diyizhangyiwan？dafajiaohuazini？
“nidehukouyijingqianchuqule，shierdianzhiqiandaizhedongxigunhuinilaogaifanfuqinneiqu。”
huolaotaitaijiangyiwankuaixianjinshuaidaojiangbanyanmianqian，huilvsedeqipaobanzhexiongkoushangxiaqifu。
“xiangdaozheilaogaifandenverzhanlewomenjiayanyan18nianderensheng，wojiujuedeexin。”
“奶奶你别生气。”
huoyankeyilianguaiqiaodetihuolaotaitaishunqi，“suiranjiangshushuqinayinianqingshifanguocuowu，danrenhaishihenhaode，dajiejiecanfeileneimeduonian，tamendoumeifangqini。”
“erjieyeduiwoyizhihenhao，chuoxuedagonggongwoshangxueni。”
zheihuatingzailaotaitaierzhong，fangfokandaoleyijiazisharenfanxiaohunhunpabeirenbaofu，daizhehuoyankedongduo**derizi，yanzhongdexintenggengshen。
yipangdemengzhirouyeshiyiliandexinteng，meixiangdaotadeqinshengnverzaiwaimianchilezheimeduodeku。
“噗嗤——”
yidaoxiaoshengdaduanlejirendedaxingrenqinxianchang，zhongrenfenfenchaoshengyuanchukan。
“buhaoyisi。”jiangbanyanbawanzheshoulidexianjin，yishuangyuanliuliudexingmouzhabaleyouzha，“meijianguozheimeganrendehuamian，qingxujidongledian，yaobunimenjixu？”
“jiangbanyan！”huolaotaitailianseyihei，yankanzheduoniandehanyangjiuyaopomie。
jiangbanyanhuilehuishou，“xinglexingle，zhidaonimenkanwobushunyan，wojiushuoyiju。”
tahuanglehuangshoulidexianjin，“haodaiyeshishijiadazu，jiyiwankuaiqianshibushishaoledian？jijiaohuazidoubijiwoduoba？”
“ni......”huolaotaitaiwenyan，qidezhifanbaiyan。
zhaozhirouyeshiyiliandebuzantong，“banyan，zenmenengzheimehenainaishuohua？nidejiaoyangni？”
guoranbushitadeqinshengnver，neimeduoniandeliyihejiaoyangdoubaixuele。
“zhaoayi，wozheimashangjiuyaodaoxiacengshehuitaoshenghuole，jiaoyangnengdangfanchima？”
jiangbanyanxianggedayesidezuozaishafashang，“yaobu，ninzheiyangyigeyeshiyang，yanglianggeyeshiyang，lianwoyiqiyanglebei。”
yitingzheihua，huoyankexinliyijin，xiayishikanxianghuolaotaitai。
ganshoudaosunnvdebuan，huolaotaitaibaiyanyebufanle，zhijierangguanjianalaiyizhangyibaiwandezhipiaorengjita，“naledongxiganjingun！”
“fangxin。”jiangbanyanjianqizhipiao，yiweishenzhangdekanlejirenyiyan，“zheihuojia，yihounimenqiuzhewo，wodoubuhuihuilaide。”
shuowanzheihua，tazhijiechaomenkouzouqu，yingmianzhuangshanglehuijiaquwenjiandehuofu。
cuoshenerguozhiji，tatingdaohuozhigangjinggaodeshengyinxiangqi，“jiranbushihuojiaren，jiugaiqingchuzijideshenfen。”
“zhiqianjiazhushikanzainihuojiapangzhideshenfenshang，caizhaogunijifen，biezhenbazijidangpancai，shangganzhegaozhuang。”
“jiazhuneiyangderen，bushishenmerendouyouzigejiande。”
naohaizhongfuxianchuhuoyucineizhangdanmojinyudemianrong，jiangbanyandezuijiaocheleche，touyebuhuidedabulikai。
zhuaishenme？sheihaibushigeyele。
zhuanglezheimeduoniandeshunv，tayesuanshizhuanggoule。
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“laoda，xiongdimenfaxianleyigezhuangyuan，limianzhangzhegezhongguguaidehuacao，xiangbibanyan**yidingxihuan。”tangxuanxiaoxinyiyidekaikou，“zhibuguoguanlizhuangyuandeguanjiashuo，tamenbuwaixiaoshou......”
tadehuahaimeishuowanjiuganjueshenshangduoleyiguliangyi。
“bumai？”huoyucijunlangerboliangdemianrongshangdaizhejifenmanbujingxin，“neijiuqiangba。”
tangxuan：“......”
老大还是这么文明。
gangxiangshuodianshenme，turankandaoshoujishangfalaidexiaoxi，tadelianseweibian。
tajiangshoujishangqinzijiandingdetupianzhanshizaihuoyucimianqian，yuqiweichen，“laoda，banyan**chushile。”