第1章

jixinjuzuoxuanchuan,wozheigenvnhaoyegenzheshanglezongyi。

weilerangwonankan,nvzhudangzhongbotonglewodianhuabudiyiweidehaoma。

jingquantaiziyedeshengyinconglingyiduanchuanlai。

「niannian?youshenmeshima?」

「nitongyidangwonvpengyoule?」

「yourenqifuni?bieji!wodaizheyimianbaochederenqubangnichengchangzi!」

「jinichenglechangzi,ninengtongyijiajiwoma?」

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wojiaojinianyun,shigangtaruyanyiquandeshibaxianxiaomingxing。

《jiangnanlinglongzui》shiwopaidediyibuxi,yinweimeiyourenmaizhichi,yemeishenmetouzibeijing,wozhinadaoyigexiaoshashoudejiaose,haishiyigechuchanglesiwuhuijiusidiaodeshashou。

zheibuxibeihoudetouzishanghenda,jiulianxinjuxuanchuandezhangshidoubibiedeyaoda,woyigedajiangyoudejiaosejuranyeshanglezongyi。

daolezongyitaizishanghou,wotedizuodelidenvzhusuxiaxiayuanyuande,paixideshihouyouyichangwohetadeduichangxi,suxiaxiashigeyouda**piqide,quanchangkaijijiudengtale,lailehouhaibuhaohaoyan,dongchexichede,daoyandoubunaifanle,wokanbuxiaqu,shuoletajiju,zineizhihou,tajiupinmingjiwochuanxiaoxie,yuanbenshichangdexifenjiwojiandaolewuchang。

wozhidaotouzishangyouqian,yezhidaozheibuxidexuanchuanzuohenda,danwomeixiangdaozongyishizhibo!

真会玩。

taishangrentaiduo,zhibohounengziwojieshaodeyezhiyouneixiezhuyanmen。

wozuozaixiaojiaoluolikoushou,suxiaxiaturanzoudaowoshenbian。

「zheiweishijinianyun,yeshiwotebiekanhaodeyiweinvyanyuan。」taturanbahuatongdidaowoyanqian。

xiangrangwozaizhibozhongnankan?wobujiushishuoguotajiju,zhiyujichoujidaoxianzaima?

wojieguohuatongdeshihoukanleyanpangbiandezhibodaping,tazheiyiborenshemaidehao,pinglunqudouzaikuatarenmeixinshan,kanbudexinrenzaorenlengluo。

tayaoshizhenderenmeixinshan,jiubuyinggaituranlaidaowomianqian,laileduantaibenshanggenbenjiumeiyoudehudong。

haihaowoyeshijingliguodachangmiande,mianduizheizhongtufazhuangkuanggenbenbuhuang,bujinbuhuang,haifahuiwanmei。

suxiaxiajianpinglunqudecongkuatabianchenglekuawo,lianmangtouyebuhuidizoule。

diyigehudongyouxijieshu,suxiaxiashule,anzhaoyouxiguizetayaoxuanzeyigerendadianhua,bingqiedayingduifangdeyaoqiu。

takanlewoyiyan,jiaodididishuo:「woshoujilinshangchangqian,shuaihuaile,wokeyixuanzeyigegenwoguanxihaoderenlaitiwojieshouchengfama?」

duicizhuchirendangranbiaoshimeiwenti,zhibozongyibuhaoyisinongdetainankan。

suxiaxiayoubawoladaowutaizhongyang。

「niannian,woshoujihuaile,nilaitiwojieshouzheigechengfahaobuhao?」

wodouhaimeikaikou,jiuyougongzuorenyuanbawoshoujidileshanglai。

haiyaodayingduifangyigeyaoqiu,yaoshiduifangrangwojitajibaiwanzenmeban,buxing,wodezhaogekaopuderen。

jiuwosikaozhaosheidadianhuabijiaohaoshi,suxiaxiazilaishudiqiangguowodeshouji,botongledianhuabushangdiyiweideren。

wandanle,woyishunjiannaohailizhishengxiazheisangezi。

xianzaishixiawusandian,tayinggaizaikaihui,qianwanbuyaojiedaozheitongdianhua!wodingzhesuxiaxia,kaishiwushengdiqidao。

kenengshiwopingshibubaifodeyuanyin,shangtianbingmeiyoutingdaowodeqiqiu,dianhuatongle。

「wei,niannian,zenmele?」

tingtongneiduanchuanlaideshiyidaolansanqingrundenanyin,haijiazazhexiaoyi。

wohaimeixianghaozenmehuidata,pangbiandesuxiaxiajianwochichibushuohua,zaibeihouhenhenqialewoyixia。

「嘶。」

「zenmele?shoushangle?nizaina?」dianhuaneiduanhenmingxianjinzhangqilai,wopatayoushenmedongzuo,lianmangchusheng,「womeishi,neige,nizaiganshenme?」

nanshengqingqingxiaolexia,「ganggangzaikaihui,xianzaizaihenidadianhua,nizheidianhuayiguolaiwoyiweiniyaodayingzuowonvpengyouleni。」

tazheijuhuayichu,wojiukandaolezhibojiandedanmushunjianduoleqilai,xiamianyeyourenzaiqiaoqiaotaolun,shuoshengyinershu。

zheishaoyeqianjitiancanjialeyigecaijinghuidecaifang,xianzaihenduoguangchangdedapingdouzaifangtadecaifang,tinglezheimeduotian,dangranhuijuedetadeshengyinershule。

「zheishengyinbujiushiqianjitiancaijinghuishangneigelujinanma?」

「nishishuoneigejingquantaiziye,yeyeshituiyijunren,fuqinshijingquanfangdichandaheng,muqinshijiangnanguiquan**delujinan?」

「tajinianyunbushigexiaoyanyuanma?zenmekenengrenshilujinan?」

wokanleyandanmu,henmingxianyijingyourenbatarenchulaile。

「nikaishenmewanxiaoni,wokebuhuidayingni。」woyikouhuijueleta,jiusuanchengfashule,yaozenmeyangwodouren,jitadangnvpengyou,dangbuleyidian。

「neinidadianhuaji**shenme?nanbuchengzhenshouqifu?」duimianshengyinmingxianshiluolexiaqu。

「chulezheige,nihaiyoumeiyouqitaxiangyaode?」woxianglexianglujinandeaihao,wufeishisaiche,haojiuhelanqiu。

「youa,nijiajiwo。」tingdaoqianbanju,wogangxiangsongkouqi,xiayijuhuayichu,bujinzhibojianzhale,woyezhale。

「bizui,lujinan!」wochongzheshoujidishenghouleyiju,danshiwowangle,wozaizhibo,bozishangyoumai,zheijuhuabeiyinxiangfangda,zhibojiansuoyourendoutingdaolelujinandemingzi。

woyishunjiangangadexiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu,gangjinruyulequanjiuxiangtuiquanle,ganbuxiaqule。

zheijulujinanbujinzhibojianguanzhongtingjianle,suxiaxiayetingjianle。