“wozhidaoni，nixiaoqilaitinghaokande，yaoshizhendexiangxiewo，nei……xiaoyige？”
时安：“……”
miaoxia：“……”tahaoxiang……kedaole！
shianxiaolexiao：“tingqilaihaoxiangshiwokuileyixie。”
subaiyebuzhidaoshishenmeyuanyin，tazirenweibushishenmeaijiaopengyouderen，suirankanqilairenyuanhao，danshiqishizhenzhengdepengyoumeiyoujige。
keshitakandaoshiandediyiganjuejiujuede，zheigenvhaizi，henbucuo！xiangrenshi。
zheikenengjiushimeirenxiaoyingba！
谁不喜欢美人啊！
subaiweiweipiantousikaoleyixia：“neiniyaoshijuedekui，neiwoyejinixiaoyige？”
cichangjiushizheimeqimiao，napalianggerenmeiyoushuoshenme，xiangshiyixiao，guanxijiujinlebushao。
苗夏：“……”
mingmingtashigezhongjianren，zenmemomingqimiaoganjuezijineimeduoyu。
subaimolemobizi：“tingshuonichanggezheifangmianbijiaoboruo，wochanggehaibucuo，wojiaoni？”
shianweixiaozhehanshou：“hao！”
“biegaoxingdetaizao，wokeshiyoutiaojiande，wokannihaitingshunyande，zheiyangba！wojiaonichangge，ninuliyiba，yigongzhihouzhengqunenghewoyigesushe，biebeijixiaqule。”
“！！！”
来一个抢室友的！
miaoxiayijing，tajiushuo，nanguaia！nanguaitazhishitileyijujiaoshianchangge，zheirenmeiyouyouyujiudayingle，yuanlaidadezheigezhuyi。
“subai！nijingranxianghewoqiangren！taiguofenle！”
subaimeitoutiaoletiao：“jiuqiangjiuqiang！”
“subai，nigexinjigirl！”
“bieqila！nisushehewosushemeiqubiema！dabulenilaihewoyiqishui。”
“说定了！”
shiankanzhezheilianggeyijingjuedinghaoderenyoudianwuyu，tameixiangdaosubaihuitichuzheige，danshizheigebingbushitanenggoujuedingdeba！
chuxuanshidaoshipaiwei，houmiankeshifensitoupiaole，tameiyoufensijishu，zheicipaiminggujideshiduanyashixiahua！
“zheige，kenengyoudiannan！”
subaiweiweiyaotou：“nizenmezheimemeizixin！xiangxinwo！”
shianwunai，zheikebushizixin，zheishizizhizhiming。
“biedanxinle，laiba！shibuyichi，womenjiuzaizheilian，zhutiqukaohenixuandeliangtianshiba，neijiushimingtianle，wohemiaoxiazhiqiandouquluwanxiangle，abanhaoxiangzhishengxianile，buguobiedanxin，youwomenliangbangni，niyidinghuiwanmeishouweide！”
……
zhutiqukaoheshizaiyidingdeshijianneijianyansuoyouxueyuandexuexinengli。
zaisubaihemiaoxiadepeixunpeilianxia，shiandiertianzaikaohezhongwanchengdefeichangchuse。
shianwanchengzhihouyouguolesantian，zhutiqukaohequanbujieshu。
kaohezuizhongyitaotaidiaoleshiyigerenzuoweishouchang。
zhutiqukaohejieshuzhihoumianlindejiushidiyilungongyan。
“zheicidegongyanjiangfencheng10gexiaozu，meizu9mingchengyuan，youciqianzhutiqukaohezhihouwangyoumentoupiaochulaideqian10weichengyuanzuoweiduizhang，qitachengyuanzixingxuanzexiangyaojiarudexiaozu……”
subaijidaoshianmianqian，qiaoqiaodetucao：“ai，jiemener，wohaiqidaizhewomennengyizuni，meixiangdaoyaodangduishou，zheidoushenmeshia！”
shianweiweixiaolexiao：“wangyoutoupiao，bushizhiqiandedaoshipaiming，wohendakenengxinghuixuanzeheniyizude。”
subaibianbianzui，zheigeshiannanadouhao，jiushiduizijiyidianrenzhidoumeiyou。
tazhangdehaokan，shiliqiang，nuliqinfen，pianpiantazijijuedezijibuzenmeyang！
subairouleroushiandetoufa：“nitingzheba！niyidingzaiqianshi。”
