翌日一早。
guanshangjunduzikaicheqianwangwuhuanwaidetiantongyuanjiebaihua。
baihuadejiaxiangweiyuzhongyuanshanqu，jiaotongbubian，suoyiliangrenzuotianyuehaolekaichehuiqu。
“a？nikaileyitaibenchidag？guanzong，gaodiaolea。”
baihuayizaidanyuanlouxiadenghouduoshi，shenbianfangzhelianggexinglixiang，zaiqingchenyangguangdezhaoshexia，baisedaghuangdetayanjingshengteng。
“gaodiaoma？zheishiwozuichadechele，wopingshidoubukaide，nishuonimenjiaxianglukuangcha，wocaikaizheitaiche，zheiliangchedipangao，yueyexingnengqiang，keyiyingfufuzalukuang。”
guanshangjuntuiletuimojing，dakaihoubeixiang。
日哦~
300duowandeg63daonizuilichenglezuichadeche……
这逼让你装的……
haoba，nipingshichuxingyaomechengzuohuanying，yaomekailafa，duinilaishuo，dagdequeshizuichadele。
“嗯？就你一人？”
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“he~，ben**taiquandaoheidaijiuduan，kongshoudaoheidaishiduan，hailianguojunduigedouqinnashu，dantiaoshigeshounabaqia，xuyaobaobiaoma？”
嘶……
pingshizaigongsigaolengrubingshan。
meixiangdaosixiazheime**。
niyaobushiwoshangsi，wogaodidegennibaibaishouwan。
baihuabaxinglibandaohoubeixiang，zuoshangfujiashi，genleguanshangjunsannian，zheihaishiliangrendiyicidanduxiangchu。
cheneimimanzhedandandexiangshuiwei，yijiguanshangjunshenshangdehuazhuangpinxiangwei。
chezishichutiantongyuan，liangrenzaixiaoqumenkoujiandanchilezaocan，huanbaihuakaiche，genzhedaohangzhibenjiaxiang。
“wei，ma，woshanggaosule，dailekerenkaichehuiqu，yujibangwandaojia。”
“keren？nandenvde？”
“女的。”
“o~~~，tannvpengyouleshibushi？nixiaozizhongyukaiqiaole！zuotianzenmebushuo？wohaiyueleneigexiaoxuelaoshi，dengnihuilaijianjianna……”
“keke…ting！dazhu，bushiwonvpengyou，shiwolingdao，yiqiangennijiangguode，womenjituanzongcai。”
shoujikailekuoyin，guanshangjuntingdeyiqingerchu，dadafangfangdixiaozhegenguanmudazhaohu：“ayihao，mafanniheshushule，wokenengyaozainimenjiazhuyiduanshijian。”
“ooo，shiguanzonga，bumafanbumafan，huanyinghuanying，reliehuanying！”
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“haohaohao，womendengzhenimenhuilai，lushangzhuyianquannahaizi！”
挂掉电话。
baimujidongdiquyuanzilizhaobaifu：“watadie！nijintianbiequzuozhuangxiule，youzhongyaokerenlaiwomenjia！”
“shazhongyaokeren？bushierziyaohuilaima？”
“dui！erzidelingdaoyegenlaile！jiushihuameijituanqixiashenmewenlvzongcai，wagenwomenjiangguode，renjiashijingchengmingmenqianjin，jiazuzichanshangqianyini，womenhaizaixinwenshangjianguotahetadie，neiguniang，zhangdebimingxinghaimingxing！”
“shima？neimedaderenwu，zenmelaiwomenjiale？”
“这个……”
baimuyipainaomener：“qiaowozheinaozi，gangwangwenle，xingxu…tabuxiangrangzanerzicizhi，laiwomenjialiaoliao？yaobuwozaiwenwen？tahaishuoyaozaiwomenjiazhuyiduanrizi。”
“住一段日子？”
baifumianluyihuo，“suanle，biewenle，wanshangdaolejiuzhidaole，neiwojintianbuquchenglizuozhuangxiu，woquzhenzishangmaixieshicai，haohaozhaodaizhaodairenjia。”
