“wae~,haofengshenga~”
guanshangjunbeiyaoqingdaohouyuancanting。
canzhuoshangbaileshijidaocai。
dapanji、hongshaojiyu、yanshuihexia、jicaizhengcai、xiangchunchaodandengdeng。
baimuxiaodao:“xiangxiameishenmehaoshicai,doushiyixiesanyangji、hexianheyecai,buzhidaoxiaoguannengbunengchideguan。”
“chideguanchideguan,zheixieshicaizaichengshikeshixihanwu。”
guanshangjunmianluganji:“wozhidaoweilezhaodaiwo,shushubaitianquhelizhualeyu,yeyequlinzilihaoleyecai,nimentaireqingle,xiexienimendexinyi,xinkunimenle。”
“hai,doushiyixiebuzhiqiandedongxi,baihuajingchangzaiwomenmianqiantiqini,shuonitebieguanzhaota,caigongzuosannianjiutibatadangbumenzongjian,yaoshuoganxieyedeshiwomenganxienia。”
“shima,baihuahaizainimenmianqiankuaguowoni~”
关尚君嫣然一笑。
baimulianmangdao:“neikebu,jingchangkua,meicihuilai,tidezuiduodejiushini,tashuonizhangdemei、benshida,haiyouyixiewenzhouzhoudeci,woyeshuobulai……”
“keke!manihuayoudianmilea,hairangburangrenchifanle?congjianmiandaoxianzai,nidezuibameitingguo,erqienidoumeiliwo,yizhigenguan…shangjunbababa,gaodenimencaishiyijiarenside。”
啊哈~
guanshangjunhuitoudaqu:“yo,mouxierenchicule?”
baimuxiaozheqingguanshangjunzuozaizhuwei,rangbaihuapeizaitashenbian,yeyenainaizuozaidongce,cunzhurenzuozaixice。
guanshangjunjuedebuheshi,qishenyaoqingyeyenainaizuoshangshou,shuangfangyoushiyifanlirang,zuizhonghaishikesuizhubian。
“菜来喽~”
baifucongchufangduanlaiyidaohuangdoudunzhuti。
“haoxianga~”guanshangjunzhaozhaoshou:“shushubiemanghuole,caiyijinghenduole,kuailaichiba。”
“mashang,haiyousuanlatanghetiantang。”
baifudaibaimuzhehuichufang。
guanshangjunkanzhefengshengdemeishiyouzhongchengzan:“shushudechuyizhenhao,kanzhedoumeiwei,mouxierenmeijichenglaobadechuyi?”
“zheisuansha?wochuyibizheihaihao。”
“切,你就吹吧~”
吹?
xitongkaijujiangliwoyigedalibao:dashijichuyi。
huitoujiniluyishou,baozhunchankuni。
“汤来喽~”
baimu、baifugeziduanzhetangfanhui。
“xiaoguannenghejiuma?baijiu、hongjiudouyou,haiyouwomenzijianiangdehuangjiu。”baifuwen。
guanshangjunhuidao:“baihuajiwodaiguonimenzijianiangdehuangjiu,kougantehao,neijiushaohedianhuangjiuba。”
“好!”
baifucongcanjulilinchuyihumibaisedehuangjiu。
“ba,jiwoba,wolaidao。”
baihuaqishenweiguanshangjunhezhangbeidaojiu。
baimutibeizhanqi:“lailailai,womendajiayiqijingxiaoguanyibei,huanyingtabuyuanqianlilaiwomenjiazuoke。”
“谢谢~”
当当当~
众人碰杯共饮。
“haishishuxideweidao~,shushuayi,bupanimenxiaohua,wodiyicihezheigejiu,juedenongyuxiangtian,henhaorukou,yidunhewobaheleliangjinduo。”
guanshangjunhuafengyizhuan:“jieguonicaizenmezhe?woliangshuileliangtiancaihuanguojinger,zheijiuhoujingertaidale。”
哈哈~
tadehuayinqihongtangdaxiao。
“xiaoguandexinggezhenhao,dadafangfang,haoshuangjiantan,ayiduinizhenshi…neigecizenmeshuolaizhe…oduile,yijianguqu!”
