老公心虚的赔着笑：
“laopo，ninbiefazheimedadehuo，wodanxiao……”
“啪！”
我将碗一摔：
“zhengyikai，shouqinidexipixiaolian，ganjinshuoshihua！”
woqiangyazhexinzhongdenuhuo，zaiyicizhiwen。
ercishizaiwoshilidepopochulaile。
yifuzhigaoqiyangdeyangzichongworangrang：
“xiongshenmexiong？！haojianikankannihaiyoudianzuoqizideyangzinei？！！”
“yikaishinidenanren！tabushinideerzi！！nixiangzenmexunchijiuzenmexunchi？！”
“tamahaizaizheini！dangwoshibuchuanqidema？！”
“wolaopozirenlehenjiule，buxiangshuochulairangninankan！”
“jintianzhenghaoshuodaoshuodao！”
“neixieqian，shiworangyikaijiejitadebiaomeile！”
“youshenmewentinichongwolai！”
guoran，hewodecaixiangmeiyoucuo！
woshiwangdekanleyiyanlaogong。
zaikanyiyanhaohengdepopo，tayiranlizhiqizhuangdeshuodao：
“doushishizaiqinqi，renjiadouhuanaizhengle，jiedianqianchuquzenmele？！”
“guhuahaishuosanshinianhedongsanshinianhexini！sheiyebunengbaozhengyishengdoushunfengshunshui！”
“wocongmeijianguoxiangnizheiyanglengxuewuqingderen！！”
kanzhepoponeizhanglian，duiwodebumanshenzhishihenyirangtazhengzhangliandouniuqule！
我气笑了。
jingranjiaoxunwohaimeiwanmeilele？！
教我做人？！
你也配？！
很好！
shijiwanjingranbeizhewoquanbujiechuqule！
tajiranzheimeshejiweiren，wohainengshuoshenme？！
qishi，popoliangzhouqiantijianjiuchachuleweiaizhongqi。
woyizhimanzheta，yinweiyishengshuozheigeshihouhaodexinqingyouliyubingqing。
suoyiwohaiweizhaodaoheshidejihuigaosuta。
jialideneishijiwanjiushitadejiumingqian。
woxianzaihenxiangwenwenta，qianjiechuqule，nindeaizhenghaizhibuzhi？！
danshi，huadaozuibianworenzhule！
我只说了一句：
“xiwangyouchaoyirininzijibiehouhuijiuxing。”
poposhenzhangbozixiaozhangdejiaorang：
“laoniangwohuoyibeizile，congbuhouhui！”
“zhenyouneiyiri，nibaiwoyachiwodoubuhuihangsheng！”