“biequmaile，renjiajingchenglaideqianjinda**，shenmehaodongximeichiguo？menqianjiushihe，quhelizhuadianyeshengyuxia，shazhiwomenjiadesanyangji，zaiqubaihualinhaodianyecai，wogumozhe，xingxurenjiahuixihuanzheige。”
“这能行吗？”
“nijiutingwodeba，chenglirendouaiyewei。”
“好吧。”
baifuquchuzangshizhaoyuju。
baiyeyehebainainaixunshengchumen，wenshibushibaobeisunzidalaidedianhua，tingshuojingchengmingyuanyaolaijializuoke，yiwaizhiyu，yeyaobangmangchufenerli。
baifuquzhuayu，baiyeyequwayecai，bainainaihebaimuliuzaijialidasaoweisheng。
baihuajiakaileyigexiaomaipu，laidajiangyoudelinjudama，jianyijiarenrucixingshidongzhong，haoqidatingyuanyou。
baimuyangyangdeyi：“wojiabaihuadaileyiweijingchenggunianghuilai，wanshangjiudaojiale。”
“yi！baihuachuduixiangle？haishigejingchengguniang？lebudelebude！”
“meimeimei，bushiduixiang。”
“doudalaoyuangenzhebaihuahuijiale，bushiduixiangshisha？wodong~，saozifangxin，wobuhuiluanshuode~”
linjulinzhejiangyouzhazhayan，“wanshangwoguolaichouchouha，bangzanjiabaihuababaguan。”
shenmenijiudongle？haibaguan？
baimuxurongxinzuosui，meiyoumingshuoduifangshibaihuadeshangsi，wuhuijiuwuhuiquba~，ranglaoniangguobayin~
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乡下人结婚比较早。
zaiwaidagongdenianqingren，henduoyiershisuijiujielehun，ruguoguole25suihaimeijie，shuomingyaomebenrenzhangdewaigualiezao，yaomerensha，yaomejialitiaojiancha。
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meibanfa，langduoroushao，wuyixiweigui。
xiangbaihuazheileiqingkuangkeyilijie，daxueshengma，jinrushehuiwan，25suimeijiehunshuyuzhengchangxianxiang，danyebunengzaituole，yuewangxiatuo，xuanzedeyudiyuexiao。
“haizitama，baihuadelingdaozenmeyaolaiwomenjia？”
bainainaihebaimuzhengzaierloushoushifangjian。
qizhongyijianshibaihuade，lingyijianshibaihuameimeide，baihuameimeizaishenghuidudaxue，jinniandasi，zhengzainanfangshixi。
baimubanverdefangjiantengjiguanshangjun。
“buzhidaowa，wowanglewen，baihuazheigetuzaizi，zuotianbushishuoyaocizhihuixiangzhongtianma，wobatachaoyidun，wocaice，talingdaokenengbuyuanyifangtazou，gentayiqihuilai，rangwomenquanquanta。”
baimupushangzhanxindebeiru。
nainaitankouqi：“ai，haizizaiwaiburongyia，tayaoshishizaibuxiangzaijingchenggongzuo，nijiurangtahuilai，wohetayeyedouqibashile，hainenghuojinianni？womenxiwangmeitiandounengkandaobaihua。”
“womeiburangtahuilaia，wozhishibutongyitazhongdi，yigeqingbeibiyeshengzhongdi，shuochuquxiaodiaodaya。”
“bierenzenmekanshibierendeshier，zhiyaozijiguodeshuxinjiuxing，wohaizaishouyinjishangtingdaoqingbeibiyeshengmaizhuroudexinwenlie。”
“aiyouma，xinwenxinwen，shenmejiaoxinwen？jishaoshufashengdeshiqingcaijiaoxinwen，wogennijianga，nikebiegenzhexiachanhe，wojuebuhuitongyibaihuazhongdide，zheiguisunnaozizhenshibeimenjiale！”
“你骂谁是乌龟？”
“haha~，kouwukouwu，wotingbaihuajiangguo，guisunyiqianzhideshidishidaisun，houlaibianchenglebianyici。”