“haiyijianguqu?gangjiandiyimianjiuzhourenjia?neijiaoyijianrugu。”baihuajiuzheng。
“duiduidui!yijianrugu,haha,rangxiaoguanjianxiaole,xiangxiarenmeiwenhua,ayichuzhongbiye。”
“meishimeishi,wojuedeayitingfengqude,wohenxihuannidexingge。”
“neiayitairongxingle,xiaoguankuaichicai。”
baimuhenjiangjiudinaleyishuanggongkuaiweitajialejikuai。
guanshangjunqingyaoyixiaokou,xixijujiao:“ng,ngngng,shushudechuyikanchengyijuea。”
baifuqianxunyixiao:“ninengchideguanjiuhao。”
cunzhurendengtachiwanjikuai,kaikoudao:“guanzong,shibuxiangman,woxiawujiedaolexianlingdaozhijiedalaidedianhua,lingdaoteyijiaodai,rangwoyidingzuohaofuwugongzuo,niyoushenmexuyao,jinguanzhaowo。”
啊?
县领导?
白家人面面相觑。
baihuajieshishuo:“ba、ma、yeye、nainai,shizheiyang,womenxiagaosudeshihou,jiandaolejiweixianlingdao,tamenzhuanmenzaigaosulukoudenghouguanshangjun。”
“tamamadanxintadeanquan,tuoshenglidelingdaoguanzhaota,shenglingdaoyouzhishilexianlingdao。”
“erxianlingdaoyouxiangduihuameizhaoshangyinzi,suoyijiedaiguigehengao,haiyaoqingtaquyingbinguanchiwanfan。”
“guanshangjunzhidaonimenzaijiadengzhe,jiujujuelexianlingdao。”
白家人听后吓一跳。
“wotian!nigexionghaizizenmebuzaoshuo?”
baimushouchongruojing:“xianlingdaoqingxiaoguanchifanshidashi,zenmenengyinweiwomenbolelingdaodemianzini?”
“shia,womenbuyaojinde。”baifufuhe。
guanshangjunqianxiao:“meishishushuayi,wozanshibuzou,gaitianzaijianxianlingdaoyeshikeyide,nimenmangleyitian,wulunruhe,wodouyaoxianlaijialima。”
“nianglei,ayiheshushudemianzizhengoudade!haha~”
baimuduanqijiubei,“shayebushuole,douzaijiuli。”,gulu~,yangtougandiao。
baijiarenzaojiutingbaihuashuoguoguanshangjundebeijing。
yiqianmeigainian,jintianzhongyushishizaizaiganshoudaole。
“duilezhuren,nigangshuo,xianlingdaorangnizuohaofuwugongzuo,zheihuashayisi?”baifuyihuodao。
“ng?nimenbuzhidaoguanzonglaidemudema?”cunzhurenfanwen。
“zhurenjiaowoxiaoguanjiuxing。”
guanshangjunzhudongbiaominglaiyi:“wogenzhebaihuahuijiaxiang,qishishixiangkaochakaochanongyexiangmu,haixiwanggeweizhangbeiduoduotichubaoguiyijian。”
噢~~~
白家人恍然大悟。
cunzhurenchenshengxunwen:“xiaoguantongzhi,womaomeidiwenyiju,nihebaihuashinannvpengyouguanxima?”
baihuaganjinfouren:“zhurenwuhuile,tashiwoshangjilingdao,wobenlaiyaocizhifanxiangchuangye,talinshiduinongyechanshengxingqu,jiugenzhewohuilaikaochakaocha。”
“mingbaile。”cunzhurenyouwen:“niyaocizhihuilaichuangye?zuonafangmian?”
baimugangachahua:“zhuren,shuochulaibupanixiaohua,zuotianzheixiaozigenwodadianhua,shuoxianghuilaizhongdi,dangshijiubeiwochoumayidun。”
“zhongdi?niyigeqingbeichulaidegaocaisheng,dangniandezhuangyuanlang,yaohuijiazhongdi?”
cunzhurenrenbuzhuhahadaxiao。
“kandaomei?wojiushuoba,nizheixiangfahuibeicunlirenxiaodiaodaya!”
baimuchaobaihuafangebaiyan,jiezhedingzhuzhuren:“zhurenqianwanbuyaowangwaichuan。”
“fangxinfangxin。”zhurendezhezilianshangyiranguazhenanyilijiedexiaoyi。
“zhurenbiexiaoa,worenzhende,nimentingwojiangma。”
baihuafangxiakuaizi,zaizhuozidixiapengpengguanshangjun,anshitabangzijidapeihe。