!”

“zenmekeneng!wozheibushitaigaoxinglema!”shuozheshuozhe,linyiyangyouxieweiqudedunangzhe“zanmenqingmeizhuma,mendanghudui,hundoudingle,jiulianfangziyeshizuoyoudelinju,zanbaduiwohaishibizibushibiziyanbushiyande,shengpawobaniguaizou,zheiciyaobushizanma,wozhibudingshenmeshihoucainengqudaonini。”

renyilanhaoxiaodekanzheweiqudenanren,shenshounielenietadelian,shuodao“haola,wobatazaibuleyizanmenbuyeshijiehunlema,guaie,shijianyebuzaole,zanmenyegaiqilaichifanle,yihuihaiyaohuimenni,wandianhaiyaochufa。”

“buqibuqi,yaobobo。”linyiyangjiangtoushenguolai,lianshangxiemanlenibuqinwowojiubuqichuangdeyisi。

renyilancouguoquqinleqintadelianjia,taitoujian,diandianyangguangzhaozaitadecelianshang,haosimougexiariqingchendewuhou,tazhuanshenpazaitadekezhuoshang,meiyanhanxiaodehetashuo“wei,renyilan,nibushixihuanbiniyouxiuderenma,neizheicikaoshiwoyaoshichaoguoleni,nijiuzuowodenvpengyouba。”

sijici,renyilanrenbuzhuqingxiaochusheng“sheinengxiangdedaoni,xianglaixiaozhangbahudelinyiyangzaozaodejiuzaizailewodeshoushang。”

cihuayichu,linyiyangdunshixiaozhangleqilai“xiangdangnian,wokeshiashierdaiquanzilishuoyibuerdezhu,neisuoweishi,woyaowangdongmeirenganwangxi,kexile,zicongxihuanshangnizhihou,”shuozheshuozhe,tajiazhuangchouchangdetanlekouqi“wojiulunweileerdaiquanzilidingdingyoumingdeqiguanyan,wodezunyanya,wodemianzia,suileyidi。”

“shishishi,nizuilihai。”shuowan,renyilanqingqingtuikailinyiyang,qichuangkaishishoushileqilai。

linyiyangbumanyitayifuhongxiaohaizideyuqi,zhuishangqu,mengdizaibeihoujiangtabaoqilai,zhuanlelianggequanquan,zaitaerbianqingshengnannandao“jiushishijiantaiwanleyaoburankendinghaohaoshoushini。”

cishidelouxia,linfuzhenghezhekafeizuozaishafashangtingzaojiancaijingxinwen,taishoukanleyanshoubiao,xiangzuozaiyipangdelinmuwendao“zenmehaibuxialai,bushijintianzouma?”

“duorangtamenshuihui,zheijitianhunlideshizhengdelianghaizidoutingleide,shijianhaizao。”

huayingangluo,loutishangjiuchuanlaishengyin,jiujianrenyilanwanzhelinyiyangdegebozoulexialai,talianshanghualedanzhuang,jiyaodeheisejuanfabeijinsefajiawanzhu,oueryoujicuosuifacongerhouhualuo,danlvseheyebianlianyiqunpeishangbaisecugenxie,shushizhongyoudaizhejifenzhengshi。

linyiyangshenshangyijianheisechenshan,liangbiandexiukoubeiwanzhu,luchuyikuaidanlvsebiaopandeshoubiao,xiashenbaisexikuzaipeishuangbaisepixie,yiyanwangqu,liangrenyilianxiangpei,haosiduijintongyunv。

“ba,ma,mafannimendengjiule,woheyiyangyouxiewanle。”

linfukanzheliangrenmanyidedianlediantou,tingdaozheihuameitouweizhou,manlianbuzantongdeshuodao“doushiyijiarennayoushenmemafanbumafande,lanlanzheihuakejiujianwaile。”

linmuzaiyipangzantongdeshuodao“kebushi。”

renyilanxiaolexiaomeiyoushuohua,fanershilinyiranlazhetazuolexialai,jiehuadao“ba,nijintianzenmezheimewanqugongsi?”

“zheibushijintianlanlanhuimenma,nibapanidiusanluoside,liwuyebeibuquan。”linmuhentiebuchenggangdedengleyiyanlinyiran,huafengyizhuanjixushuodao“yidianyebuxuexuelanlan,zaozaojiujinlegongsibangmang,nia,jiuzhidaotiantianwangwaipao,doushijiehunderenle,yemeigewenzhongyang。”

“haole,liwuwodourangsijifangchelile,nimenxianchikoufanba,”linfuzaiyipangzhijiedaduanlelinmudehua,shuozheshuozhe,youtaitoukanxiangleguiguijujuzuozhederenyilan,shuodao“lanlan,zheiciwangoulehuilai,nijiudaizheyiranyiqiqunineiliduanlianduanlianba,xuechengzhihouzailaijichenglinshijituan。”

“fangxinbaba,zheiduanshijianyiyangdejinbutebieda,qianduanshijiansshidexiangmujiushiyiyangbangwotanxialaide。”

linfuwenyanhuyidekanxiangyilianpixiangdelinyiyang,shuodao“shima?lanlannikebiepianwo,zijideerzishenmeyangwohaishiqingchude,yitiantianmeigezhengxing。”

tingdaozheili,linyiyangdunshibumanderangrangzhe“banizenmenengzheimeshuowoni,wohaodaiyeshijinrongxidegaocaishenghaoba。”

“he,”linfufachuyishenglengxiao,huanhuanshuodao“shijinrongxihaishimeishuxigaocaisheng,meiyourenbinigengqingchuleba。”

linyiyangdunshijuedelikui,gangademolemobizi,xiaoshengdekangyidao“woneibushixuedechabuduole,xiangzhezhuiqiuyixiazijidemengxiangma。”

linfulenghengyisheng,meizaidalita,renyilanshunshijieguohuatijixushuodao“qianduanshijiansshiwangjiakaifalegedujiacun,wobahewangjiayouyixiejiaoqian,zhenghaoxiangmuyehenbucuo,suoyijiudasuantouyibufenqianjinqu,wobahewobufangbianlumian,jiurangyiyangbangwoqutanzheigexiangmu,jieguoyiyangyiqu,bujinhetongqiandetongkuai,hairanglilelianggedian。”

“woqianduanshijiandaoshitingrenshuolezheijianshi,meixiangdaojingranshiyiyangtanxialaide,guoran,zheinanrenjielehunjiushibuyiyang。”wenyan,yipangdelinmudunshixiaodehebulongzui,taxianzaiweiyichoudejiushitaneigebuzhengqideerzizhengtianbuwuzhengye,zheihuikehao,budongshengxiangjiuganlefandashiye,zheimendanghuduiquhuilaidexifujiushihao。