shianmeiyouhetabianjie：“neijienijiyan。”
qiuyaokanleyiyanzaichangdejiushiren：“xianzaixuanbumuqianweizhi，nimensuoyourenzhongdeqianshiming，yeshizhutiqukaohezhihoubiangengdeabanxueyuan。”
xianchangyipianqieqiesiyu，meixiangdaozhutiqukaoheyehuishejidengjipaiming，xueyuanmenqieqiesiyu，youhouhuizijitoulanmeinulide，youaonaozijihaibugourenzhenmeizhuazhujihuide。
“haole，anjing，diyimingsubai，diermingshian，disanmingsiwei，disimingmiaoxia……”
shianyouxiejingya，tameiyouxiangdaozijidepaimingnengzheimekaoqian，youdianyiwai。
subaitazhidao，yiqianchudaoguo，yuanbenjiuyoufensijishu，laicanjiazheigejiemujiushizhongxinkaishi，diyiwukehoufei。
subaidaoshihenkaixin，tazhuanglezhuangshiandegebo，xiaomimide：“kanbakanba，wojiushuoba！yigongwendingfahui，nijiunengbandaowoqinshile，kaixinma？”
shianxiaozhedaqu：“wofaxian，nihennianrena！”
subaiqinghengyisheng：“niyiweisheiyounizheigedaiyu！”
miaoxiazaiyibianbianzui：“nibiedeyi，ruguoananquniqinshile，woyehuilaichuanqinde，daoshihoujiushuinidechuang！”
“你来呀你来呀。”
……
sanbuzhidao，tamensangerenzuijindehudong，zaizhibozhongbeifensijianjizaileyiqi，yishizhijian，yanfenhecpfenzhangdefeikuai。
lurenjingyayusanrendeyanzhi，gantanguoranmeinvdoushihemeinvyiqiwan。
cpfenchenmiyusanrendehudong，sangerenchanshenglesanpaicp。
「aaaa，kandaolema，daoshimenzaijiangdongxini，shianhesubaizheiliangxiaozhiqiaoqiaoshuohuadeyangzixiangjilewohewojiaduixianggaozhongshiqitoutoumomojianghua。」
「shenmeya，meikanjianhaiyouhemiaoxiama！」
「youhuichunyudema？nengfanyiyixiama？woxiangzhidaobaibaishuoleshenme，ananbiaoqinghaogonga！」
「wocao，shianhesubailianggerendeyanzhijueduishizheicixuanxiudetianhuaban，ileile。」
「tianna，zheishishenmetaaitataaitadesanjiaoliangushi！」
「shenmesanjiaolian，zheishiliangnvzhengyinvba！」
「miaoxiahesubaiyehenpeia！」
「nengbaituomoujiabuyaolaicengwomenbaibaidereduma？bunengdumeima！」
「jiushi，womenbaibaizhishibijiaoshanliangeryi，nengbunengbiekunbang，jiemuzumeiyouxin。」
「baituo，daodishisheibunengdumeia！mingmingshinijiaanchuochuopaodaowomenzhengzhuzheidehaoma，xianzaihailaidaodayipa。」
「renjiasangejiushiguanxihao，fensimennengbunengbiechaole！nizaichaorenjiazhengzhuyijiuhaodebudele，youyongma？」
「就是就是。」
「nandaojiuwoyigerenbuxihuanshianma？」
「loushang，zixindian，banandaoqudiao！」
……
yuredutonglaide，jiushiyixiliefensidezhengzhi，zhengzhiyueduo，reduyuegao，rucixunhuan。
shiansanrenbuzhidaowangshangdexiaoxi，sanrendougezixuanzelexinyidequmu，suihoukaishimeitiandexunlian。
erneixiebeitaotaideshiyiren，yezaisuoyourendetongyixia，yongyouyicichuwutaidejihui，chuwutaidebiaoyanjihuijuedingzuihoutamenshiqushiliu。
subaixuanzeleyishoushifenxinggandegequ，shianxuanzeleyishoudaidianguofengdegequ，miaoxiaxuanleyishouhenzhadegequ……
shigeduizhangxuanzehaozhihou，kaishiqiyubashigerenziyouxuanzeduizhang。
changmianyishixianrujiangju，youdezurenshubaoman，youdezuqueyuanyuanbugou。
daoshizujuedingzhihourangzuzhangfanxuan，suiranyouhenduorenbuman，danshizuizhong，zhongyu10ge9renzufenxuanwanbi。